Black Scorpion

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David W Campy and silly but in an enjoyablely endearing way. It must be said that whilst it's in general poorly acted, Severance at least certainly looks the part... It spawned a Roger Corman oddity, a low budget series instead of a low budget movie. Again, It's all pretty terrible but actually quite enjoyably so. As the series strap line says, 'doing with a mask, what she can't do with a badge.' Sadly that doesn't include acting but she certainly wears it well... Rated 3.5/5 Stars •  Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars 10/02/24 Full Review Steve D It is too cheap to work. Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 09/15/23 Full Review Audience Member where are the action figures? Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 02/13/23 Full Review Audience Member Ah a Roger Corman epic that actually spawned its own comicbook and 온라인카지노추천 series which would indicate that the film is quite good...wouldn't it. Well I'm pleased to say that the film is actually pretty good IF you're interested in incredibly cheesy cliched trashy low budget superhero flicks that combine the camp of the 60's Batman and Robin series and the sleazy visuals of something like Barb Wire. Yep its an all round winner for meeee! The plot is an unbelievably stereotypical comicbook setup. A young woman's father is shot dead in front of her eyes which leads her to reinvent herself as the superheroine vigilante Black Scorpion. This happens just in the neck of time as a super villain who was once a hospital doctor that was accidentally shot dead by the Black Scorpions cop father when she was a child, has come back to wreak revenge on the city by using a toxic gas in the air supply (the cities air supply?). This villain is now encased within a metallic suit because he has major asthma...and facial deformities for some reason, from the injuries suffered from his near death experience. So naturally he has lots of henchmen and equipment to plunge the city into despair. So like Batman the Black Scorpion fights crime and stands up for justice...especially justice for women naturally. At first she merely ekes out an existence on her own taking down pimps and muggers with martial arts in her tight scantily clad outfit and surprisingly expensive hot rod. But as the film goes on she picks up a cool cat sidekick that just happens to be able to supply her with neat gadgets and revamp her car. From there on the Black Scorpion flies around the city in a transforming American muscle car which is decked out with all sorts of hi-tech equipment...just like the Batmobile. When I say transforming I mean the car morphs into a completely different car in a dreadfully bad CGI/effects sequence, its impossible and makes no sense at all but I don't think that's a concern here. The bad guy in his robot suit looks like something from an old Dr Who episode, its laughably stupid looking and still makes me wonder how a bullet hit to the chest would equal the need for this suit...and give him chronic asthma. The bloke inside this thing can hardly move which makes it even more amusing, lots of quick cut edits when he's involved in the action, but as I said luckily he has lots of expendable henchmen just waiting to have their asses kicked by a female in fishnets. As for the Black Scorpion played devilishly by Joan Severance, her outfit is bordering on softcore S&M with black thigh high boots, fishnets, long black elbow length PVC gloves, a nice black shiny PVC cleavage and a Catwoman style mask. I won't deny it looked good if a little vanilla for my tastes, no way she could do half the stuff she does in those boots though. The actual film is an odd creation, like I said already it plays like a camp pantomime, like the famous Adam West/Burt Ward 온라인카지노추천 series. Yet at the same time its a very adult film in places, there are strippers and hookers with tits n ass and on show, a few revealing outfits, clear cut male fantasy sequences of blokes getting beaten up by a woman in BDSM gear and even a simulated oral sex scene which is pretty darn good. It may be a silly childish exaggerated homage to the comicbook genre but it certainly isn't for the kids. There isn't really any blood and gore though, the violence is pretty much on par with The A-Team. You don't see much, no squibs or bullet holes...just men throwing themselves around. In the end the film is clearly meant to be a true over the top comicbook flick with larger than life characters and unrealistic scenarios. In no way is it meant to be taken seriously, the superheroine is not a realistic believable character in any sense even though she has no super powers and no bottomless bank account...just the muscle car. In a sense she is more akin to a character from the Kick-Ass universe I guess, being a vigilante with a ridiculous outfit. This film does remind me of the recent Green Hornet movie actually, the ethnic sidekick and muscle car loaded with gadgets that is. A cool little mishmash of sordid tacky fun and camp goofiness with ass...well worth it. Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 01/22/23 Full Review Audience Member Make sure your medical insurance is paid up before you watch this because your eyes will roll so hard that you'll detach your retinas. The plot is so riddled with cliches that the movie itself congeals before your eyes into a single super-cliche that makes you almost embarrassed for everyone involved in making it. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/16/23 Full Review Audience Member Look, female sex-heroines that are ripoffs of popular comic book heroes are a GOOD thing. (3 stars) Edit (3/10): Watched this again after seeing the show. AMAZING. Not as good as the show, but a great film. Not enough genre pics like this. (5 stars) Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 02/16/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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