Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III Reviews
This installation fails to capitalize on the charm of these characters, the plot is unintelligible and there are no jokes.
| Original Score: 1/4 | Jan 11, 2023
The movie takes an excessively long time to cover short narrative ground, and the plot is muddled enough to confuse the target audience.
| Original Score: 2/4 | Aug 17, 2021
Ninja turtles travel to ancient Japan; some mild peril.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Apr 16, 2019
A little surprisingly, director-writer Stuart Gillard rises to the occasion with an often elegant film.
| Jun 4, 2018
Rinky-dink production values, and sheer mindlessness and creative bankruptcy.
| Original Score: 4/10 | Aug 14, 2014
Less amateurish than the 1990 original, less embarrassing than the 1991 sequel (with its mind-boggling Vanilla Ice ninja-rap number), this may be the easiest installment in the series for parents to sit through.
| Original Score: 2/4 | Aug 6, 2014
Really stupid.
| Original Score: 2/4 | Aug 6, 2014
Writer/director Stuart Gillard tries to inject some life into the project by including some tongue-in-cheek scenes in 17th-century Japan, but it quickly degenerates into half-hearted cartoonish action.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Aug 6, 2014
These fighting-intensive movies, a glorification of hurtful action, are strictly for children. While the corpse count is low, the mimicking turtles stand for nothing more important than the employment of physical force.
| Aug 6, 2014
The comic book and animated incarnations of the Turtles remain far funnier and more inventive.
| Aug 6, 2014
The oversized terrapins are characteristically flip as they backflip through an unnecessarily muddled plot.
| Original Score: 2/4 | Aug 6, 2014
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series comes to a close with an installment that ultimately falls right in line with its subpar predecessors...
| Original Score: 1.5/4 | May 3, 2011
This third film is easily the weakest of the bunch, but I can't say it's terrible.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Sep 21, 2010
A decided case of diminishing returns.
Full Review | Jul 23, 2009
If the time-travel gimmick has to be employed twice in a row then it's probably best to banish these characters to a retirement sewer.
| Original Score: 2/4 | May 18, 2008
The wisecracks have been cut back, and where once the Ninjas' dude-speak was original (influencing, for example, Wayne's World) it's now merely imitative.
| Jun 24, 2006
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5 | Aug 16, 2005
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Aug 21, 2003
Terrible conclusion of the trilogy. The first two were great comic/cartoon adaptations. But back in time? What the hell is that about?
Full Review | Original Score: 0/5 | Jul 14, 2003
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Jun 17, 2003