Steve Rhodes
Tomatometer-approved critic
Biography:
Bio: Steve’s passion is writing, and what he loves to write are film reviews of which he produces 300 full-length ones per year. Although having the opportunity to write is reward enough, he counts the letters of praise and (well-written) criticism he receives from his readers as a wonderful bonus. When possible, he takes his teenage son, Jeffrey, along to the press screening and includes Jeffrey’s one-paragraph mini-review at the end of his own.
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THE BEST AND WORST FILMS OF 2003
Copyright 2003 Steve Rhodes
This was an outstanding year for motion pictures! It was the first year that I can remember in which there were six films that I was extremely excited about. Usually there are only one or two films that are so superb that I can't stop thinking about them, but this year there were six in that category. Moreover, numbers two through six on my top ten list were so close that they were virtually a tie. Only the last film in The Lord of the Rings saga was clearly better than the rest of my top six.
After hitting a high water mark last year with 317 reviews, this year I dropped back a bit to only 293. If you want to read my reviews, I have twenty-five hundred of them now at my web site: InternetReviews.com. I also maintain an E-mail distribution list to which I send out my new reviews as well as a weekly opening day summary for theatrical releases and another for video releases. Drop me a line at Steve.Rhodes@InternetReviews.com if you'd like to be added to the list. It's free.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year,
Steve
Steve Rhodes's List of the Best Films of 2003
1. The Lord of the Rings of the Rings: The Return of the King (PG-13)
2. Capturing the Friedmans (NR/R)
3. House of Sand and Fog (R)
4. Shattered Glass (PG-13)
5. Stone Reader (NR/G)
6. Lost in Translation (R)
7. Mystic River (R)
8. 28 Days Later (R)
9. Love Actually (R)
10. Sylvia (R)
Steve Rhodes's List of the Worst Films of 2003
1. The Cat in the Hat (PG)
2. Irréversible (NR/NC-17)
3. Party Monster (NR/R)
4. Northfork (PG-13)
5. Down and Out with the Dolls (R)
6. Gods and Generals (PG-13)
7. Gigli (R)
8. Biker BoyZ (PG-13)
9. Boat Trip (R)
10. House of 1000 Corpses (R)
Location:
Campbell, California, United States
Official Website:
http://www.internetreviews.com
Olympia Part One: Festival of the Nations (1938)
89%
4/4
“It has made several lists as one of the greatest movies of all time. It is easy to see why.” –
Internet Reviews
Apr 9, 2021
Full Review
Face (2002)
63%
2.75/5
“A picture to admire even if not quite one to recommend.” –
Internet Reviews
Mar 13, 2021
Full Review
Ghetto (2002)
81%
2.5/4
“The problem is the needlessly poor quality of its archival prints and film footage. The images lack contrast, are murky and are frequently too dark to be decipherable.” –
Internet Reviews
Jan 29, 2019
Full Review
2.5/4
“A picture to admire even if not quite one to recommend.” –
Internet Reviews
Oct 20, 2018
Full Review
Home Alone (1990)
66%
2.5/4
“A hit for its slapstick humor as well as the age-old theme of a kid who bests the grown-ups.” –
rec.arts.movies.reviews
Nov 10, 2017
Full Review
Only the Strong (1993)
13%
1/4
“The cinematography is jarring and dizzying at times; the acting mediocre.” –
Chicago Tribune
Jun 17, 2014
Full Review
Miracle on 34th Street (1947)
96%
3.5/4
“The acting is superb all around. The script is lovely, good spirited and perfect viewing for the Christmas season.” –
Internet Reviews
Dec 4, 2013
Full Review
4/4
“One of the most engrossing films that I've ever seen. If all television was this good, we could get rid of theaters.” –
Internet Reviews
Mar 4, 2013
Full Review
The Rhino Brothers (2001)
3/4
“” –
Internet Reviews
Apr 4, 2011
Full Review
Suckers (1999)
3/4
“One thing is certain, the energetic movie tries hard to be the best that it can be, which is a lot of fun.” –
Internet Reviews
Apr 4, 2011
Full Review
The Life of Fish (2010)
3.5/4
“Most such films are packed with dialog like an overstuffed grocery bag, but The Life of Fish features conversation spoken slowly and sparsely as if every word must count.” –
Internet Reviews
Mar 9, 2011
Full Review
The Happy Housewife (2010)
3/4
“Wonderful erotic comedy that takes a sharp turn into tragedy ... it's touching” –
Internet Reviews
Mar 4, 2011
Full Review
Black Swan (2010)
85%
4/4
“It had such an impact on me that I sat staring zombie-like at the closing credits, unable to move.” –
Internet Reviews
Feb 14, 2011
Full Review
The Social Network (2010)
96%
4/4
“Polish up the Oscar and get ready to give it to Eisenberg, an actor whom most people have never seen before.” –
Internet Reviews
Oct 13, 2010
Full Review
Step Up 3 (2010)
47%
1.5/4
“Step Up 3D is one D too many. This gimmick-laden film is filled with clichés in the production as well as the script.” –
Internet Reviews
Oct 2, 2010
Full Review
Inception (2010)
87%
2.5/4
“More time wasting than time bending, Inception is a shoot 'em up masquerading as a thinking person's sci-fi film.” –
Internet Reviews
Jul 16, 2010
Full Review
The Greatest (2009)
55%
3/4
“It's quite a good film and is extremely well acted, but its emotional assaults were so powerful that I found myself almost unable to endure them.” –
Internet Reviews
Mar 3, 2010
Full Review
A Prophet (2009)
96%
2.5/4
“It's one quarter of a great movie. But, after its frightening opening act, the rest of the movie is remarkably ho hum and way too long. Still it's well worth seeing for its devastatingly intense first thirty minutes.” –
Internet Reviews
Mar 2, 2010
Full Review
The Last Station (2009)
70%
3/4
“While its two major Oscar nominations may cause you to raise your expectations, the movie is basically an entertaining piece of fluff with a little drama thrown in every now and then.” –
Internet Reviews
Feb 6, 2010
Full Review
When in Rome (2010)
17%
3/4
“Sweet, romantic and genuine, When in Rome, which features a consistently charming Kristen Bell, is certainly fluff, but it is very entertaining and enjoyable.” –
Internet Reviews
Jan 29, 2010
Full Review
The Blind Side (2009)
66%
3/4
“In probably her best performance ever, Sandra Bullock is downright brilliant. As in CRASH, Bullock proves again that she is much better at drama than comedy.” –
Internet Reviews
Nov 20, 2009
Full Review
2012 (2009)
40%
3/4
“Easily the best bad movie in years, 2012 is hilariously over the top.” –
Internet Reviews
Nov 13, 2009
Full Review
Pirate Radio (2009)
59%
3/4
“Consistently and delightfully entertaining ... If the movie has a downside, it's that its great music from the 1960s sometimes outshines the narrative.” –
Internet Reviews
Nov 13, 2009
Full Review
The Damned United (2009)
92%
3.5/4
“The Damned United beautifully demonstrates that, if you pair a truly gifted screenwriter with terrific actors, cinematic magic is possible, perhaps even likely.” –
Internet Reviews
Nov 4, 2009
Full Review
Law Abiding Citizen (2009)
26%
2.5/4
“Its preposterous plot usually requires a generous suspension of disbelief. But for all of the promises of the narrative, which is filled with many genuine twists and shocks, the overall result is surprising flat.” –
Internet Reviews
Oct 15, 2009
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