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Brian Juergens

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Biography:

A critic for horror site Bloody-Disgusting.com, general film site Freezedriedmovies.com, gay horror site Campblood.org, and columnist for women's horror site Pretty-scary.net, Brian has his hands in all sorts of pies, most of them bloody. A filmmaker, writer, and mediaphile, Brian loves films of all sorts, unless they're bad. He lives in NYC.

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New York City

Official Website:

http://freezedriedmovies.com

Reviews

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The D Train (2015) 54% 6/10 “The frank execution of the film's surprisingly bold premise is just enough to outweigh the fact that it's not funny enough as a comedy and too unfocused as a drama.” – The Backlot May 8, 2015 Full Review Fifty Shades of Grey (2015) 25% 4/10 “For a movie that traffics in the promise of sexual adventure, it's founded upon a woefully conservative narrative.” – The Backlot Feb 12, 2015 Full Review The Imitation Game (2014) 90% 6/10 “An entertaining thriller, but a miscalculated biopic.” – The Backlot Dec 1, 2014 Full Review The Boxtrolls (2014) 78% 7/10 “Laika's simplest story to date, a lean bedtime story dressed up to the nines in their trademark swooping, spiraling visual wizardry.” – The Backlot Sep 26, 2014 Full Review Pride (2014) 93% 8/10 “By living by the tenets of its characters the film overcomes any genre trappings, delivering a resounding and irresistible call to action.” – The Backlot Sep 22, 2014 Full Review A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014) 33% 5/10 “Tumbleweeds literally blow between the laughs of this lackluster comedy.” – The Backlot May 30, 2014 Full Review Neighbors (2014) 72% 7/10 “This frat comedy is just as profane and fluid-filled as the great popped-collar romps of yore; the absence of queasiness about affection between men makes it decidedly modern.” – The Backlot May 9, 2014 Full Review Stage Fright (2014) 37% “If you check out Stage Fright looking for a fun, smart mashup of Glee and Scream, you'll likely be slayed by its charm.” – The Backlot Apr 28, 2014 Full Review Dallas Buyers Club (2013) 92% 8/10 “Though a spotty second half reveals its limitations, this story of one man's crusade against the virus soars thanks to the stellar performances of its two leads.” – AfterElton.com Dec 4, 2013 Full Review Philomena (2013) 91% 8/10 “An amiable and quietly infuriating true-life drama cut from the same durable cloth as its exceptional central character.” – AfterElton.com Nov 23, 2013 Full Review GBF (2013) 80% 7/10 “A smart and frothy teen farce for anyone who has ever felt that the flag they've been waving has wrapped itself around their throat and is cutting off their air supply.” – AfterElton.com Nov 23, 2013 Full Review Gravity (2013) 96% 9/10 “A gonzo, gorgeous, brilliantly executed nightmare of a film.” – AfterElton.com Oct 4, 2013 Full Review Don Jon (2013) 80% 8/10 “Gordon-Levitt has delivered a lively, timely, and decidedly adult look at love and sex that is both uncommonly mature for a first-time director and very fresh.” – AfterElton.com Sep 30, 2013 Full Review The Happy Sad (2013) 71% 7/10 “It may have the trappings of your everyday NYC indie, but it stands apart for exploring love and lust in a world where sexuality and race aren't the sources of the drama.” – AfterElton.com Aug 16, 2013 Full Review The Canyons (2013) 21% 2/10 “This dud is too busy pointing fingers at the people it thinks are ruining Hollywood to realize that the dream factory goes down one bad movie at a time - including this one.” – AfterElton.com Aug 2, 2013 Full Review The Conjuring (2013) 86% 8/10 “It never met a haunted house cliche it didn't like, but Wan mercilessly piles on the uncanny events, gradually escalating the pitch from creepy to freaky to utterly bananas.” – AfterElton.com Jul 18, 2013 Full Review Pacific Rim (2013) 72% 7/10 “By no means a jaegerbomb, but not the TKO some of us may have expected from our beloved visionary. Adjust expectations and enjoy the big, dumb brawl.” – AfterElton.com Jul 12, 2013 Full Review Laurence Anyways (2012) 84% 9/10 “This frequently brilliant epic does more than make us understand the challenges faced by trans people and those who love them - it makes us feel those challenges ourselves.” – AfterElton.com Jun 28, 2013 Full Review Call Me Kuchu (2012) 98% 8/10 “A heartbreaking portrait, a brutal wake-up call and a testament to how the actions of a few brave souls can create change.” – AfterElton.com Jun 14, 2013 Full Review Man of Steel (2013) 57% 7/10 “Part Superman, part Superman II, part Thor and part Dieux du Stade calendar shoot” – AfterElton.com Jun 13, 2013 Full Review The Great Gatsby (2013) 48% 4/10 “A bug-eyed, elbows-akimbo art deco migraine that gives one the horrifying sensation of being trapped at a theme party thrown on a cruise ship.” – AfterElton.com May 9, 2013 Full Review Evil Dead (2013) 63% 8/10 “The most fun I've had all year trying not to vomit.” – CampBlood.org Apr 2, 2013 Full Review Jack the Giant Slayer (2013) 52% 6/10 “While it's no classic, casual fans of well-staged action, decently-rendered CGI, and stature-indiscriminate sausage parties might want to check it out.” – AfterElton.com Mar 1, 2013 Full Review Mama (2013) 63% 7/10 “At long last, Vicki Lawrence is robbed of her title of Most Terrifying Mama - though it stumbles in its final scenes, this slow-burn creepfest offers a few fresh scares.” – CampBlood.org Jan 17, 2013 Full Review The Guilt Trip (2012) 36% 5/10 “While doting mothers may go for its gentle, corny brand of apron string S&M, there's not much there for the rest of us to enjoy.” – AfterElton.com Dec 19, 2012 Full Review
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