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Paul Tatara

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Biography:

Paul Tatara was born in Cleveland, Ohio, on February 17, 1963. Tatara and his family moved to Arab, Alabama (pop. 6,800) when he was 4 years old. During his formative years, he focused almost solely on playing baseball, basketball, and football. Though he's still a Cleveland sports fanatic -- the return of the Browns in 1999 made him cry -- movies have been Tatara's guiding passion since the age of 14. He graduated from Auburn University in 1985. After graduation, he lived in Gainesville, Florida for 5 years, where he managed a record store. Music is another driving force in his life, with Bruce Springsteen, John Lennon, and Bob Dylan serving as his Holy Trinity. (Thelonious Monk, Randy Newman, and Frank Sinatra would also squeeze in there, given more than three slots). The highlight of his Florida retail career came when rock icon Bo Diddley (a regular customer) plugged up in front of the store, hit a groove, and proceeded to jam on the same whump-a-thump riff for about 5 hours. Eventually, Tatara had to tell him to beat it. If only movies worked this way. Tatara moved to New York City in 1990 to pursue a career in writing. He has written several spec screenplays, as well as an unproduced script for 20th Century Fox. He also adapted "The Thrill of the Grass," a short story by W.P. Kinsella, for an episode of a future 온라인카지노추천 series to be produced by Kennedy/Marshall Productions. His original screenplay, "The Almost Perfect Game" (based on the career of former Boston Red Sox pitcher Bill Lee), is currently in development at Paramount Pictures, with Woody Harrelson set to star and produce. Since January 1997, he's been trying to entertain and inform people by daring to write what he actually thinks about movies for CNN Interactive. He has also been covering movies and pop culture for goodauthority.org since late 1999. He is endlessly amazed at how often this honesty irks some readers. Tatara is a traditionalist, preferring steak and potatoes to elaborately seasoned seaweed, and stories about recognizable human emotions to shots of screaming extras outrunning the umpteenth fireball. He says he'll apologize for the things he writes in his movie reviews as soon as the studios make amends for completely selling out what could still be a thriving art form. He suggests something on the order of the blanket settlement by the tobacco industry. Considering how many lousy films he's watched over the years, this would leave him sitting pretty.

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Apocalypse Now Redux (1979) 93% “The movie still has the power to floor you with its stunning sounds and imagery.” – CNN.com Sep 22, 2024 Full Review The Horse Whisperer (1998) 73% “Though I'm more than willing to sit through this kind of thing, I got it pretty quickly, and eventually overdosed on the glorious horsey-ness of it.” – CNN.com Nov 28, 2023 Full Review The Matrix (1999) 83% “Keanu is so vehemently semi-talented he's actually gotten to the point where he seems to be snickering at his own uncomprehending performances, right there in front of you.” – CNN.com Jul 11, 2023 Full Review The Big Lebowski (1998) 80% “Yes, it's different. Yes, it's odd. Yes, it's got some laughs. For all those "yeses," though, it eventually adds up to an overly busy "no."” – CNN.com Jan 20, 2023 Full Review Down in the Delta (1998) 76% “Down in the Delta is almost mind-boggling. How can a woman with the kind of insight that Angelou displays in her poetry and other writings not see that she was dealing with a script that spells things out as if it was written with a big, fat crayon? ” – CNN.com Jan 5, 2023 Full Review The Celebration (1998) 91% “I'll be thinking about this movie for a long time to come.” – CNN.com Sep 22, 2020 Full Review Brassed Off (1996) 80% “"Brassed Off" is about as sloppy as it gets, but for nearly two-thirds of the movie the gushiness is pretty much kept in check. And those two thirds are quite a treat.” – CNN.com Sep 9, 2020 Full Review The Devil's Advocate (1997) 63% “You don't care about any of the characters, so there's no fear of something nasty happening to them, and, with the exception of Pacino (who plays the devil himself), it's terribly miscast.” – CNN.com Aug 10, 2020 Full Review The Bachelor (1999) 8% “"The Bachelor" is as generic as they come, the kind of commercial fabrication that sets up a pair of hackneyed concepts, then runs them in concentric circles until there's enough footage to cut together a movie.” – CNN.com Jul 13, 2020 Full Review Irma Vep (1996) 94% “I really enjoyed "Irma Vep." I will, however, be the first to admit that it's not for everybody.” – CNN.com Jun 16, 2020 Full Review Mother (1996) 87% “What's really surprising here is that Brooks has finally discovered the very human heart beating beneath his trademark malcontent.” – CNN.com Jun 5, 2020 Full Review Liar Liar (1997) 83% “I would tell you that this is a loud, obvious, one-joke movie, but most of you would run out and pony up the eight bucks to see it anyway.” – CNN.com Apr 7, 2020 Full Review Lake Placid (1999) 47% “Miner's thoroughly unimaginative visual style sees to it that "Lake Placid" is not the least bit frightening, and the entire undertaking generates maybe one decent laugh. That is, if you don't count Fonda's chronic inability to act.” – CNN.com Jul 9, 2019 Full Review Why Do Fools Fall in Love (1998) 52% “"Why Do Fools Fall in Love" is a misfire in several ways, but the key problem is that the writers have a clunky, concrete Christmas tree, not something thematic that can be used to devise scenes of various shades and colors.” – CNN.com May 23, 2019 Full Review But I'm a Cheerleader (1999) 43% “But I'm a Cheerleader is a smug little comedy that tries to mock other people's self-righteousness while ignoring its own.” – CNN.com Mar 31, 2019 Full Review The Matchmaker (1997) 48% “It simply isn't all that funny.” – CNN.com Jan 23, 2019 Full Review Pokémon: The First Movie (1998) 16% “"Pokémon: The First Movie" is a dose of extremely low-budget "Japanimation" that -- were it only more proficiently executed -- would rival "Scooby Doo" as the most astounding work of art in the 20th century.” – CNN.com Jan 15, 2019 Full Review Event Horizon (1997) 35% “Don't worry, it's not you. It really doesn't make any sense.” – CNN.com Dec 15, 2018 Full Review Scary Movie (2000) 51% “These gags are hardly the height of inspiration, but it could be that people laugh at them because they're not as pathetic as a character having a penis jabbed through his head like an ice pick.” – CNN.com Oct 19, 2018 Full Review Cats Don't Dance (1997) 71% “Cats Don't Dance is a blast... There's a pleasing luminescence to the animation, with colors that glow like neon throughout.” – CNN.com Aug 15, 2018 Full Review The Postman (1997) 14% “It's about as inspiring as a movie about a vengeful meter reader.” – CNN.com Feb 16, 2018 Full Review The Thomas Crown Affair (1999) 69% “It's like you're watching two models slap each other with fashion magazines.” – CNN.com Feb 16, 2018 Full Review Dear Jesse (1997) 86% “Kirkman's big accomplishment is that he makes your blood boil even while the heat is turned on low.” – CNN.com Feb 16, 2018 Full Review John Carpenter's Vampires (1998) 44% “So, John Carpenter's Vampires stinks, and "Paul Tatara's Review of John Carpenter's Vampires" won't be a review so much as it'll be a check list for posturing teenage boys.” – CNN.com Feb 9, 2018 Full Review Kurt & Courtney (1998) 62% “Turns out that the whole movie is wobbly, a slapdash, unsure concoction of hearsay and decrepitness that does for the documentary format what shows like Hard Copy do for 온라인카지노추천 journalism. "Sleazy" isn't the word for it.” – CNN.com Feb 9, 2018 Full Review
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