Spyder Darling
Tomatometer-approved critic
Biography:
Movie critic for www.nyrock.com
Member: New York Film Critics On-line
Monthly column "Along Came a Spyder" apperars New York Waste
Guitarist/Singer: Detox Darlings
www.detoxdarlings.net
Favorites:
Favorites Of 2002: Insomnia, Ivans xtc, Queen Of The Damned, Bourne Identity, Next Big Thing
All time favorites: Apocalypse Now, Clockwork Orange, Resevoir Dogs, Goodfellas, Arthur
Location:
New York City, NY USA
Vacation home in Interzone
Official Website:
http://www.nyrock.com
Garage Days (2002)
45%
3/5
“Despite plenty of drugs and a fair amount of sex, Garage Days asphyxiates from a lethal lack of rock'n roll.” –
NY Rock
Feb 5, 2018
Full Review
Sanctum (2011)
29%
3 out of 5 air tanks
“And of course it's in 3-D to add an extra element of submerged vertigo and simply because they can.” –
Encore Magazine
Feb 8, 2011
Full Review
The Dilemma (2011)
24%
3 outta 5 ain't great
“Meant to bridge the gap between chick flick and frat house fare, it is bound to annoy both intended audiences...” –
NY Rock
Jan 14, 2011
Full Review
Funny Lady (1975)
51%
2/5
“Not so funny, or ladylike.” –
elitestv.com
Aug 19, 2005
Full Review
Red Eye (2005)
80%
3/5
“There isn't enough Visine in the world!"” –
elitestv.com
Aug 19, 2005
Full Review
The Skeleton Key (2005)
37%
3/5
“Turn with caution!” –
elitestv.com
Aug 17, 2005
Full Review
Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
95%
5/5
“A sharp look at the surreal world of real estate sales.” –
NY Rock
Oct 2, 2003
Full Review
The School of Rock (2003)
92%
9/10
“Black rocks with extreme prejudice and surprinsingly entertaining results.” –
NY Rock
Oct 2, 2003
Full Review
Anything Else (2003)
40%
8.5/10
“A satiric, sentimenatal and satisfying throwback to Allen's heyday of Annie Hall, Manhattan and Stardust Memories.” –
NY Rock
Sep 17, 2003
Full Review
American Wedding (2003)
53%
4/5
“Pure check-your- brains-and- pants-at- the-door rowdiness!” –
NY Rock
Aug 1, 2003
Full Review
Seabiscuit (2003)
78%
9/10
“A triple-crown achievement for writer/director/producer Gary Ross.” –
NY Rock
Jul 24, 2003
Full Review
28 Days Later (2002)
87%
4.5/5
“Buckets of flesh eating fun.” –
NY Rock
Jun 26, 2003
Full Review
Swimming Pool (2003)
83%
4.25/5
“An erotic, pate de foie gras-flavored thriller.” –
NY Rock
Jun 13, 2003
Full Review
Snake Eyes (1993)
31%
1/5
“More dreadful than dangerous.” –
NY Rock
Jun 5, 2003
Full Review
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)
37%
3/5
“Strong off the starting line, it stalls before reaching the second reel due to a distinct lack of "Diesel" power.” –
NY Rock
Jun 5, 2003
Full Review
The Italian Job (2003)
73%
3/4
“Gets the audience into the sensational if superficial story and lets Wahlberg get even with naysayers who predicted he'd never work again after The Truth About Charlie.” –
NY Rock
May 28, 2003
Full Review
Dillinger (1973)
93%
3/5
“Warren really feels his oats as the title gangster of this gruesome but gripping true crime drama.” –
NY Rock
May 13, 2003
Full Review
The Matrix Reloaded (2003)
74%
4/5
“A passionate, over-powered and mostly unfathomable upgrade of 1999's groundbreaking, breathtaking and equally cryptic original.” –
NY Rock
May 13, 2003
Full Review
Head of State (2003)
30%
3.75/5
“A mostly likable and entertaining political spoof, albeit more slapstick than savvy.” –
NY Rock
Mar 28, 2003
Full Review
The Mask (1994)
80%
3/5
“Who was that masked pet detective?” –
NY Rock
Feb 21, 2003
Full Review
Old School (2003)
60%
3.75/5
“Guffaw filled, coming of middle age comedy.” –
NY Rock
Feb 21, 2003
Full Review
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)
42%
3/5
“Not for one frame does it seem possible that these two cutesy twenty-somethings won't see the errors of their wagers in time to take the exit to happily-ever-after land.” –
NY Rock
Feb 6, 2003
Full Review
All That Jazz (1979)
88%
4/5
“Fosse gets his kicks (and so will you) directing his own boffo bio flick.” –
NY Rock
Jan 29, 2003
Full Review
Biker Boyz (2003)
22%
3.75/5
“Adrenaline-enriched junk food for the soul.” –
NY Rock
Jan 29, 2003
Full Review
Something Wild (1986)
92%
4/5
“Something wild this way comes!” –
NY Rock
Dec 23, 2002
Full Review
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