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Alexander Joenks

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The Amateur (2025) 60% “The Amateur has ample talent and budget to be a decent movie if it had at any point decided to be anything but exactly what it is. ” – Pajiba Apr 15, 2025 Full Review Mickey 17 (2025) 77% “It’s not as clever as it thinks it is. It’s less dark and more exhaustingly depressing than anything. And it certainly doesn’t succeed as a comedy.” – Pajiba Mar 9, 2025 Full Review Dune: Part Two (2024) 92% “It builds on what worked in the first film, and firmly establishes that it has been constructed out of not only an affection for the source material, but also a profound understanding of the tragedy at the heart of Herbert’s work. ” – Pajiba Mar 4, 2024 Full Review Deliver Us From Evil (2014) 30% “Deliver us from Evil is quite a good horror movie, though it falls short of anything like greatness. It has a fantastic cast anchored by the aforementioned Bana and Joel McHale, and features some truly grotesque imagery and tense situations. ” – Pajiba Oct 18, 2023 Full Review The Matrix Resurrections (2021) 63% “Don't get me wrong: if you loved The Matrix, you should absolutely see this. But ultimately the movie ends in no different a place than the first movie did 20 years ago.” – Pajiba Dec 30, 2021 Full Review Dune (2021) 83% “It's masterful in visuals, in acting, in building a world that I want to see a dozen more hours of on my screen. But the irony is that as good as it is, it's doomed by the fundamental unfilmablity of the novel.” – Pajiba Oct 28, 2021 Full Review Needle in a Timestack (2021) 38% “Save your money, and watch something intelligent and rational like Bill and Ted.” – Pajiba Oct 21, 2021 Full Review Survive the Game (2021) 14% “I am trying to convey that I think this movie was literally shot by high school kids over a couple weeks of summer vacation on their phones. With none of the charm and joy that implies.” – Pajiba Oct 21, 2021 Full Review Copshop (2021) 83% “Copshop is a fantastic, entertaining-as-hell action movie. Definitely watch it if you can.” – Pajiba Oct 12, 2021 Full Review America: The Motion Picture (2021) 34% “America: The Motion Picture is the worst movie I've watched this year.” – Pajiba Jul 7, 2021 Full Review The Tomorrow War (2021) 52% “That odd obsessive harping on its own inconsistencies convinces me that at some point in the process this script was way better than what actually made it onto the screen.” – Pajiba Jul 7, 2021 Full Review Oxygen (2021) 90% “It's a film that succeeds at being more than the sum of its parts by intertwining a story of life finding a way with whispers of a ship of Theseus.” – Pajiba May 29, 2021 Full Review Stowaway (2021) 76% “I mean was Jigsaw running Mission Control?” – Pajiba Apr 30, 2021 Full Review Cosmic Sin (2021) 6% “I honestly urge you to light six dollars on fire rather than spend it on streaming this movie.” – Pajiba Mar 16, 2021 Full Review Outside the Wire (2021) 37% “As an actual professor of Eastern European politics, I literally have no idea what parts of the movie are honest ignorance versus ironic ignorance.” – Pajiba Jan 29, 2021 Full Review Useless Humans (2020) 40% “It feels less like a small independent movie and more like something cobbled together at the last minute for a student film project.” – Pajiba Jul 18, 2020 Full Review Freaks (2018) 88% “Freaks, as I've told you repeatedly, is a very good sci-fi movie.” – Pajiba Apr 5, 2020 Full Review Dolittle (2020) 15% “This movie is an abominable black hole of creativity and talent that should never have been made.” – Pajiba Jan 20, 2020 Full Review Underwater (2020) 48% “Next time I hope Cthulhu wins.” – Pajiba Jan 14, 2020 Full Review The Current War: Director's Cut (2019) 61% “The movie has no idea what it wants to be.” – Pajiba Oct 28, 2019 Full Review Gemini Man (2019) 27% “Just go rewatch the Coors Light twins commercial if you need a clone fix. It has more depth and pathos than this mess.” – Pajiba Oct 14, 2019 Full Review Downton Abbey (2019) 84% “The movie continues the show's inexplicable ability to be charmingly idiotically entertaining despite the writing, the plot, the setting, the anachronisms, and literally everything about it except for the acting.” – Pajiba Sep 24, 2019 Full Review Stuber (2019) 43% “Stuber is a stubendously stubid movie.” – Pajiba Jul 13, 2019 Full Review Annabelle Comes Home (2019) 64% “Characters who don't make choices, who don't evolve over the course of a story, are just background props. They might as well just be dolls in glass cases.” – Pajiba Jun 30, 2019 Full Review The Prodigy (2019) 44% “I'm not sure how 90 minutes can seem like six hours, but this film accomplished that feat” – Pajiba Feb 12, 2019 Full Review
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