Jette Kernion
Jette Kernion's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer® when published at Tomatometer-approved publication(s).
Tokyo Idols (2017)
91%
“Tokyo Idols admirably shows us the complex aspects of idol culture as it fits into contemporary Japanese culture -- this is a billion-dollar industry in a country working its way through an economic recession.” –
Hammer to Nail
Mar 1, 2017
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Split (2017)
79%
C
“Only James McAvoy's multi-faceted performance saves the movie from complete mediocrity.” –
IndieWire
Sep 28, 2016
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El Bulli: Cooking in Progress (2010)
60%
“I enjoyed watching the chefs at work, both researching and preparing a meal with dozens of courses... but afterwards I felt oddly unsatisfied and in need of something a little more filling.” –
Cinematical
Jun 3, 2011
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Tiny Furniture (2010)
80%
“Writer-director Lena Dunham shows us a young female college grad in such a genuine and personal way that it's far more sympathetic than annoying.” –
Cinematical
Nov 12, 2010
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Nine (2009)
39%
2/5
“A gorgeous production ... but the story, the songs and the vocal performances don't measure up to the fine trappings of the film.” –
Cinematical
Dec 28, 2009
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Extract (2009)
62%
3.75/5
“Funnier and more fearless than many other "grown-up" comedies I've seen this year.” –
Cinematical
Sep 4, 2009
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Spread (2009)
22%
2/5
“More sordid and melodramatic than sweet or sharply comic.” –
Cinematical
Aug 16, 2009
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Julie & Julia (2009)
77%
3.5/5
“A lighthearted comedy that's very easy to like, with some charming performances.” –
Cinematical
Aug 7, 2009
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The Collector (2009)
29%
2/5
“Hardcore horror film with a storyline that resembles a particularly nasty Itchy and Scratchy cartoon.” –
Cinematical
Aug 1, 2009
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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
83%
4/5
“A tight suspense film that isn't too scary for kids, with a good dose of humor, Young Love, and charm.” –
Cinematical
Jul 14, 2009
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The Proposal (2009)
45%
2.5/5
“Yet another formulaic romantic comedy, with little to offer except sparkling performances from Bullock and Reynolds.” –
Cinematical
Jun 18, 2009
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My Life in Ruins (2009)
10%
1.5/5
“Women (and men, for that matter) deserve better escapist fare than this feeble attempt at romantic comedy.” –
Cinematical
Jun 5, 2009
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Up (2009)
98%
4.25/5
“If you're old enough to sit quietly through a feature film, go see it.” –
Cinematical
May 29, 2009
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The Soloist (2009)
57%
2.75/5
“Falls into the easy traps of traditional melodrama.” –
Cinematical
Apr 24, 2009
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17 Again (2009)
57%
2.5/5
“Follows the same tired, well-worn path as other comedies in the same genre, but gets a boost from Zac Efron and Leslie Mann.” –
Cinematical
Apr 17, 2009
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Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009)
26%
2.5/5
“Never as good as the movies it tries to imitate.” –
Cinematical
Feb 14, 2009
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Coraline (2009)
91%
4/5
“Gorgeously fantastic, in all senses of the word.” –
Cinematical
Feb 6, 2009
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The Uninvited (2009)
31%
2/5
“The ending annoyed me so much that it nearly erased my memory of anything worthwhile earlier in the film.” –
Cinematical
Feb 1, 2009
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Hotel for Dogs (2009)
46%
1.5/5
“Grownup audience members may fidget more than their kids.” –
Cinematical
Jan 17, 2009
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Bedtime Stories (2008)
27%
1/5
“About as delightful as peeking into your Christmas stocking and finding it empty except for a few lint-covered peppermints.” –
Cinematical
Dec 25, 2008
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The Reader (2008)
63%
3.25/5
“More of a coming-of-age film than historical drama, with strong performances from Winslet and Kross.” –
Cinematical
Dec 13, 2008
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Bolt (2008)
90%
3/5
“Not much here for grownups to enjoy ... apart from watching the kids get a kick out of the film. (And the pigeons.)” –
Cinematical
Nov 21, 2008
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My Name Is Bruce (2007)
41%
3.25/5
“A bundle of cheesy B-movie fun, with Bruce Campbell at his lovably jerky best.” –
Cinematical
Nov 3, 2008
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High School Musical 3: Senior Year (2008)
64%
2/5
“The generic-sounding pop numbers made me nostalgic for "Rock 'n' Roll High School" and The Ramones.” –
Cinematical
Oct 24, 2008
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The Express (2008)
63%
3.25/5
“Exciting football games to watch, a lead character we can root for ... I wish it were about 20 minutes shorter, though.” –
Cinematical
Oct 11, 2008
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