Wizards of the Lost Kingdom (1985)
3/10
“You should not misinterpret my amusement: Wizards of the Lost Kingdom is bottom tier entertainment. It was featured on cult comedy series Mystery Science Theater 3000, which is as good an assessment of its quality as any.” –
Fiction Machine
Apr 25, 2025
Full Review
We Make Antiques! (2018)
83%
7/10
“Spending 105 minutes with these characters was an absolute pleasure.” –
Fiction Machine
Apr 24, 2025
Full Review
The Butcher Boy (1917)
6/10
“ Somebody slipping in a comical fashion was funny in Shakespeare’s time. It was probably funny before Greek and Roman theatre. It was funny when Arbuckle did it, and those same pratfalls – preserved for more than a century – still hold up today.” –
Fiction Machine
Apr 23, 2025
Full Review
The Younger Generation (1970)
4/10
“I do not think there is any serious risk of The Younger Generation ever finding an appreciative audience. One sort of rather average film drama is simply replaced halfway through with another, tonally unrelated, average film drama.” –
Fiction Machine
Apr 22, 2025
Full Review
Conclave (2024)
93%
10/10
“This is a handsomely staged film, peppered with fascinating ritual and detail, populated by a world-class cast, and focused almost entirely on human interaction and moral drama. It is truly sensational stuff.” –
Fiction Machine
Apr 18, 2025
Full Review
Red Peony Gambler (1968)
7/10
“This is an energetic action film, packed with sword and knife fights and tense exchanges between rival criminal gangs.” –
Fiction Machine
Apr 16, 2025
Full Review
A Real Pain (2024)
96%
8/10
“Eisenberg’s script is observant and whip-smart, but it only works as well as it does because the actors he has cast perform their roles with such thought and delicacy” –
Fiction Machine
Apr 13, 2025
Full Review
Rumours (2024)
75%
6/10
“Common thoughts will likely be ‘what am I watching?’, ‘whose idea was this?’, and ‘are those zombies furiously masturbating?’” –
Fiction Machine
Apr 12, 2025
Full Review
The Thicket (2024)
79%
8/10
“Fans of the rough, gritty end of the American western will have a ball with The Thicket.” –
Fiction Machine
Apr 10, 2025
Full Review
Trap (2024)
57%
4/10
“It is nonsense, and for the most part it is particularly humourless nonsense.” –
Fiction Machine
Apr 8, 2025
Full Review
Batman Forever (1995)
39%
3/10
“To fully understand its multitude of sins requires multiple watches: in one viewing you will notice all of the comedy sound effects, but it takes a whole separate session to realise all of the scenes are in the wrong order.” –
Fiction Machine
Apr 7, 2025
Full Review
Shotgun (1955)
4/10
“Shotgun boasts a gritty premise, the kind that would become increasingly popular among westerns in the 1960s and 1970s. Here, however, the film pulls a lot of its punches. The result feels very middle-of-the-road and ordinary.” –
Fiction Machine
Apr 6, 2025
Full Review
Man With the Gun (1955)
5/10
“There is a poor narrative focus in the screenplay, which forces the film to witter away its core strengths in favour of unresolved romantic melodramas.” –
Fiction Machine
Apr 1, 2025
Full Review
The Crow (2024)
21%
4/10
“It is all just rather underwhelming and unnecessary.” –
Fiction Machine
Mar 31, 2025
Full Review
Nina and the Hedgehog's Secret (2023)
7/10
“Rich in charm and boasting a surprisingly sophisticated and mature approach.” –
Fiction Machine
Mar 31, 2025
Full Review
Savior (1998)
60%
7/10
“This bleak, somewhat relentless film about an American mercenary in the Bosnian War found little success back in 1998. Rewatched some decades later, and its brutal moments of violence and queasy moral ambivalence give a clear indication why that was.” –
Fiction Machine
Mar 27, 2025
Full Review
With Honors (1994)
22%
6/10
“Good cast, nice production values, but a weak script.” –
Fiction Machine
Mar 26, 2025
Full Review
Always Have Always Will (2025)
7/10
“This is a warm, engaging melodrama full of heart and rich in character and story detail. It is also the exact sort of Chinese feature that will run under the radar with an international audience.” –
Fiction Machine
Mar 24, 2025
Full Review
V/H/S/Beyond (2024)
90%
6/10
“As with Shudder’s previous instalments, the new film operates as a curate’s egg: five horror-themed short films with an even mixture of good and bad parts. ” –
Fiction Machine
Mar 24, 2025
Full Review
The Snake Prince (1976)
6/10
“The Snake Prince is a delightful cheesy and wonderfully odd slice of Hong Kong pop culture.” –
Fiction Machine
Mar 24, 2025
Full Review
Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (1987)
0%
3/10
“I mean, on the one hand this is terrible filmmaking. On the other, if a film delivers what its core audience are craving and satisfies them, who are the rest of us to judge?” –
Fiction Machine
Mar 18, 2025
Full Review
Rising Sun (1993)
32%
3/10
“A fairly hollow and uninvolving murder mystery liberally decorated with a representation of Japanese culture that is best described as ‘vile’.” –
Fiction Machine
Mar 14, 2025
Full Review
Gladiator II (2024)
70%
8/10
“Once free to enjoy the sequel on its own merits, it is easy to find a smart, deliberately excessive Hollywood blockbuster with its own elaborate, idiosyncratic style and appeal.” –
Fiction Machine
Mar 12, 2025
Full Review
Five Guns West (1955)
7/10
“It is an extremely cheap production, with one estimate putting its budget as low as $60,000. It is also tensely developed, pivots on a killer concept, and turns its limitations of cast and location into palpable strengths.” –
Fiction Machine
Mar 11, 2025
Full Review
The Debt Collector (1999)
9/10
“That it is not better known or available today is its own kind of tragedy.” –
Fiction Machine
Mar 10, 2025
Full Review
No Reviews Yet
Load More
Something went wrong.. try again