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Widgett Walls

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Widgett Walls is the chief cook, bottle washer, and founder of Needcoffee.com, the Internet's equivalent of a triple espresso with whipped cream. Founded in 1997 as an entertainment arm of the floundering century-old Sleep Deprivation Institute, Widgett was charged with bringing insomnia and caffeine to the world at large. As part of this campaign, he began with a Lab involving the DreamCasting of movies. Eventually this grew into reviewing films, DVDs, literature, and anything else that Widge and his desperate staff of misanthropes can do to garner attention for themselves. Widgett also served as senior writer for Corona's Coming Attractions from 1997 to September, 2001. He writes fiction, poetry, and essays under a pseudonym. His most recent publications are 'Love Letters Unsent to People Unmet', which is available in book and audiobook form from One Tusk Productions. Also, his first novel, 'Mystics on the Road to Vanishing Point,' is available from One Tusk as well.

Location:

Coast City, Iowa

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http://www.needcoffee.com/html/reviews.html

Reviews

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Joan the Maid: The Battles (1994) 86% 1.5/5 “For those who are into French history...knock yourselves out--this set is good enough to rent at least. But as a film, it falls short and the presentation can't buoy it up.” – Needcoffee.com Jul 15, 2020 Full Review Joan the Maid: The Prisons (1994) 88% 1.5/5 “For those who are into French history...knock yourselves out--this set is good enough to rent at least. But as a film, it falls short and the presentation can't buoy it up.” – Needcoffee.com Jul 15, 2020 Full Review 4/5 “Even without features, this set would be worthwhile for the fan of the show. However, the features are effective across the board.” – Needcoffee.com Mar 27, 2019 Full Review Rodents of Unusual Size (2017) 98% 4/5 “Recommended. Does in seventy minutes what a History Channel docu couldn't do in seven hundred.” – Needcoffee.com Mar 4, 2019 Full Review Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015) 75% 3/5 “If you too like action films with lots of flipping and gunplay, then probably you're going to greatly enjoy yourself.” – Needcoffee.com Apr 10, 2015 Full Review The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1 (2014) 70% 1.5/5 “They didn't go full Hobbit on us, but [Mockingjay] should have been one film.” – Needcoffee.com Apr 10, 2015 Full Review Maleficent (2014) 54% 1/5 “Disney's #1 villain...they've turned her into a glorified nanny and a prankster.” – Needcoffee.com Jul 17, 2014 Full Review Snowpiercer (2013) 94% 4.5/5 “Utterly surreal and completely mental.” – Needcoffee.com Jul 8, 2014 Full Review Godzilla (2014) 76% 3.5/5 “What is the line? 'It's not the Godzilla film you want, but it's the Godzilla film you need?' But it's neither.” – Needcoffee.com Jul 5, 2014 Full Review How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014) 92% 4/5 “I'm so impressed I actually saw a movie where I plonked down the coin for 3D and felt like I hadn't been robbed.” – Needcoffee.com Jun 17, 2014 Full Review Edge of Tomorrow (2014) 91% 3.5/4 “Tom Cruise: in regards to Oblivion? All is forgiven.” – Needcoffee.com Jun 14, 2014 Full Review The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013) 90% 3.5/5 “I went back and saw the first film again fairly quickly after seeing it the first time because I enjoyed it so much. Wouldn't elect to do that with this one.” – Needcoffee.com Dec 4, 2013 Full Review Kill Your Darlings (2013) 77% 4/5 “The story is slightly less important than the characterizations and the performances, because those carried everything.” – Needcoffee.com Nov 26, 2013 Full Review Gravity (2013) 96% 4.5/5 “That is probably one of the best acted, most visually stunning adventure films ever.” – Needcoffee.com Nov 20, 2013 Full Review Thor: The Dark World (2013) 67% 3.5/5 “I like the cast, I like the epic feel. It satisfied me in a way that Thor 1 did not.” – Needcoffee.com Nov 9, 2013 Full Review Ender's Game (2013) 63% 2.5/5 “The film's strengths are people standing around talking, so can we get back to some people standing around talking? That feels weird to say. But that's what happened.” – Needcoffee.com Nov 3, 2013 Full Review The World's End (2013) 89% 4.5/5 “What if John Wyndham decided to write a comedy?” – Needcoffee.com Aug 25, 2013 Full Review Kick-Ass 2 (2013) 33% 3.5/5 “Silly, ridiculous, violent and worthy.” – Needcoffee.com Aug 17, 2013 Full Review Elysium (2013) 64% 2/5 “It almost feels like it's some sort of fable...but if that's the case...then it's so heavy-handed, you would need an exoskeleton to lift your hands.” – Needcoffee.com Aug 15, 2013 Full Review Now You See Me (2013) 51% 3.5/5 “If you look at the film as escapist fare where you just go: 'My brain's off, you got a good cast, you got a good concept, roll with it' -- I think you'll be fine.” – Needcoffee.com Jul 27, 2013 Full Review The Wolverine (2013) 71% 1.5/5 “They have yet to make a film that is as good as Hugh Jackman is at portraying Wolverine.” – Needcoffee.com Jul 27, 2013 Full Review Pacific Rim (2013) 72% 4.5/5 “Is this going to give me enough of a story and enough characters to carry the amount of rocket-punching and monster-bashing that I want to see? The answer is yes.” – Needcoffee.com Jul 14, 2013 Full Review The Lone Ranger (2013) 31% 0.5/5 “Between this and The Green Hornet, the Reid Family has been royally screwed by Hollywood.” – Needcoffee.com Jul 4, 2013 Full Review World War Z (2013) 67% 2/5 “We could have had the zombie Red Storm Rising. Instead, we got 28 Days Later, on speed, in more locations, with a lame ending.” – Needcoffee.com Jun 21, 2013 Full Review Man of Steel (2013) 57% 2.5/5 “Hopelessly convoluted in a way that only a cast this good could save.” – Needcoffee.com Jun 15, 2013 Full Review
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