The Three Musketeers Reviews
...an erratically-paced yet mostly entertaining adventure...
| Original Score: 2.5/4 | Nov 25, 2022
All this nonsense would be news to Dumas, whose grave is surely spinning as his musketeers - sucked dry of high drama and low wit - go kicking and screaming into the wonderful world of Disney.
| Nov 27, 2019
What "The Three Musketeers" lacks in poeticism, it makes up for in entertainment value, at least.
| May 23, 2013
[A] sound adaptation of the famous tale, hewing closely to the story and its buddy aspect.
| Original Score: C | Nov 6, 2009
Those who have never seen a previous "Musketeers" adaptation or a truly exciting Hollywood adventure in the grand style may be swept along, but the mechanical, paint-by-numbers feel of this outing is too evident to ignore.
| Mar 26, 2009
Full Review | Original Score: 4/5 | Dec 12, 2005
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5 | Jul 23, 2005
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5 | Jan 24, 2005
Conceived frankly as a product, complete with hit-to-be theme song over the closing credits, this adventure film cares less about storytelling than about keeping the Musketeers' feathered hats on straight whenever they go galloping.
| Aug 30, 2004
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5 | Mar 27, 2004
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5 | Mar 19, 2004
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Jan 13, 2004
Full Review | Original Score: 2/10 | Oct 27, 2003
| Original Score: 3.5/5 | Aug 28, 2003
Rewatch the Lester film or even the Ritz Bros.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5 | Aug 21, 2003
A fun adventure, but nothing new. Average retelling of the legend. Platt steals the show.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5 | Jul 14, 2003
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4 | May 20, 2003
| Original Score: 3/4 | Mar 30, 2003
A bubble-gum swashbuckling adventure, rapidly fading in the cultural rear-view mirror. Still, it goes down easy, and Tim Curry makes a good bad guy.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5 | Jan 23, 2003
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5 | Jan 7, 2003