| Original Score: F | Feb 18, 2012

A crude, crass, virtually laugh-free sex comedy.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Sep 11, 2009

Miss March must be a contender for worst film of the year. It's so poor that you begin to suspect it's a pastiche.

| Original Score: 0/5 | Sep 11, 2009

A whiff of what I can only describe as pure evil billows off the screen while this comedy is playing: a buddy grossout picture with zero laughs and a persistent, chilling misogyny.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Sep 11, 2009

An almost perfect atrocity. It is a towering K2 of bobbins... the most mangy, noxious, charmless, sexist, racist, unfunny, infantile, stomach-turning, grotesque, clueless, inept and stupid film of the year.

| Original Score: 0/5 | Sep 11, 2009

A dire gross-out comedy that tackles many of the same themes as Adventureland but without an ounce of subtlety or wit.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Sep 11, 2009

This "comedy" might be the Worst Movie Ever Seen, even with the aftershock of the Wayans Bros' Dance Flick still lingering.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Sep 11, 2009

You'd have to be drunk, 12 years old or witless really want to see this. Hopefully not all three.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Sep 11, 2009

Hugh Hefner shows up to give an addled lecture after Eugene and Tucker make it to the Playboy Mansion, and you think: Wasn't it just last summer that he so sweetly played himself in The House Bunny?

| Mar 19, 2009

Forget March, this one misses by a mile.

Full Review | Mar 16, 2009

Anyone who goes to see Miss March hoping for a voyeuristic, '80-flavored T&A smutfest will be sorely disappointed.

| Original Score: D | Mar 16, 2009

The movie's aiming for the drunken college crowd but most of the gags have the nervous, giggly idiocy of two middle-school kids flipping through dad's Playboy.

| Original Score: 1/4 | Mar 16, 2009

Miss March is, to use the vernacular of the escapist moviegoer, the biggest pile of crap I've seen in ages.

Full Review | Mar 13, 2009

My blood runs cold at the memory of Miss March, a 90-minute rip-off of the J. Geils Band song Centerfold whose multi-hyphenate creators prove themselves actor-director-writer-failures.

| Original Score: .5/4 | Mar 13, 2009

The funniest thing about the monumentally stupid anti-comedy Miss March is that somehow the producers convinced Playboy to sign off on the thing.

| Original Score: 1.5/5 | Mar 13, 2009

The showpiece gags range from the stale to the grotesque.

| Mar 13, 2009

So awful as to make heterosexual men actively loathe Playboy.

| Original Score: 0/4 | Mar 13, 2009

The problem with Miss March is that it isn't very funny.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/5 | Mar 13, 2009

Overall a raggedy, unfocused affair that wastes both directors' acting talent and feels like too much work between the laughs.

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5 | Mar 13, 2009

Miss March caters so heavily to its juvenile audience it forgets the actual humans who should have been at the center of the story.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Mar 13, 2009