The title describes the sound that you should make in your car, or on foot, or on mule, heading away from any cinema showing this film.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Mar 3, 2007

... this fizzled action flick lacks the wit, style and substance of so many better efforts ...

| Dec 30, 2006

... a copycat kids' flick that raises smiles but no laughs.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Dec 30, 2006

This comedy drags its feet, while the sappy sweetness will make you wince.

| Original Score: 0.5/5 | Aug 26, 2006

The kids are cute, Allen is affable and charming, and Chevy Chase shows flashes of his old brilliance, but mostly it's a little kid movie with bad CGI effects and nary a moment of real jeopardy or emotion.

| Original Score: 2.5/5 | Aug 19, 2006

In a feat of dullness quite powerful in its own way, this lifeless family comedy sucks the joy from every joke it touches; X-Men's Rogue would be envious.

| Original Score: D | Aug 18, 2006

A cheap, ugly, forgettable footnote to the seemingly endless superhero boom.

| Original Score: C- | Aug 17, 2006

Zoom is another one of those endearingly cheap, twice-annual Tim Allen movies that seem to be forever playing on airplanes. (Next up is Santa Clause 3.)

| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Aug 16, 2006

Zoom is a movie that you've probably seen several times already.

| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Aug 16, 2006

Family-friendly premise notwithstanding, this seemingly innocuous fare scarcely hides the contempt most studio executives must harbor for their audiences.

| Original Score: 1/4 | Aug 14, 2006

Too infantile for tweens and too stagnant for tots, Zoom bleeds boredom from every frame.

| Aug 14, 2006

Your ability to tolerate this movie depends on how much music from the band Smashmouth you can stand.

| Original Score: 1/4 | Aug 12, 2006

Shabbily filmed and resolutely unfunny.

| Original Score: 1/4 | Aug 12, 2006

Cox falls down three times, Allen belches and Chase gets covered with buckets of green snot. Scenes keep ending on non-jokes like this exchange: 'No way!' 'Way!'

| Original Score: 0.5/4 | Aug 12, 2006

Frankly, this would have been a perfect candidate for the straight-to-DVD shelf. But the young stars are appealing, and at this point in his career, Allen could carry a family film with one hand tied behind his back.

| Original Score: 2/4 | Aug 12, 2006

The under-achieving Zoom resembles nothing so much as as a subpar episode of a failed Disney Channel teleseries.

Full Review | Aug 12, 2006

The director of Zoom is Peter Hewitt, who also directed Garfield. Nothing more to say about that.

| Original Score: 1/4 | Aug 12, 2006

A crashing, thudding dullness infects every moment of Zoom.

Full Review | Aug 12, 2006

It has plenty of energy and visual effects but not a single original idea in its spandex-clad head.

| Aug 12, 2006

If Tim Allen really was a superhero, his name would be Blandman. His power: turn even the most innocuous kiddie movie into something nearly unwatchable.

| Original Score: 1/4 | Aug 12, 2006