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Michael Ferraro

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Biography:

I like to make fun of people (especially Spider-Man fans). I also like to juggle. I like to draw pictures too. You can find those on my blog.

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Orlando, FL

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http://www.filmthreat.com

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Push (2009) 23% 2.5/5 “It's the kind of film you wish had no sound - perhaps the studio should have eliminated the dialogue and replaced it cue cards every few minutes like the silent films of old.” – Film Threat Feb 8, 2009 Full Review Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009) 34% 1.5/5 “...this is a masterpiece compared to anything Rob Schneider has put out only it suffers from the same form of stereotyping.” – Film Threat Jan 18, 2009 Full Review The Unborn (2009) 10% 1/5 “This is one film that shouldn't have been birthed. No, in fact, it should have been aborted.” – Film Threat Jan 13, 2009 Full Review Bedtime Stories (2008) 27% 1/5 “I've seen better special effects in Troma releases...” – Film Threat Jan 7, 2009 Full Review Transporter 3 (2008) 40% 2/5 “While it will no doubt end up being a let down even for the die hardest of fans, the film does contain a couple of interesting thrills here and there.” – Film Threat Nov 28, 2008 Full Review Wristcutters: A Love Story (2006) 66% 4/5 “Wristcutters: A Love Story is like a suicidal Wizard of Oz.” – Bronsonfive Mar 25, 2008 Full Review Drillbit Taylor (2008) 26% 2/5 “It's a humorless PG-13 comedy aimed at middle school kids/some high school kids. Anyone else should stay at home and watch Over the Edge instead.” – Bronsonfive Mar 21, 2008 Full Review Doomsday (2008) 50% 1/5 “Let's just say that I've built more climactic medieval battles with a set of Legos during my childhood.” – Bronsonfive Mar 17, 2008 Full Review The Bank Job (2008) 79% 3.5/5 “It's captivating, intriguing, and enjoyable throughout.” – Bronsonfive Mar 10, 2008 Full Review Semi-Pro (2008) 23% 0.5/5 “Semi-Pro is a bad film, even by traditional Will Ferrell standards. The jokes constantly misfire, last too long, or try too hard to disgust.” – Bronsonfive Mar 5, 2008 Full Review The Other Boleyn Girl (2008) 43% 1.5/5 “The Other Boleyn Girl is almost too indescribable for words. It's one of the most visually boring films I've seen in some time.” – Bronsonfive Feb 29, 2008 Full Review Be Kind Rewind (2008) 64% 4/5 “Be Kind Rewind not only reminds us why we love film so damn much, it pays tribute to those films that may have had a hand in it.” – Bronsonfive Feb 21, 2008 Full Review City of Men (2007) 74% 2/5 “Imagine City of God by way of One Tree Hill and you got yourself City of Men.” – Bronsonfive Feb 20, 2008 Full Review Definitely, Maybe (2008) 71% 2.5/5 “Definitely, Maybe is an explosion of sweetness and hugs that might cause your stomach to churn if you don't like your sentimentality too strong.” – Film Threat Feb 16, 2008 Full Review Diary of the Dead (2007) 61% 2/5 “We get that this is supposed to be from the perspective of a film major, but did Romero have to make it so painfully authentic?” – Bronsonfive Feb 15, 2008 Full Review Jumper (2008) 15% 3/5 “All scribes involved understand the superhero formula rather well and have fun presenting a familiar premise (that of transporting characters) into an entertaining ride. But perhaps it's all too familiar.” – Bronsonfive Feb 14, 2008 Full Review The Spiderwick Chronicles (2008) 81% 3.5/5 “An exciting and refreshing adventure that's shorter (and less melodramatic) than another Harry Potter film.” – Bronsonfive Feb 13, 2008 Full Review Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins (2008) 23% 2/5 “Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins is [Lawrence's] latest starring vehicle and yet another that drowns any comedic talents he once had with a cliché plot and hollow character arcs.” – Bronsonfive Feb 7, 2008 Full Review The Eye (2008) 22% 3/5 “Just be prepared to suspend your disbelief a little more than usual.” – Bronsonfive Feb 4, 2008 Full Review Strange Wilderness (2008) 2% 0.5/5 “It feels more like a compilation of skits from a failed comedy show.” – Bronsonfive Feb 3, 2008 Full Review Confusions of an Unmarried Couple (2009) 80% 3/5 “The film has elements of Kevin Smith (Chasing Amy) and Woody Allen (Annie Hall); it just doesn't provide us with anything new.” – Bronsonfive Feb 2, 2008 Full Review Meet the Spartans (2008) 2% 0.5/5 “It aims to be a so-called spoof of 300 but only succeeds at being a commercial for idiocy.” – Bronsonfive Jan 27, 2008 Full Review Rambo (2008) 38% 3.5/5 “Rambo is exactly the film you want it to be. It has little dialogue, plenty of action, and a nice load of blood and guts splattered throughout.” – Bronsonfive Jan 25, 2008 Full Review Untraceable (2008) 16% 1.5/5 “It's a tame version of Saw, aimed at middle-aged America, with the same lack of brains and appeal.” – Bronsonfive Jan 23, 2008 Full Review Cloverfield (2008) 79% 2.5/5 “Think Blair Witch meets Godzilla, and since that isn't the first or last time you'll read that comparison, think of a movie that results in something less profound.” – Bronsonfive Jan 15, 2008 Full Review
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