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Alex Sandell

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Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla (1994) 57% 3/5 “It's a guy in a monster suit. Gotta love it!” – Juicy Cerebellum May 22, 2019 Full Review The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (2011) 86% 8/10 “David Fincher never lets his movie devolve into a petty revenge fantasy. The filmmaker clearly got the novel and, consequently, gets the most out of the novel. Girl with the Dragon Tattoo is just what the fans were demanding.” – Juicy Cerebellum Jan 15, 2012 Full Review The Artist (2011) 95% 9/10 “In a strange way, it's not unlike The Matrix -- only this time the red pill transports you into the futuristic world of sound, rather than a cynical world of two increasingly abysmal sequels.” – Juicy Cerebellum Jan 15, 2012 Full Review Drag Me to Hell (2009) 92% 7/10 “Drag Me to Hell's PG-13 rating holds [Raimi] back from the all-out, blood-spraying gonzo insanity he reached with Evil Dead, but he still gets away with a surprising amount of gross-out gags.” – Juicy Cerebellum Jan 15, 2012 Full Review Babel (2006) 68% 2/10 “Rubbish so pretentious it would make the folks behind Crash begin to blush.” – Juicy Cerebellum Jan 31, 2007 Full Review Pan's Labyrinth (2006) 95% 9/10 “A dark fairy tale that only Guillermo del Toro could bring to life. The screenwriter/director can do no wrong.” – Juicy Cerebellum Jan 28, 2007 Full Review The Queen (2006) 97% 7/10 “You can't help but be taken by Mirren's faultless performance. Entranced by her every nuance. In awe of her very artistry as an actress.” – Juicy Cerebellum Jan 26, 2007 Full Review Rocky Balboa (2006) 78% 5/10 “A nostalgic rush-job filmed for a quick buck.” – Juicy Cerebellum Jan 25, 2007 Full Review Dreamgirls (2006) 79% 4/10 “A poorly written film with poorly written songs and almost no character development.” – Juicy Cerebellum Jan 24, 2007 Full Review Letters From Iwo Jima (2006) 91% 10/10 “Letters from Iwo Jima takes no sides, takes no prisoners and will hopefully take home a handful of Oscars.” – Juicy Cerebellum Jan 24, 2007 Full Review Saw III (2006) 29% 7/10 “Makes the first two look about as intimidating as a child's six piece jigsaw puzzle. This is for the hardcore horror fan and for the hardcore horror fan only.” – Juicy Cerebellum Oct 27, 2006 Full Review The Departed (2006) 91% 9/10 “Martin Scorsese must have missed the memo stating that Hollywood movies were being dumbed down for mass audiences. The director has created one of the best films of the year, guaranteed to keep audiences on their toes.” – Juicy Cerebellum Oct 8, 2006 Full Review The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006) 15% 7/10 “The most brutal Massacre since the 1974 original.” – Juicy Cerebellum Oct 6, 2006 Full Review World Trade Center (2006) 66% 4/10 “There's been talk of World Trade Center bringing people to tears. After seeing the film, it's hard to believe that they're not tears of boredom.” – Juicy Cerebellum Aug 8, 2006 Full Review The Descent (2005) 87% 8/10 “One of the scariest horror movies of the past 20 years. Would do Wes Craven, George A. Romero and James Whale proud.” – Juicy Cerebellum Aug 2, 2006 Full Review Miami Vice (2006) 47% 1/10 “Michael Mann must have mistaken neon lights, awkward sex scenes and bad pop songs for a good movie.” – Juicy Cerebellum Jul 27, 2006 Full Review The Ant Bully (2006) 61% 3/10 “With Monster House already being presented in 3-D at theaters worldwide, there isn't a single reason to recommend The Ant Bully.” – Juicy Cerebellum Jul 27, 2006 Full Review Scoop (2006) 41% 8/10 “The key to the film's success is the pairing of [Scarlett] Johansson and [Woody] Allen as ham-handed investigative journalists. Johansson brings out the funny in Allen like nobody since Diane Keaton.” – Juicy Cerebellum Jul 26, 2006 Full Review Monster House (2006) 74% 9/10 “Don't let this one pass you by on the big-screen. It's movie magic. The kind many of us thought died many summers ago.” – Juicy Cerebellum Jul 23, 2006 Full Review My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006) 40% 3/10 “About as far from 'super' as a comedy can get.” – Juicy Cerebellum Jul 20, 2006 Full Review Lady in the Water (2006) 25% 6/10 “The critic in me wants to boo and hiss and cry in disappointment. The 5-year-old in me wants to stand up and applaud.” – Juicy Cerebellum Jul 19, 2006 Full Review Silent Hill (2006) 32% 8/10 “No matter how you interpret the film, it's nearly impossible to deny what a beautiful work of art it is.” – Juicy Cerebellum May 5, 2006 Full Review Eight Below (2006) 73% 8/10 “It's lucky for human actors that canines can't win Academy Awards, because, if they could, the dogs in Eight Below would sweep next year's Oscars.” – Juicy Cerebellum Feb 5, 2006 Full Review Capote (2005) 89% 8/10 “Capote is the movie that will make Philip Seymour Hoffman a star, while posthumously turning the man it was named after into a monster.” – Juicy Cerebellum Jan 16, 2006 Full Review Mrs. Henderson Presents (2005) 68% 6/10 “The movie is a reminder of how important art -- more especially controversial art -- can be in a time of war.” – Juicy Cerebellum Jan 15, 2006 Full Review
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