Chris Klimek
Tomatometer-approved critic
Biography:
Born in Topeka, Kansas but taught to fear Jesus in the Northern Virginia suburbs, I quit the East Coast after college for a stay in Ventura, California, where I wrote for an alt-weekly. After earning a screenwriting degree from UCLA, I worked for a magician for a while, but was eventually seduced back east.
My writing appears in The Washington City Paper, NPR, The Washington Post, and The Village Voice. I've written for Slate, The Guardian, PASTE and The Indian Express, and I was a contributor to the best film criticism site, The Dissolve, until its demise in 2015. I teach boxing. Orson Welles is my hero. Loves: running, comic books, thunderstorms, old time radio drama, live drums. Hates: treadmills, reality 온라인카지노추천, Auto-Tune.
I was a 2009 NEA Institute Fellow, and a 2012/2017 AltWeekly Awards finalist in the category of Arts Criticism, circulation 50,000 and above.
In 2015, I was selected as a Critic Fellow for the Eugene O'Neill Theatre Center's National Critics Institute.
The Accountant 2 (2025)
78%
“The movie takes the premise of Rain Man (Reunited Brothers, One Charming, One a Troubled Genius) and the bloody border intrigue of Sicario and asks: Why not both? ” –
Washington City Paper
Apr 25, 2025
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Warfare (2025)
93%
“Everyone is convincingly competent, then bored, then terrified. You believe them absolutely.” –
Washington City Paper
Apr 14, 2025
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Janis Ian: Breaking Silence (2024)
3/4
“Varda Bar-Kar offers a conventional but still compelling synopsis of the iconoclastic singer-songwriter’s long career.” –
Washington Post
Apr 4, 2025
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Death of a Unicorn (2025)
54%
“Scharfman’s satire curdles into rote recycling beats from superior creature features.” –
Washington City Paper
Mar 31, 2025
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Black Bag (2025)
96%
“Black Bag, workaholic filmmaker Steven Soderbergh’s slick, svelte new spy thriller—that, shh, is really a workplace comedy—is the most fun I’ve had at a new movie so far in this young year. ” –
Washington City Paper
Mar 17, 2025
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Captain America: Brave New World (2025)
48%
“Mackie is a more than capable action hero and a wonderful comedic actor, though BNW makes too little use of the latter superpower.” –
Washington City Paper
Feb 18, 2025
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Paddington in Peru (2024)
93%
3/4
“It’s still the trilogy’s second-best entry — and that’s no back-pawed compliment.” –
Washington Post
Feb 13, 2025
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Love Hurts (2025)
19%
1.5/4
“In trying to be everything, everywhere, all at once, it ends up as nothing much.” –
Washington Post
Feb 7, 2025
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Dog Man (2025)
80%
3/4
““Dog Man” is a loving and visually inventive if somewhat exhausting parody of cop flicks, superhero sagas and dog-cat tension.” –
Washington Post
Jan 31, 2025
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Wolf Man (2025)
50%
“Alas, Wolf Man is neither as astute nor as gross nor as haunting as those elevated horror movies. ” –
Washington City Paper
Jan 21, 2025
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Nickel Boys (2024)
91%
“Nickel Boys shows us that while cruelty is transferable and renewable, empathy is, too.
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Washington City Paper
Jan 9, 2025
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The Fire Inside (2024)
93%
3/4
“Ryan Destiny’s performance as Shields is persuasive and commanding.” –
Washington Post
Dec 24, 2024
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Moana 2 (2024)
61%
2/4
“The songs aren’t the problem. Rather, it’s the muddled story, which takes way too long to give Moana her mission.” –
Washington Post
Nov 27, 2024
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Gladiator II (2024)
70%
“Mescal is easy to root for, soft-spoken and soft-eyed, convincing in the fight scenes, and holding the screen with authority even when paired with Denzel Washington, the movie’s real draw.” –
Washington City Paper
Nov 25, 2024
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Here (2024)
37%
2.5/4
“Ironically, it’s Zemeckis’s reluctance to embrace theatrical artifice over attempted photorealism that prevents “Here” from hitting as powerfully as it might. ” –
Washington Post
Nov 1, 2024
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Megalopolis (2024)
45%
“Francis Ford Coppola’s Megalopolis is an impenetrable mess that cinephiles will feel obligated to see anyway.” –
Washington City Paper
Oct 4, 2024
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Wolfs (2024)
67%
3/4
“A key virtue of this comic thriller starring George Clooney and Brad Pitt is its welcome absence of preamble.” –
Washington Post
Sep 20, 2024
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Alien: Romulus (2024)
80%
“Alien: Romulus gives a long-in-the-glistening-razor-tooth franchise a shot of youthful vigor.” –
Washington City Paper
Aug 24, 2024
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Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)
78%
“I had fun at Deadpool & Wolverine. I only wish its makers could’ve manifested a Dougray Scott cameo. Look it up.” –
Washington City Paper
Jul 25, 2024
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Twisters (2024)
75%
“Again: No Chore to Sit Through. Twisters is both just barely a movie and more of a movie than Twister was, even as it reprises all its precursor’s block-rockin’ beats.” –
Washington City Paper
Jul 19, 2024
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The Bikeriders (2023)
80%
“Bikeriders is no chore to sit through, it just doesn’t have the spark of originality that has animated Nichols’ strongest work. It’s a good film from an artist who’s shown us he’s capable of great ones. ” –
Washington City Paper
Jun 27, 2024
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Bad Boys: Ride or Die (2024)
65%
“This loosely plotted legasequel tries for its own shock-and-awe variation on the already-chaotic visual grammar of I and II's director Michael Bay, but it's just frenetic camerawork.” –
Washington City Paper
Jun 13, 2024
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Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024)
90%
“More episodic than its forebear but almost as thrilling.
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Washington City Paper
May 24, 2024
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Challengers (2024)
88%
“What we do see is lurid and exciting. You get two charismatic, still-rising actors and one giant movie star sweating and screwing and elsewhere being just as frustrated and defeated by life’s absurd and comedic unfairness as the rest of us.” –
Washington City Paper
Apr 27, 2024
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Civil War (2024)
81%
“Civil War’s performances are uniformly excellent. Rob Hardy’s cinematography and Jake Roberts’ editing are excellent. Garland made a brilliant film. I wish that he had not.” –
Washington City Paper
Apr 12, 2024
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