Troll 2 is an awful film, but it's just too silly and stupid not to love.

| Sep 28, 2020

Troll 2 is bad. Very, very bad. The script is stupid, the acting is wooden, the special effects are laughable, the vintage-80s synthesizer score is cheesy.

| Original Score: 1/4 | Sep 28, 2020

Perhaps the biggest question is how this film obtained its title when there are no trolls anywhere to be found.

| Original Score: 2/10 | Sep 25, 2020

While Troll 2 is undeniably awful, there's plenty to enjoy if you're a fan of epically terrible movies.

| Original Score: 3/10 | Sep 5, 2017

[UPDATED 2024 REVIEW] I've seen worse, but nevertheless, this is wretched, bottom-of-the-barrel stuff.

| Original Score: 1/4 | Dec 5, 2015

godawfulness in the best way imaginable

| Original Score: 3.5/5 | Jan 18, 2014

Taking off in its own entirely misguided direction, it tells the story of an average (not to mention lousy-acting) American family that vacations in a town infested with Marty Allen clones who cause folks to sweat green chlorophyll and turn into trees.

| Jan 1, 2011

Remember kids: Double decker bologna sandwiches, always the prime weapon against goblins!

| Oct 11, 2010

No description of it can quite contain its misguided ludicrousness or the way its infinite and varied sins against the traits of good cinema combine to produce one of the most uproarious unintentional comedies ever made.

| Original Score: .5/4 | Oct 10, 2010

The trouble is that I just don't like "Troll 2" very much.

| Oct 8, 2010

Even bad movies...usually stumble into a good moment or two or at least reveal a brief glimpse of the good intentions that led the filmmakers down the road to cinematic perfidy. Troll 2, however, is a disaster from start to finish.

| Aug 16, 2010

It is a marvel of ineptness, staging scene after scene of total implausibility without a single believable performance, and many lines of dialogue that pose an audacious disregard for coherence. What characterizes the film is a consistency in tone.

| Mar 24, 2009

There are movies that are bad. There are movies that are so-bad-they're-good. And then there's Troll 2 -- a movie that's so bad that it defies comprehension.

| Original Score: .5/5 | Jul 22, 2008

As bad as they come.

| Original Score: 0/4 | Jan 7, 2008

Thank you, Drako Floyd, for making us laugh at goblins... again.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Nov 14, 2007

It's rare to find a film with such an ignominious reputation actually living up to the hype.

| Original Score: D- | Oct 1, 2007

Full Review | Original Score: 2/5 | Jul 24, 2005

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Apr 13, 2004

On par with the worst of the Krofft Brothers' productions.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Nov 16, 2002

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Sep 26, 2002