Alachia Queen
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Disney's Snow White (2025)
40%
D+
“A misguided and hollow attempt at modernizing the classic tale. Despite the film’s claims of being progressive, the story still heavily relies on male characters to save Snow White, undermining its own message of empowerment.” –
Alachia Queen
Mar 24, 2025
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Captain America: Brave New World (2025)
48%
C-
“Yet another installment in the MEH - C- U where Marvel has been consistently giving audience mediocre action films and gaslighting us to believe these are super hero stories. Sam never gets a chance to shine in this sludge of a messy drama.” –
Alachia Queen
Feb 26, 2025
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Kraven the Hunter (2024)
15%
D-
“What could have been a solid action film the likes of Rambo and The Punisher is instead an overstuffed sludge of half baked characters that dilute the potency of the Kraven story.” –
Alachia Queen
Dec 19, 2024
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The Substance (2024)
89%
C+
“While the film's narrative might feel a bit shallow on the surface, its chilling undertones about the monstrous consequences of superficial fixations delivers a truly horrific experience.” –
Alachia Queen
Dec 11, 2024
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Wicked (2024)
87%
B-
“Wicked dazzles with stunning visuals and soaring music, powered by two stellar leads, but the sluggish pacing, lackluster performances by the rest of the cast and unnecessary two-part split leave the rest feeling like a missed opportunity.” –
Alachia Queen
Dec 5, 2024
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Gladiator II (2024)
70%
D
“Where the original was a masterpiece of grit, vengeance, and sweeping drama, this sequel feels like it’s been cobbled together from a last minute brainstorm of, "What if we just... added sharks?"” –
Alachia Queen
Dec 2, 2024
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Poor Things (2023)
93%
C-
“I never thought I'd want to see an R-rated Disney Princess film by Yorgos Lanthimos and after seeing this, I still don't. ” –
Alachia Queen
Dec 15, 2023
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Past Lives (2023)
95%
D+
“Is this a film about longing, regret, or an analysis of miscommunication? It's hard to tell as the delivery is so dry and flat.” –
Alachia Queen
Dec 15, 2023
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The Killer (2023)
85%
C-
“This film is a good demonstration that not everything between comic panels is worth showing. ” –
Alachia Queen
Dec 8, 2023
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May December (2023)
91%
C+
“Slyly scripted, this film uncovers a horrifying peak at the mind a child abuser and the harrowingly sad consequences for the victim.” –
Alachia Queen
Dec 5, 2023
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Silent Night (2023)
60%
F-
“The 90s called and want their movie back. The expiration date on these types of films has long expired. ” –
Alachia Queen
Dec 2, 2023
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Godzilla Minus One (2023)
99%
B-
“This film is a monster masterpiece delivering a perfect combination of tension and trauma. It is a near perfect film only faltering in its overuse of the melodrama.” –
Alachia Queen
Dec 2, 2023
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Cat Person (2023)
46%
B
“A precise dissection of a relationship as its being lived in the heads of these two very flawed and naive characters.” –
Alachia Queen
Dec 1, 2023
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Napoleon (2023)
58%
D-
“This film about Napoleon goes just about as you'd expect it to being directed by Ridley Scott, a British man. It's hard to fathom how something so ornately decorated, gorgeously costumed, and meticulously shot could be so insanely dull and dreadful. ” –
Alachia Queen
Nov 23, 2023
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Wish (2023)
48%
C-
“It was wishful thinking that Disney thought it could tackle themes about challenging established order into a film with singing squirrels and talking bunnies. ” –
Alachia Queen
Nov 21, 2023
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The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes (2023)
64%
D
“Despite Tom Blyth's best efforts, this film can't deliver a compelling villain origin story. This is yet another unneeded, underwhelming, and uninteresting prequel trying desperately to keep a franchise monetizable. ” –
Alachia Queen
Nov 19, 2023
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Saltburn (2023)
71%
A+
“The most sublime and rewarding subversion of the mythical straight boy unicorn trope. Emerald Fennel delivers a film whose opulence borders on fantasy and whose excess borders on the absurd in all the most rewarding ways.
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Alachia Queen
Nov 19, 2023
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Trolls Band Together (2023)
64%
B
“A tale that explores the themes of family bonds that is packaged in a candy glitter rainbow music video. I'm not sure what kid isn't going to enjoy this with a bonus of adults who love NSYNC.” –
Alachia Queen
Nov 14, 2023
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The Marvels (2023)
62%
D-
“Instead of teen wannabe-Avenger joining a big girl movie, The Marvels instead has Captain Marvel and Monica Rambeau turn into tween dribble. This movie turns one of its most powerful heroes into a literal Disney Princess.” –
Alachia Queen
Nov 11, 2023
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Priscilla (2023)
84%
D
“Aside from Jacob Elordi's performance as Elvis, nothing about this story is captivating. It's the watered down, Vogue editorial version of a very tragic and dark story about reality of the Presley marriage.” –
Alachia Queen
Nov 6, 2023
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Killers of the Flower Moon (2023)
93%
D
“Scorsese did the Osage dirty by painting them as ignorant victims; the movie plays out like a true crime docuseries but with only the live re-enactments. It lacks the personal insights of the Osage and those trying to seek justice. ” –
Alachia Queen
Oct 20, 2023
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Totally Killer (2023)
86%
D
“It's True Crime Podcast meets Back to the Future dialed down to dumb.” –
Alachia Queen
Oct 11, 2023
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The Creator (2023)
68%
C-
“The film delivers on VFX and acting but falls short on developing a story beyond the basic trope of a man on the run with gifted child. Don't let the sci-fi AI hook bait you.” –
Alachia Queen
Sep 29, 2023
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Bottoms (2023)
91%
D-
“This promised to be a raunchy teen sex comedy but is ultimately an unfunny film about two teens trying to navigate the ups and downs of friendship. ” –
Alachia Queen
Sep 7, 2023
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The Equalizer 3 (2023)
76%
C+
“A brutally efficient addition to the Equalizer franchise. The villains are a bit overly generic and action scenes are not as articulate but the heart of the story, the beautiful Italian setting, and the delivery of Denzel's Robert McCall make up for it.” –
Alachia Queen
Sep 1, 2023
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