Epic Movie Reviews
Epic Movie does improve on Date Movie, but that's like saying a broken arm is better than a broken leg. Both breaks are pretty painful.
| Nov 21, 2019
Raunchy blockbuster spoof is over the top, dumb.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Dec 14, 2010
It plays out like an overlong Comedy Central skit lurching for the next laugh without any remorse for the gross misfires in between.
| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Apr 23, 2009
Maybe these movies are popular, but it seems they just keep getting more inane with each variation on the theme.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Nov 20, 2008
A painful regurgitation of memorable moments from recent Hollywood blockbusters, the spoof film Epic Movie is almost entirely devoid of laughs.
Full Review | Jul 28, 2008
Sucks like a black hole.
| Jan 22, 2008
The parody is not a bad genre, as the early Zucker films showed us. It's just been put in the control of bad filmmakers.
| Jan 15, 2008
This one is a typical time-waster for teenagers or others with disposable income and underdeveloped taste.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5 | Sep 22, 2007
This movie is like a sneeze of bad jokes splattering its germs into the air we all breathe.
| Original Score: 1.5/5 | Jul 10, 2007
There's very little that's Epic about Epic Movie. While the film has plenty of fun, it's little more than a late-night comic sketch stretched to feature length.
| Original Score: 2/4 | Jul 3, 2007
Go rent Blazing Saddles instead.
| Original Score: 1.5/5 | Jun 25, 2007
...juvenile at best and flat-out lame at worst...
| Original Score: 2/4 | Jun 14, 2007
More a string of already-past-their-expiration-date gags based on big popcorn flicks than an actual film.
| Original Score: 1/4 | May 21, 2007
click to read review (though I have no idea why you'd want to)
| Original Score: 1/5 | Apr 18, 2007
Desperately unamusing comedy that lurches clumsily from one tedious spoof to the next, under the mistaken impression that just referencing a film is enough to get laughs.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Feb 22, 2007
The most excruciating, unfunny film you'll see this year... if not your entire lifetime.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Feb 17, 2007
Epic in its crapness.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Feb 17, 2007
Next to Epic Movie and Date Movie, the Scary Movies are French cuisine.
Full Review | Feb 13, 2007
...another perfect storm of not funny.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Feb 11, 2007
Friedberg and Seltzer's most staggering achievement is rendering "Epic Movie" free from laughs.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Feb 11, 2007