Soul Survivors Reviews
A horror movie without horror, a spook pic without spookiness and a metaphysical drama without the slightest spiritual tug.
| Mar 27, 2009
We've been here before, and we'll be here again.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Dec 30, 2006
[A] dodo of suspense.
| Feb 9, 2006
It's a terrible punning title... Quite apart from being lame in itself, it actually helps to give away the correspondingly lame ending in this teen horror vehicle for Hollywood's newest, cutest young stars.
| Jan 22, 2002
Blatantly cannibalising every horror movie it can think of in the attempt to produce some patchwork Frankenstein's monster.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Jan 7, 2002
A toothless, fright-free journey into dullsville.
| Original Score: 0/5 | Oct 15, 2001
A cinematic oxymoron: the tasteful teensploitation pic.
| Original Score: C | Sep 14, 2001
The concept of the story is far more interesting than the finished product, which is standard fare at best.
Full Review | Sep 13, 2001
Survivors is a truly awful mix of bad direction, nonsensical story line and dialogue that appears to have been made up on the spot.
| Original Score: 0/4 | Sep 10, 2001
It's a real struggle to survive Soul Survivors to the finish.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Sep 10, 2001
For an exploitation flick, Soul Survivors also is woefully slow.
| Sep 10, 2001
Soul Survivors is such a numbingly opaque and enervating movie experience that even Jeepers Creepers seems poetic and luminous by comparison.
| Original Score: 1/4 | Sep 10, 2001
Soul Survivors wants to be like a bad dream and it succeeds. Unfortunately, bad in this case doesn't mean scary and surreal. It means boring and confused.
| Sep 10, 2001
A sentimental story of little suspense and scant terror.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Sep 10, 2001
The film is a dog. It's tepid and clumsy, and entirely derivative.
| Sep 7, 2001