You, Me and Dupree (2006)
20%
2/5
“You, Me And Dupree is a film that is almost instantly forgettable. Even now, a few hours after watching it, I'm struggling to remember character names...” –
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Apr 22, 2020
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Gemini Man (2019)
27%
D+
“What's truly baffling is why a movie boasting such impressive visuals would be sold so short by a story that feels like something Steven Seagal would have passed on in 1998.” –
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Nov 2, 2019
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Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)
70%
C+
“Dark Fate manages to scrape an above average grade by clinging closely to the Terminator tropes with the kind of white-knuckled death grip that only three failed sequels can inspire.” –
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Nov 2, 2019
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Rocketman (2019)
89%
C+
“Rocketman feels precisely as cynical as Elton's mawkish John Lewis advert: an extension of the same endless, needless and unremarkable one-man marketing campaign.” –
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May 21, 2019
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Booksmart (2019)
96%
B+
“Booksmart has a cock-sure strut - it's a film that's big on confidence, thicc with swagger and it hums with the virility of youth” –
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May 6, 2019
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Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
97%
A
“Funnier than Spider-Man: Homecoming and more exciting than Avengers, Into The Spider-Verse is the most perfect embodiment of Spider-Man to date - Stan Lee would be proud.” –
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Nov 30, 2018
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Halloween (2018)
79%
D
“Halloween (2018) is hollow and joyless, like a sad old pumpkin left out to rot” –
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Oct 11, 2018
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First Man (2018)
87%
A-
“Telling the movie through the eyes of Armstrong is a mission in itself; to paraphrase JFK, it's a choice to tell a story not because it is easy, but because it is hard.” –
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Sep 30, 2018
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The House With a Clock in Its Walls (2018)
65%
C+
“It ticks all the boxes but it feels more like a respectful imitation of an Amblin movie as opposed to one that truly embodies its spirit.” –
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Sep 19, 2018
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Christopher Robin (2018)
73%
C+
“Jim Cummings brings the bear of little brain to life, and the heart cannot help but flutter in his presence.” –
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Aug 14, 2018
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Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018)
98%
5/5
“It's the most effective execution of the Mission: Impossible formula so far - a heady mix of humour, action and adventure, distilled to its purest form.” –
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Jul 13, 2018
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The First Purge (2018)
55%
3/5
“If you were hoping for some real insight into what could make a bent and broken nation finally snap, you won't find it here.” –
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Jul 11, 2018
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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
47%
2/5
“[Director J.A.] Bayona does some wonderful things with light, dark and shadow... but otherwise the attempt to shoehorn dinosaurs into a haunted house monster movie is an ill fit.” –
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Jun 18, 2018
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Journeyman (2017)
85%
4/5
“It's a straightforward story but familiar beats are delivered with hammer blows, courtesy of a staggering central performance from Considine that'll leave you in a daze.” –
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Mar 28, 2018
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Mom and Dad (2017)
74%
3/5
“Movies that burn through this much bluster usually struggle to sustain interest, but Mom & Dad is just practicing what it preaches: at 83 minutes long, it dies before it gets old.” –
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Feb 28, 2018
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I, Tonya (2017)
90%
3/5
“Characters skate around the truth with almost as much dexterity as they do the ice rink” –
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Feb 25, 2018
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Black Panther (2018)
96%
4/5
“Soundtracked by an authentic score, the movie has an electric rhythmicality; every scene bounces as if dancing to the beat of its own drum.” –
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Feb 9, 2018
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The Five-Year Engagement (2012)
64%
3/5
“One of those romantic comedies that spends too much time unnecessarily creating drama for its characters.” –
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Feb 6, 2018
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The Raid: Redemption (2011)
87%
4/5
“The Raid is a martial arts movie of such ferocious pace, you'll swear you're watching it on the wrong speed. A shaken-up energy drink of a movie, once unleashed it fizzes out of the can, leaving you adrenalized - and sticky.” –
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Feb 6, 2018
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Ted (2012)
69%
3/5
“Like Family Guy, Ted's obsession with fame, celebrity and brainless sight gags means it's content being merely funny now but forgettable in the long term.” –
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Feb 6, 2018
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American Reunion (2012)
45%
3/5
“American Pie: Reunion does exactly what's expected of it, no more, no less - it's less a fresh slice of pie and more of a re-bake.” –
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Feb 6, 2018
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Hesher (2010)
55%
4/5
“Perhaps more interesting than outright entertaining, Hesher is something of an acquired taste.” –
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Feb 6, 2018
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John Carter (2012)
52%
1/5
“It's such a soul-sucking, humourless mess of technobabble and gobble-de-gook, I'm pretty sure sitting through it made me a Scientologist or something.” –
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Feb 6, 2018
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Justice League (2017)
39%
2/5
“It wasn't evil aliens that defeated the Justice League: it was facial hair.” –
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Nov 20, 2017
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Molly's Game (2017)
82%
3/5
“Smart, slick and - thanks to a towering Jessica Chastain performance - more than a bit sexy” –
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Nov 4, 2017
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