The Glimmer Man Reviews
It may be beneath contempt but, at the same time, it deserves contempt.
| Original Score: 1/4 | Mar 2, 2022
...fares best in its briskly-paced (and rather promising) opening stretch...
| Original Score: 2/4 | Apr 17, 2021
Seagal gives us a fairly good Bruce Lee impression in a film that is more moronic than it should be.
| Original Score: C+ | Jan 23, 2018
John Gray's The Glimmer Man is strictly for Steven Seagal fans (if there is such a species).
| Nov 22, 2017
Although this slick Seagal action pic won't convert die-hard detractors, aficionados will note that he's both gained weight and lightened up.
| Jun 24, 2006
Keenen Ivory Wayans is so much more interesting, lively, and fun than Seagal you wish that he were the star of the film.
| Original Score: 2/4 | Sep 10, 2005
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5 | Jul 22, 2005
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5 | Feb 8, 2004
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Apr 30, 2003
Full Review | Original Score: 2/10 | Apr 14, 2003
| Original Score: 2/4 | Mar 16, 2003
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Oct 18, 2002
The plot of The Glimmer Man involves not only the Family Man but Our Evil Secret Government, the Russian Mafia and Rich Powerful Politicians -- the three stooges of action cinema in the '90s.
| Jan 22, 2002
Most of the action scenes occur in the dark and are so heavily edited, it's hard to know whose limbs and faces are being splintered by Cole.
| Feb 14, 2001
All-in-all, what we have here is 'classic' Seagal. And that means, for anyone who isn't an admitted fan, an uninspired outing.
| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Jan 1, 2000
It's ugly and unpleasant but you may find it intensely compelling, much like a visit to the oral surgeon.
Full Review | Jan 1, 2000
It's repetitive mayhem as usual.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4 | Jan 1, 2000
A truly disgraceful outing that amounts to little more than an unbelievable Steven Seagal self-love fest.
| Original Score: 0.5/4 | Jan 1, 2000
There's no shortage of action.
| Original Score: B+ | Jan 1, 2000
Sadly, the surprisingly podgy Seagal spends far too much time contemplating and not enough time kicking Russian butt.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Jan 1, 2000