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Patrick Kolan

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Patrick Kolan is an entertainment critic currently residing in a shanty town in Sydney Australia's Inner West. He was raised by wolves. He hungers. Know him. Fear him. Love him and despair. Also, he enjoys music, social drinks and moments of quiet reflection at sunset.

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Mute (2017) 20% 4/5 “If films like this stop being funded altogether in favour of crowd-pleasers rather than crowd-challengers, we're damned. That's your most plausible dystopian future, folks.” – Shotgun Cinema Apr 1, 2018 Full Review Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) 91% 4/5 “Where J.J. Abrams sought to give this new trilogy a firm but predictable foundation to build upon, Rian Johnson's The Last Jedi is a risk-taker. This is to be applauded absolutely.” – Shotgun Cinema Dec 14, 2017 Full Review The Dark Tower (2017) 16% 1.5/5 “As one patron put it, "Well, it's not the worst movie I've ever seen...". Yeah, but it's certainly one of the most disappointing in recent memory-- and it was wholly avoidable.” – Shotgun Cinema Aug 17, 2017 Full Review Baby Driver (2017) 92% 5/5 “It delights me to report that Baby Driver is a monumental f---ing triumph. This is the best action movie of 2017 and the best thing Wright has done to date.” – Shotgun Cinema Jun 29, 2017 Full Review Alien: Covenant (2017) 65% 2/5 “We know where the aliens come from. We know how the sausage is made. In this, the dread that is drawn from that dark place in the heart - the fear of the unknown - is gone forever.” – Shotgun Cinema May 7, 2017 Full Review Ghost in the Shell (2017) 43% 3.5/5 “You might balk at the over-simplification of the original's complex morality and shocking violence. In the same breath, you're just as likely to applaud the wise decision to carefully reconstruct the source material's most iconic, unforgettable moments.” – Shotgun Cinema Mar 29, 2017 Full Review A Cure for Wellness (2016) 42% 1/5 “[A Cure For Wellness] doesn't just stretch the limits of plausibility, it punches plausibility in the guts, pushes it into a river and waves goodbye.” – Shotgun Cinema Mar 14, 2017 Full Review Logan (2017) 93% 4.5/5 “Mangold and Jackman bring integrity and ability to an increasingly stale and pandering genre, closing out Jackman's Wolverine with dignity and poise. That's more that most of us can hope for when we're 170-plus years old, right?” – Shotgun Cinema Feb 26, 2017 Full Review Live by Night (2016) 35% 2/5 “There is a good movie somewhere in Live By Night - one with an engaging plot and characters you actually care about. It's very obvious just how thin Affleck was spreading himself. (Reviewer: Chris Neill)” – Shotgun Cinema Jan 26, 2017 Full Review Assassin's Creed (2016) 19% 1.5/5 “A waste of time, money, effort and talent - and yet another reminder that games and film are two very distinct mediums that rarely should or do coalesce.” – Shotgun Cinema Dec 20, 2016 Full Review La La Land (2016) 91% 9/10 “LA LA Land joins the ranks of other great, hard-working musicals that sit on the periphery of the cinema landscape ... a refreshing reminder that superheroes aren't the only people jumping around in spandex on screens these days.” – Shotgun Cinema Dec 15, 2016 Full Review Paterson (2016) 96% 4/5 “Long-time fans won't be disappointed with Paterson; Jarmusch's trademark dry wit and attention to mood are all over it ... a beautifully modest movie and one of the best portraits of a working-class American you'll ever see. (Reviewer: Chris Neill)” – Shotgun Cinema Nov 21, 2016 Full Review The Accountant (2016) 53% 3.5/5 “"The American "R" rating is earned gleefully. If someone were to do the math on close-range headshots, this flick surely would go Top 5." - [Reviewed by Lachlan Marks]” – Shotgun Cinema Oct 31, 2016 Full Review Doctor Strange (2016) 89% 3.5/5 “However, it achieves a flavor of its own; it feels like its own unique superheroic proposition, and that's impressive in its own right. Frankly, I'd take this spiffy red cape over Clark Kent's any day of the week.” – Shotgun Cinema Oct 26, 2016 Full Review The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014) 92% 5/5 “Dense, energetically presented and wonderful - though as my friend suggested, for those first five minutes you'd be forgiven for thinking Anderson was retreading his old tropes a few too many times. Those feelings disappear by the sixth minute.” – Shotgun Cinema Mar 17, 2014 Full Review Grudge Match (2013) 31% 3/5 “If it left out the sugary moments, it would have been a solid comedic romp about former rivals finding pride and peace through punching the geriatric juice out of each other. (Review: Nathalie Lawson)” – Shotgun Cinema Jan 22, 2014 Full Review The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013) 74% 3.5/5 “In providing a wealth of content for Tolkein fans, Jackson's cup overfloweth. That's neither good nor bad - it's just more than we need in one sitting.” – Shotgun Cinema Dec 18, 2013 Full Review Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013) 74% 2/5 “For a film that goes out of its way to proselytise about the pratfalls of pandering to the audience's expectations simply for the easy bucks, Anchorman 2 does just that.” – Shotgun Cinema Dec 17, 2013 Full Review Iron Man 3 (2013) 79% 4/5 “'Iron Man 3′ occasionally feels a little contrived - but then, if you're dealing with one of the best action directors around, you can expect him to draw on the style that he knows best.” – Shotgun Cinema Apr 23, 2013 Full Review Django Unchained (2012) 87% 4.5/5 “This is a wonderful film - it is, but once in a while someone needed to tap Q on the shoulder and tell him to ease up off the gas. A master and a genius, no doubt, but sometimes the Emperor has no clothes too.” – Shotgun Cinema Jan 14, 2013 Full Review The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012) 64% 4/5 “'The Hobbit' is another ambitious, gorgeous and faithful trip into JRR's writing - and because of this, it won't win any new fans if you had no patience ten years ago. For those who do, you'll definitely want to go there and back again.” – Shotgun Cinema Dec 19, 2012 Full Review Skyfall (2012) 92% 4/5 “A lot of critics are claiming this to be the best Bond film ever made; they may well be right-to some degree. It's certainly the most poignant-which, in what is ostensibly an action film, is a feather in Mendes' cap to be sure.” – Shotgun Cinema Nov 21, 2012 Full Review The Master (2012) 85% 4/5 “Those expecting to be shocked and charmed and pushed around will get it; everyone else might leave feeling winded and a little confused. Good. It's probably what you need.” – Shotgun Cinema Oct 24, 2012 Full Review Pulp Fiction (1994) 92% 5/5 “Its dedicated fan-base and the pop-culture reverberations that have flowed steadily from it, almost 20 years on, echo Tarantino's achievements with Pulp Fiction. Unassailable filmmaking.” – Shotgun Cinema Oct 16, 2012 Full Review Shadow Dancer (2012) 85% 4/5 “This is an uncomfortable movie; a tense and sometimes deliberately drawn out tale - but those who invest the time will uncover some excellent performances.” – Shotgun Cinema Oct 11, 2012 Full Review
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