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Annalee Newitz

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Priest (2011) 15% “Even with hives of cool-looking vampires, cowboys on motorcycles, and ninja priests, there are some stories that are just too dumb to live.” – io9.com May 26, 2018 Full Review Conan the Barbarian (2011) 25% “Here's the thing about this version of Conan. Even if you're regretfully sober when you venture into the theater, it is imminently forgettable.” – io9.com May 26, 2018 Full Review Bound by Flesh (2012) 93% “The other aspect of Bound by Flesh that works so well is its compassionate portrait of two women who were, briefly, famous for their beauty despite their unconventional bodies.” – io9.com May 26, 2018 Full Review Men, Women & Children (2014) 33% “Moving and intense, Men, Women, and Children manages to make us confront uncomfortable realities about ourselves, while also reassuring us that we can also be good people.” – io9.com May 26, 2018 Full Review The Zero Theorem (2013) 50% “It's a compelling vision, but the movie never quite lives up to its own designs.” – io9.com May 25, 2018 Full Review Dream House (2011) 7% “Even good actors in sexy clothes can't make this movie compelling.” – io9.com May 25, 2018 Full Review Apollo 18 (2011) 24% “It's a fun, clever thought experiment, but not one that's going to leave you shivering late at night the way a good horror film should.” – io9.com May 25, 2018 Full Review Daybreakers (2009) 69% “Packs a punch on so many fronts - original story ideas, creatively gross fight scenes, acting that's hammy in a fun way - that you'll leave the theater feeling soundly entertained.” – io9.com May 25, 2018 Full Review The House of the Devil (2009) 85% “Satanism never gets old.” – io9.com May 25, 2018 Full Review Love in Space (2011) 63% “It's the perfect goofy romance if you need a night off from zombies and tense space battles.” – io9.com May 25, 2018 Full Review The Wolfman (2010) 32% “All over the place and bland at the same time.” – io9.com May 25, 2018 Full Review The Darkest Hour (2011) 12% “[It's] like a bad holiday fruitcake that somebody tried to spruce up with a zillion lumps of neon-colored, soggy jellybean guts.” – io9.com May 25, 2018 Full Review 300: Rise of an Empire (2014) 45% “Producer/writer Zack Snyder has recreated the depth of King Lear, only elevated to the sophisticated level of a YouTube comment thread.” – io9.com May 25, 2018 Full Review The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012) 64% “It also has one thing that Lord of the Rings never did: A story that is human-scale, even if it's about hobbits and dwarves.” – io9.com May 25, 2018 Full Review The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) 46% “Eclipse is a movie about rejecting adulthood, not just as a person but also as a culture. It's about never crossing boundaries, never leaving home.” – io9.com May 25, 2018 Full Review Antiviral (2012) 65% “This is a movie that's packed with sexy metaphors. But it's missing the emotional connective tissue required to hold them all together.” – io9.com May 25, 2018 Full Review Ghost Rider (2007) 28% “This movie is stupid in the best possible way. I cheered all the way through - my shrieks of glee echoing off the walls.” – Wired May 25, 2018 Full Review Let Me In (2010) 88% “[Let Me In] won't make you jump out of your seat in fear, but it will leave you with a lasting impression of what it feels like to become so unhinged that a life of murder is better than anything else.” – io9.com May 24, 2018 Full Review Blood: The Last Vampire (2008) 23% “Blood is a nice antidote to your Twilight blues. No shiny vampires here, and all the girls have traded their mopey diaries for samurai swords.” – io9.com May 24, 2018 Full Review The Box (2009) 42% “Kelly is at his best when he's making mind-melting science fiction with allegorical underpinnings, but unfortunately The Box is more like a morality play with a few science fiction characters hanging around in the background.” – io9.com May 24, 2018 Full Review Sinister (2012) 64% “[Sinister] surprises you, and in the process allows you to see the movie from a new perspective.” – io9.com May 24, 2018 Full Review This Is the End (2013) 82% “I can't even tell you. Just see it.” – io9.com May 24, 2018 Full Review The Book of Eli (2010) 47% “Book of Eli manages to follow the basic plot of Zardoz, while completely draining away all the meaning and coherence of the original.” – io9.com May 24, 2018 Full Review I, Frankenstein (2014) 5% “So jump on the back of the nearest flying Gargoyle and float to your local movie theater - hopefully at midnight - to enjoy the most irresistible techno-goth, emo-monster extravaganza that's come out in quite a while.” – io9.com May 23, 2018 Full Review Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011) 82% “Rise of the Planet of the Apes is one of those rare films that, like its ape protagonist, comes from humble stock but manages to exceed expectations profoundly.” – io9.com May 23, 2018 Full Review
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