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Johnny Gayzmonic

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Blue Beetle (2023) 78% 8/10 “I did not expect to cry during Blue Beetle. Twice...I was not ready for a film that not only delivers a solid superhero origin story but does so with a tremendous amount of heart and sincerity.” – Fanboys of the Universe Aug 21, 2023 Full Review Haunted Mansion (2023) 38% 5/10 “The film ended up leaving me with a ton of questions. Why am I watching this? Who is this film for? What random, vaguely eastern European accent is Jamie Lee Curtis going to attempt in her next scene? And why is Jared Leto?” – Fanboys of the Universe Jul 30, 2023 Full Review Barbie (2023) 88% 8/10 “Surprisingly mature and thoughtful, as well as deeper and wittier than you ever thought a Barbie movie could go, it’s both an escape and an emotional thesis. I guess it’s true; Barbie really can be everything.” – Fanboys of the Universe Jul 21, 2023 Full Review The Flash (2023) 63% 7/10 “The cast makes this one of the more entertaining DC films in recent memory, elevating the material far above what’s on the page and on the storyboards. It might not strike like lightning, but it’s still a comforting breeze.” – Fanboys of the Universe Jun 16, 2023 Full Review Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023) 95% 9/10 “Equally adept at phenomenal action scenes and deep metaphors on what it means to be a superhero both in-universe and out, it raises the bar even higher for what a superhero film — or any animated film of any genre at all — can be. ” – Fanboys of the Universe Jun 2, 2023 Full Review The Little Mermaid (2023) 67% 6/10 “While it makes a harder case for its own identity more than most of the other remakes...it ultimately doesn’t rise to the level of truly essential. It’s true what they say: “Life’s full of hard choices, innit it?”” – Fanboys of the Universe May 26, 2023 Full Review Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023) 82% 8/10 “I went into this film suffering superhero burn-out, and I came out of it with the most wonderful and comforting form of heartbreak. And I can only say thank you.” – Fanboys of the Universe May 5, 2023 Full Review Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) 91% 8/10 “While I would have liked a longer exploration of this story and the characters, I can’t deny that is exactly the kind of D&D movie that this old, OLD-school geek hoped he’d see come to life. And I can’t wait for the next campaign to begin.” – Fanboys of the Universe Mar 31, 2023 Full Review Shazam! Fury of the Gods (2023) 49% 6/10 “It doesn’t skimp on action or spectacle, but it often seems to come at the cost of narrative and overall structure...The Shazamily deserves a better film to highlight their dynamic relationship than this. Just say the word, James Gunn.” – Fanboys of the Universe Mar 17, 2023 Full Review Scream VI (2023) 77% 6/10 “Scream VI isn’t the lowest point of the franchise, and it does its best to stay entertaining and visceral, but it’s still a shadow of its predecessor.” – Fanboys of the Universe Mar 10, 2023 Full Review Cocaine Bear (2023) 66% 6/10 “Is it a revolutionary, meaningful, or philosophical film? Hell, no. Is it a pure, gonzo hit of adrenaline and dopamine that’ll make you forget your troubles for a hot minute? HELL, YES.” – Fanboys of the Universe Feb 24, 2023 Full Review Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantumania (2023) 46% 6/10 “When all was said and done, I walked away feeling unsatisfied...If not for a dedicated and highly professional cast, it’s possible this film may have gotten lost inside the relentless cogs of the MCU machine.” – Fanboys of the Universe Feb 17, 2023 Full Review The Pale Blue Eye (2022) 63% 4/10 “Too serious for its own good, and with a visual palette and pace that both suggests a frozen hinterland, it’s not so much a whodunit as it is a whybother.” – Fanboys of the Universe Jan 13, 2023 Full Review M3GAN (2022) 93% 7/10 “We have on our hands here a new icon of the horror genre, a deliciously unholy combination of Hal 9000 and Chucky, glammed up like an American Girl Doll gone bad. ” – Fanboys of the Universe Jan 6, 2023 Full Review Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022) 91% 7.5/10 “Although Johnson’s reach slightly exceeds his grasp here, it’s extremely easy to recommend something as multi-faceted as Glass Onion. It has comedy, drama, action, mystery, and almost a dozen fantastic performances full of charm and charisma.” – Fanboys of the Universe Dec 24, 2022 Full Review Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2022) 95% 8/10 “While still thriving on the swashbuckling vibe of Puss’ previous exploits, this film frames them in the context of maturity and the holistic nature of our life’s path. This is a fun, exciting quest with a highly relatable, highly emotional candy center.” – Fanboys of the Universe Dec 23, 2022 Full Review Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio (2022) 96% 8/10 “"By mixing a specific kind of magical realism with a very recognizable historical backdrop, del Toro gives his Pinocchio a kind of immediacy that’s as attractive as it is subtly terrifying."” – Fanboys of the Universe Dec 10, 2022 Full Review Strange World (2022) 72% 6/10 “It’s hard to shake the idea that we’ve seen so much of this before, but its bold and hypnotic visuals still make it worth seeing in a theatrical setting. It might not be the most fantastic voyage ever created, but it’s fun enough while it lasts. ” – Fanboys of the Universe Nov 28, 2022 Full Review The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special (2022) 94% 5/10 “Possibly the most inessential thing to ever be added to the Marvel Cinematic Universe...I'm not mad...just disappointed.” – Fanboys of the Universe Nov 26, 2022 Full Review Disenchanted (2022) 38% 6/10 “It has the same desperate, sincere but flailing energy a Drag Race Rusical challenge. There’s a lot of drive to make something amazing, but the result usually comes out a hot mess that’s made watchable by the performances of a few fierce queens.” – Fanboys of the Universe Nov 19, 2022 Full Review Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022) 84% 8/10 “This might be close to reaching peak potential of the MCU itself, a fantastic mix of drama, action, humor, and strength that’s far more focused on the humanity of its characters than the position of the MCU timeline.” – Fanboys of the Universe Nov 11, 2022 Full Review Black Adam (2022) 39% 6/10 “It's not a perfect film, but it really wants to be...It might not win any Karma for what it does, but it’s certainly interesting to watch it try.” – Fanboys of the Universe Oct 21, 2022 Full Review Halloween Ends (2022) 40% 3/10 “Halloween Ends is a cross between sloppy fan fiction and a cheap soap opera found on an obscure streaming service in the bowels of Roku’s channel list. How’s that for a pull quote?” – Fanboys of the Universe Oct 15, 2022 Full Review Werewolf by Night (2022) 90% 7/10 “Giacchomo shows us just how idiosyncratic and entertaining the MCU can be when it breaks from the formula that created it.” – Fanboys of the Universe Oct 9, 2022 Full Review Hellraiser (2022) 67% 8/10 “Fascinating and hypnotic, dangerous and seductive, this is exactly what Hellraiser is supposed to be. There’s no pain here, only pleasure. ” – Fanboys of the Universe Oct 7, 2022 Full Review
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