Ironclad Reviews
Ironclad is as weighed-down as it sounds.
| Original Score: C- | Jul 8, 2011
As a critic who complains about painless and brainless action movies, I hoist a glass of mead to the men and maidens of "Ironclad."
| Original Score: 3/4 | Jul 8, 2011
The loud, closely photographed limb-hacking becomes as monotonous as the movie's unrelentingly gray palette.
| Original Score: 2.5/5 | Jul 8, 2011
A gore-filled guilty pleasure...
| Original Score: 2.5/4 | Jul 8, 2011
The core fan base of this English sword battle drama will pay for the boundary-pushing blood and gore. Why bore them with things like plot and context and production values?
| Original Score: 2/4 | Jul 7, 2011
The action is cluttered and the story overly compressed, with a lot of yammering about who's aligned with whom and why (no wonder Mr. Giamatti's eyes keep rolling) in between the geysers of red.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5 | Jul 7, 2011
Through it all, Paul Giamatti spits bilious fury as a ruthless king with a mile-wide mean streak and an army of Danish mercenaries. What's not to like?
| Original Score: 2.5/4 | Jul 7, 2011
As history it's bunk; as inappropriate historical fiction, it's awfully close to comedy.
| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Jul 7, 2011
Unfortunately, a narrative needs characters as well as plot, and that's where Ironclad falls off its horse.
| Original Score: C+ | Jul 7, 2011
When they named 'em the Dark Ages, brother, they weren't kidding.
| Original Score: C | Jul 6, 2011
This bloody, messy action film devolves into a plain ol' bloody mess.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Jul 6, 2011
An utterly joyless exercise in blood and dirt.
| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Jul 5, 2011
While Ironclad captures the casual cruelty and flesh-and-bone violence of the 13th century, it fails to do the same in the more intimate material set in the downtime between assaults.
| Jul 5, 2011
Like most of Ridley Scott's medieval adventures, the film subscribes to such a stark good-versus-evil setup that it's devoid of any nuance or suspense.
| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Jul 3, 2011
It's a persuasive portrayal of a violent era and its harsh privations.
| Original Score: 3/5 | Apr 4, 2011
Medieval history lesson with lots of shattered bodies and splattered limbs.
| Mar 10, 2011
A topical history lesson in the form of a horror comic.
| Mar 7, 2011
Ironclad might be the perfect actioner for gorehound fanboys gaga for medieval trappings, but all others may find this British-American-German co-production a bit of a drag.
Full Review | Mar 5, 2011
Do you laugh or flinch at this sort of thing?
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5 | Mar 4, 2011
Historically accurate? It's not certain everyone involved is even on the same script.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Mar 3, 2011