Martin Scribbs
Tomatometer-approved critic
Biography:
MARTIN SCRIBBS: The Philadelphia-based pedant, poet, and sot writes on the staffs of Flak Magazine and Mixed Reviews. Scribbs also bloviates at his own site, Low IQ Canadian. LIC's all-puppet version of Daniel Defoe's "Journal of The Plague Year" won grudging respect at every nursing home in which it appeared. LIC is a Member Critic at Cinemarati, and contributes regularly to the Cinemarati Roundtable.
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Left Behind (2014)
0%
0/4
“I can't wait for Nic Cage to explain THIS one to God on Judgment Day.” –
Mixed Reviews
Oct 5, 2014
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Larry Crowne (2011)
36%
3/10
“Could have been a solid, straightforward rom com coasting on likable leads; half-hearted additions trying to link the movie to economic crisis just detract.” –
Low IQ Canadian
Dec 5, 2011
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I'm Not There (2007)
76%
“I'm Not There may inspire great movies, but doesn't have the discipline to be one itself.” –
Low IQ Canadian
Nov 25, 2007
Full Review
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
43%
“The wild, unstoppable commercial success of the Pirates franchise has freed Verbinski to spend a lot of time on flights of fancy and mythological asides.” –
Low IQ Canadian
Jul 10, 2007
Full Review
Ocean's Thirteen (2007)
70%
“A subpar A-Team episode with George Clooney as Face.” –
Low IQ Canadian
Jul 10, 2007
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Knocked Up (2007)
90%
“Goodhearted and refreshingly messy.” –
Low IQ Canadian
Jul 10, 2007
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License to Wed (2007)
7%
“Forget blasphemy against the Holy Spirit, wasting our time with License to Wed is the one unpardonable sin.” –
Low IQ Canadian
Jul 8, 2007
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These Are the Damned (1962)
88%
“Slow-building but creepy story of biker pug uglies, radiation poisoning, and prissy Brit schoolkids.” –
Low IQ Canadian
Jul 8, 2007
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Evan Almighty (2007)
24%
“Feebleminded slapdashery.” –
Low IQ Canadian
Jun 23, 2007
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Keeping Mum (2006)
57%
“Maggie Smith is like Mary Poppins...with a meat ax. Serial Grandmom strikes again.” –
Mixed Reviews
Oct 7, 2006
Full Review
The Da Vinci Code (2006)
25%
“There is a natural limit as to how deeply any film, but especially a would-be summer blockbuster, can dig into radical ideas of faith and history. To his credit, Ron Howard hits that limit.” –
Mixed Reviews
May 21, 2006
Full Review
Secret Honor (1984)
77%
“Does anyone have a clue what Altman was driving at with this intense glob of lunacy?” –
Low IQ Canadian
Nov 19, 2005
Full Review
Gabriel Over the White House (1933)
71%
“Gabriel Over the White House encourages its viewers to live the fantasy of the philosopher-king, but never counts the costs of such a regime.” –
Mixed Reviews
Nov 19, 2005
Full Review
Bewitched (2005)
23%
“I'll have some of what Nora Ephron's having, as long as I don't have to watch her movies.” –
Low IQ Canadian
Nov 19, 2005
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Guess Who's Coming to Dinner (1967)
71%
“If you guessed, 'a wheezy social problem drama,' you're right.” –
Mixed Reviews
Nov 19, 2005
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Good Night, and Good Luck. (2005)
93%
“Not only was Good Night, and Good Luck filmed in black-and-white, it was written and acted that way, too. This is Good versus Evil for Political Dummies.” –
Low IQ Canadian
Nov 5, 2005
Full Review
Bad News Bears (2005)
48%
“Bad News Bears is a late summer hoot, and hopefully what your kids are really seeing when they tell you they're going to Sky High.” –
Low IQ Canadian
Aug 7, 2005
Full Review
The World, the Flesh and the Devil (1959)
“Belafonte is magic in his loneliness.” –
Low IQ Canadian
Jun 26, 2005
Full Review
Batman Begins (2005)
85%
“The class dynamics of Batman Begins are just insufferable. Thank heavens we have our incorruptable masked moneybags to keep the criminal poor in line.” –
Low IQ Canadian
Jun 17, 2005
Full Review
Leap Year (1924)
“Slow-moving silent comedy which didn't get screened for sixty years because of Arbuckle's scandal; mainly of historical interest.” –
Low IQ Canadian
Jun 7, 2005
Full Review
Primer (2004)
72%
“I didn't understand Primer; worse yet, I didn't care.” –
Low IQ Canadian
Jun 1, 2005
Full Review
F for Fake (1973)
88%
“A little gem, full of vintage Welles ruminations on the ephemeral nature of personal celebrity and the elusiveness of ultimate truth.” –
Low IQ Canadian
May 22, 2005
Full Review
The Yes Men (2003)
87%
“Chris Smith is the next great documentarian for mainstream American audiences to discover, and he richly merits a wide release.” –
Low IQ Canadian
May 15, 2005
Full Review
Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room (2005)
97%
“While Smartest Guys sometimes veers into C-Span2: The Movie territory, just then another shocking tidbit will drop to keep the fires stoked.” –
Mixed Reviews
May 15, 2005
Full Review
Nobody Knows (2004)
92%
“Nothing more can be done to lay the concrete reality of poverty out for persons of conscience. Take and read.” –
Mixed Reviews
Mar 14, 2005
Full Review
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