David Cornelius
Tomatometer-approved critic
Biography:
David Cornelius is a writer, critic, and member on the Online Film Critics Society, currently writing for eFilmCritic, Hollywood Bitchslap, and DVD Talk. He lives in Cincinnati with his wife, daughter, cats, dog, and DVD collection. Cincinnati-area 온라인카지노추천 audiences may recognize him as the host of "Friday Night Fu", the local classic martial arts cinema showcase airing weekly on WKRP-온라인카지노추천.
He apologizes in advance for loving "Superman III".
Location:
Cincinnati, Ohio, home of Johnny Fever.
Official Website:
http://www.efilmcritic.com
The Longest Day (1962)
84%
5/5
“Still holds up as the best D-Day picture ever made.” –
eFilmCritic.com
Jul 7, 2017
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Ski Party (1965)
“There are moments in the middle of all of this lamebrainery that we get the true Beach Party spirit, and things perk up.” –
Popcornworld
May 9, 2013
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Beach Blanket Bingo (1965)
70%
“Bingo never slows down, never misses a beat, never stops being anything but great, great fun.” –
Popcornworld
May 5, 2013
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Pajama Party (1964)
33%
“It's cheaper, it's dumber, it's obnoxious, it's boring. It's the Tommy Kirk one.” –
Popcornworld
Apr 10, 2013
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Bikini Beach (1964)
40%
“If the first two Beach Party movies were anything goes, Bikini Beach is everything goes.” –
Popcornworld
Apr 3, 2013
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Muscle Beach Party (1964)
“A good film stuck between a couple great entries in the series.” –
Popcornworld
Apr 3, 2013
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Beach Party (1963)
50%
“a barrage of live-action cartoon madness aimed at the in-the-moment entertainment atmosphere of, well, a party.” –
Popcornworld
Mar 25, 2013
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You've Got Mail (1998)
70%
“A great big hug of a film.” –
Popcornworld
Jul 2, 2012
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Head (1968)
71%
“In which The Monkees get stoned, commit career suicide, and end up accidentally making one of the best movies of the 1960s.” –
Popcornworld
Mar 14, 2012
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Monsters From the Id (2008)
2/5
“There's so little focus to any of it that the end of the movie forgets what the beginning of the movie set out to say.” –
eFilmCritic.com
Apr 4, 2011
Full Review
Mansquito (2005)
2/5
“Any movie with a plot this insane must, by all accounts, be either outrageously stupid or deliciously, self-consciously entertaining. Mansquito is neither.” –
eFilmCritic.com
Apr 4, 2011
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The Blob (1988)
69%
4/5
“An old story retold with a fresh voice, eager to make improvements where they're needed and unwilling to tamper with scenes that don't.” –
Popcornworld
Oct 30, 2010
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The Blob (1958)
67%
5/5
“Rebel Without a Cause for the matinee monster crowd.” –
Popcornworld
Oct 30, 2010
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Bingo: The Documentary (1999)
2/5
“At a mere fifty-nine minutes, Jeffcoat doesn't give himself time to get his movie rolling.” –
eFilmCritic.com
Oct 8, 2010
Full Review
The Fish Fall in Love (2005)
2/5
“There's clearly some not-so-between-the-lines commentary being made here, yet Rafii must bury this under the formulaic confusions of a standard romantic drama.” –
DVDTalk.com
Oct 7, 2010
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The American (2010)
64%
3/5
“Corbijn allows the film to crawl, preferring the stillness over a more rushed Bourne-esque action travelogue.” –
Popcornworld
Sep 8, 2010
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Machete (2010)
70%
4/5
“A surprisingly fun action-comedy mash-up... if you saw Grindhouse, it's more of the same here.” –
Popcornworld
Sep 8, 2010
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Yoo-Hoo, Mrs. Goldberg (2009)
92%
3/5
“Berg's professional story is worthy enough to be retold, although one wishes for something a little more emotionally compelling.” –
Popcornworld
Aug 25, 2010
Full Review
Rock Slyde (2009)
1/5
“Sofer's character is named Sara Lee, and that's one of the film's more complicated jokes.” –
Popcornworld
Aug 25, 2010
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Salt (2010)
62%
2/5
“Attempts to cram in a handful of ill-advised surprises while ignoring various plot points it no longer finds convenient to bother with.” –
Popcornworld
Aug 4, 2010
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Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore (2010)
13%
1/5
“Why wait so long for a sequel? It's not like the writers spent nine years polishing the script to perfection. (Instead, they filled it with punchlines about butt-sniffing.)” –
Popcornworld
Aug 4, 2010
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The Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010)
40%
2/5
“Younger viewers will thrill to the fun bits. Grown-ups will linger on all the ideas and scenes that play off as weaker versions of better stories.” –
eFilmCritic.com
Jul 13, 2010
Full Review
The Last Airbender (2010)
5%
1/5
“I can accurately and completely review The Last Airbender by quoting my ten-year-old daughter's own thoughts on the movie: "They messed up everything."” –
eFilmCritic.com
Jul 13, 2010
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Splice (2009)
75%
2/5
“It's nice to see a genre film try to be smarter than it needs to be, but all we really get is a genre film that's duller than it should have been.” –
Popcornworld
Jul 10, 2010
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The A-Team (2010)
48%
2/5
“One big jumble that's about one-third fun and two-thirds far from it.” –
Popcornworld
Jul 10, 2010
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