Mariscos Beach Reviews
| Original Score: 3/5 | Dec 30, 2006
| Original Score: 2.5/4 | Sep 23, 2006
Little more than an alluring travelogue with a side order of R-rated humpiness.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Dec 6, 2005
As flippant vaudeville-style comedies go, Cote d'Azur is rather weak.
| Original Score: 2/4 | Oct 21, 2005
You might call it a musical without songs (mostly), or a farce without enough doors to slam, or a comedy without enough jokes.
| Original Score: 2/4 | Oct 7, 2005
While Cote d'Azur should be a vacation, it's often more like work just trying to stay engaged.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4 | Oct 7, 2005
It's a diversion at best and a strained souffle at worst, but it rings enough Gallic changes on the old family-summer- gone-horribly- wrong genre to deliver some unexpectedly sharp laughs.
| Original Score: 2.5/4 | Sep 30, 2005
Sexually brazen yet also rather sweet.
| Sep 29, 2005
There's no denying the appeal of well-toned half-naked bodies, a sun soaked Mediterranean beach, and -- musical numbers extolling the aphrodisiac qualities of shellfish?
Full Review | Sep 28, 2005
Sunny little nothing of a French comedy.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4 | Sep 15, 2005
Like many a French summer holiday, Côte d'Azur ends up being pretty, listless, and much too long.
| Sep 13, 2005
Watching the featherweight French farce Côte d'Azur provides the oxymoronic sensation of looking at a pornographic movie with no real sex.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Sep 9, 2005
Cote D'Azur is an attempt at a witty, life-affirming sex farce, but it has no truth, wisdom or honesty, and it's barely entertaining.
| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Sep 9, 2005
It's all lots of fun while it lasts, but you'll likely forget about it as soon as the credits roll.
| Original Score: 2.5/4 | Sep 9, 2005
This breezy French sex farce offers an alternative to Viagra -- a Mediterranean seaside village that's so sun-dappled and alluring that anyone who vacations there quickly succumbs to pansexual languor.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4 | Sep 9, 2005
It's hard to make a dull movie with copious nudity and all kinds of sex (straight, bi and gay), although French filmmakers Olivier Ducastel and Jacques Martineau manage to do so.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4 | Sep 9, 2005
This is a sophisticated adult treat in the French manner with an attractive and gifted cast and is essentially serious, yet often whimsical and always compassionate.
| Original Score: 4/5 | Sep 8, 2005
What's nice about Cote d'Azur -- besides the musical numbers that are completely insane -- is that something or someone is always jumping out of the bushes, and the film has such a patient understanding of who and what that might be.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/4 | Sep 8, 2005
As (yet another) homage to the fabled elasticity of French carnal mores, it's tiresomely coy.
Full Review | Sep 8, 2005
It's the filmmakers' gentle, humanistic affection for their dysfunctional clan that allows the film to moderately rise above its somewhat rote tale of Riviera bed-hopping.
| Original Score: 2.5/4 | Sep 8, 2005