'Tango & Cash' turns 25 years old next month, which means if it were a person, it'd be right around the right age to start realizing what a stupid movie 'Tango & Cash' is.

| Jun 7, 2016

The jokes seem lame and the rivalry fraudulent, as the two boys play with their big guns.

| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Jun 11, 2014

The film looks like the sort of queasy fever dream that might be produced by sitting through an entire Orson Welles film festival while eating pepperoni pizzas.

| Original Score: 2/4 | Jun 11, 2014

Both men think that the best way to deliver the right to remain silent to the usual suspects is via a right hook.

| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Jun 11, 2014

Tango and Cash is a waste of talent and energy on all levels: unworthy of Konchalovsky, unworthy also of Stallone, Russell and every superior technical credit on the film.

| Jun 11, 2014

The ostensible humor here is of the macho one-liner variety, and much of it falls flat.

| Original Score: 2/4 | Jun 11, 2014

Stallone and Russell play well off each other, and with Palance lurking in the background, this buddy-breakout never loses its way.

| Original Score: 3/5 | May 6, 2008

A mindless buddy cop pic, loaded with nonstop action that's played mostly for laughs and delivers too few of them.

| May 6, 2008

What makes this shoot-'em-up nonsense surprisingly watchable is Randy Feldman's rapid-fire dialogue, which constantly undercuts the macho posturings while parodying Stallone's screen image.

| Feb 9, 2006

For all practical purposes, there is no plot.

| May 20, 2003

More like My Beautiful Laundrette in the closet than it is a bad ripoff of Lethal Weapon.

| Jan 1, 2000