Hank Sartin
Hank Sartin's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer® when published at Tomatometer-approved publication(s).
Biography:
Chicago Reader film critic.
Real Women Have Curves (2002)
85%
“Some pieces of the plot feel dishonest, others contrived, but this 2002 feature also has some nicely observed details and plenty of good messages.” –
Chicago Reader
Sep 10, 2021
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The Great Bear (2011)
“Kids with short attention spans, trained on the rapid-fire pacing of American animated films, may find the tempo of this Danish feature plodding-but even the most restless could get drawn in by the film's gentle spell.” –
Time Out
Jun 24, 2020
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Reign of Fire (2002)
41%
“An odd cross between Mad Max and Dragonheart, this movie is all borrowed ideas, but it's still trashy fun.” –
Chicago Reader
Mar 31, 2019
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Big Men (2013)
100%
3/4
“In "Big Men", Rachel Boynton offers a case study in how the promise of big wealth brings out the ruthless self-interest of all the parties concerned.” –
RogerEbert.com
Mar 14, 2014
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Cherish (2002)
51%
“The mix of tones can be jarring, but it all has an odd charm.” –
Chicago Reader
Feb 13, 2014
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4 (Chetyre) (2006)
75%
3/5
“Khrzhanovsky and screenwriter Vladimir Sorokin have both the grim ideas and the little sideways winks in perfect equilibrium in the brilliant first half hour of this strange film. The rest of the film is certainly memorable, if increasingly impenetrable.” –
Time Out Chicago
Nov 5, 2013
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Five Dances (2013)
62%
2.5/4
“Just when the plotting had me sighing with impatience, Brown would get back into showing us rehearsal and things would liven up again. It's in the recording of dance that this movie comes alive.” –
RogerEbert.com
Oct 11, 2013
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Haute Cuisine (2012)
69%
3/4
“This movie keeps up a vigorous pace and carries you along on the force of its self-confidence.” –
RogerEbert.com
Sep 23, 2013
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The Patience Stone (2012)
84%
2.5/4
“The details of the woman's life are like a crash course in the sociology of a country living through turmoil ...” –
RogerEbert.com
Sep 16, 2013
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Touchy Feely (2013)
41%
2.5/4
“I wanted to like this movie more than I did.” –
RogerEbert.com
Sep 6, 2013
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Hero (2002)
94%
“The result is both thrilling and thoughtful, offering imaginative action sequences as it considers questions of loyalty and the individual's role in history.” –
Chicago Reader
Aug 5, 2013
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Dealin' With Idiots (2013)
33%
2/4
“It's really an excuse to give a bunch of terrific actors a chance to riff in scenes that feel improvised. Unfortunately, the results feel shaggy and unstructured.” –
RogerEbert.com
Jul 12, 2013
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Desert Fury (1947)
70%
4/5
“It could easily have been a horrible jumble, but in fact it's compulsively watchable.” –
Time Out Chicago
Nov 27, 2012
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Feast of Love (2007)
39%
3/5
“There's only so much Freeman's gorgeous voiceover can do to hold it all together.” –
Time Out Chicago
Aug 24, 2012
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Beaufort (2007)
86%
3/5
“Cedar overcomes the generic characters and formulaic "which innocent will die next in an ironic twist" plotting by his attention to detail.” –
Time Out Chicago
Aug 23, 2012
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Cosmopolis (2012)
67%
4/5
“Watching Cosmopolis, it's hard to say if you're witnessing a revelation or a crock, but you'll hang on its every word.” –
Time Out Chicago
Aug 23, 2012
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Live Free or Die Hard (2007)
82%
4/5
“Brainless? Sure. Entertaining? Yup.” –
Time Out Chicago
Aug 14, 2012
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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
83%
3/5
“For Potter-ites, there are plenty of satisfactions to be had, but the fun mostly comes from recognizing plot points from the novel merely suggested onscreen.” –
Time Out Chicago
Aug 13, 2012
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Chernobyl Diaries (2012)
18%
2/5
“Director Bradley Parker shakes his camera around a lot.” –
Time Out
May 29, 2012
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Slumdog Millionaire (2008)
91%
4/5
“It's a big, exuberant film that revels in the joy of a good story.” –
Time Out Chicago
Feb 22, 2012
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West Side Story (1961)
92%
5/5
“You have to admire the way every aspect of the film works toward the emotional impact.” –
Time Out Chicago
Feb 22, 2012
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Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)
93%
3/5
“It's also a fairly entertaining children's story. But for kids? Let's say it's a film for Wes Anderson.” –
Time Out Chicago
Feb 16, 2012
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The Godfather (1972)
97%
“It's hard to find a moment in the film that isn't great. The Godfather lives up to the term masterpiece.” –
Time Out Chicago
Feb 13, 2012
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Up (2009)
98%
5/5
“The pacing is perfect, the animation looks terrific, the emotional range is wide, and there are a few sly jokes you might not catch the first time around. That's okay; you'll want to see it a second time anyway.” –
Time Out Chicago
Feb 13, 2012
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Good Luck Chuck (2007)
5%
1/5
“We've never gotten the appeal of Cook, and this did nothing to explain it.” –
Time Out Chicago
Feb 8, 2012
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