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Jesse Thurber

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Biography:

Film Critic, Slasherpool. aka The ScareMaker

Reviews

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Murder Weapon (1990) 1/5 “I have a soft spot for this film, but not soft enough to recognize a stinker when I see one.” – Slasherpool May 25, 2018 Full Review Zombi 3 (1988) 2/5 “Not good, not terrible...it's certainly not one that I would recommend to first-timers of Fulci or Italian zombie movies.” – Slasherpool Apr 10, 2004 Full Review Dark Harvest (2003) 0/5 “"Dark Harvest" fails... it's as simple as that.” – Slasherpool Apr 10, 2004 Full Review The Beast Within (1982) 18% 2/5 “Disappointing, and I'm not really sure why” – Slasherpool Mar 3, 2004 Full Review Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987) 56% 3/5 “Prom Night 2 may put a lot of people off, but sure to gain some fans” – Slasherpool Dec 25, 2003 Full Review Death Nurse (1987) 2/5 “You'd better have a high tolerance for blatently bad SOV slasher movies to grab any enjoyment out of this sucker” – Slasherpool Aug 12, 2003 Full Review Click: The Calendar Girl Killer (1990) 2/5 “Let this be a lesson to all budding filmmakers: finish your movie before marketing it.” – Slasherpool Jul 28, 2003 Full Review Coroner (1999) 0/5 “Too meandering to be a slasher and way too stupid to please the psychological thriller crowd.” – Slasherpool Jul 28, 2003 Full Review 4/5 “Amateurish, unbelievable, and silly ... but it's so much damn fun!” – Slasherpool Jul 28, 2003 Full Review Hobgoblins (1988) 2/5 “I don't know if you can even really call this a horror film.” – Slasherpool Jul 28, 2003 Full Review Movie House Massacre (1984) 0/5 “This movie knows that it's a big joke, yet it's so completely oblivious to the fact that it's a pathetic joke.” – Slasherpool Jul 28, 2003 Full Review Night Screams (1987) 1/5 “This movie fails big time at being suspenseful OR dramatic.” – Slasherpool Jul 28, 2003 Full Review The Severed Arm (1973) 2/5 “Definitely has some qualities that set it apart from other bad slasher movies.” – Slasherpool Jul 28, 2003 Full Review The Slumber Party Massacre (1982) 46% 5/5 “It's a movie that should be a classic, but is just a few steps behind the others ... and for that I have to give it extra credit.” – Slasherpool Jul 28, 2003 Full Review Spliced (2002) 3/5 “As much as I wanted to pick apart it's flaws, I can't deny that I was pleasantly surprised that I truly enjoyed it.” – Slasherpool Jul 28, 2003 Full Review Terror on Tape (1985) 4/5 “Pretty solid compilation of stuff from some odd obscurities from the seventies and early eighties.” – Slasherpool Jul 28, 2003 Full Review The Axe (1977) 1/5 “There is definitely a mood here, but unfortunately for us, it's mostly boredom.” – Slasherpool Jul 22, 2003 Full Review House on the Edge of the Park (1980) 33% 3/5 “Park differs from Last House in that there is the absence of absurd comedy relief and is more balls-out in it's depiction of sex and violence ...” – Slasherpool May 6, 2003 Full Review Lighthouse (1999) 20% 4/5 “The fact that it goes for simplicity and good old-fashioned suspense makes it a fun and rewarding view.” – Slasherpool May 6, 2003 Full Review New Year's Evil (1980) 25% 2/5 “An excuse to watch a slasher on New Year's Eve.” – Slasherpool May 6, 2003 Full Review Don't Look in the Basement (1972) 4/5 “If you surrender to it's faults, Don't Look in the Basement is one hell of a good time.” – Slasherpool May 6, 2003 Full Review Welcome to Spring Break (1989) 1/5 “Avoid this one if you can.” – Slasherpool May 6, 2003 Full Review House of Death (1981) 2/5 “Good enough to sit down and have a fun time watching.” – Slasherpool May 6, 2003 Full Review Demon Warrior (1988) 0/5 “This wanna-be slasher is the most tepid bunch 'o' junk that I've ever seen.” – Slasherpool May 6, 2003 Full Review The Prowler (1981) 75% 3/5 “A pretty entertaining piece of work.” – Slasherpool May 6, 2003 Full Review
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