Dawn Taylor
Dawn Taylor's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer® when published at Tomatometer-approved publication(s).
Biography:
Dawn reviewed her first film, "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang," at age 9, pronouncing it "not without charm, but such a deviation from the book that only hardcore Dick Van Dyke lovers will succumb to it's treacly charms." She has continued to take a similarly jaundiced view of popular movies ever since.
Her hobbies include cooking and eating food, collecting disturbing toys, and mocking others. Her husband is very understanding of her quirks, but her cat is not. The dog is oblivious.
Dawn's favorite holiday is Halloween (it's also her wedding anniversary) and she's fond of the scent of lavender. Her lucky number is five.
Favorites:
Despite my sardonic nature, my favorites are far too numerous to list. First to come to mind are "Chinatown," "A Fish Called Wanda," the original "Cape Fear," "Taxi Driver," and the Evil Dead films. I also have an inexplicable, perverse love for the movie "Tombstone."
Location:
Portland, OR -- home of Stark's Vacuum Cleaner Museum
Official Website:
http://www.portlandtribune.com
Robin Hood (2010)
43%
“It's a little like making a Johnny Appleseed movie, but having him plant peach trees instead because peaches tested better with the 15-to-27 demographic.” –
Cinematical
May 14, 2010
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Furry Vengeance (2010)
8%
“Sometimes, movies of this nature are quite funny -- Gore Verbinski's Mouse Hunt comes to mind -- but usually they are not. This one isn't.” –
Cinematical
Apr 30, 2010
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The Losers (2010)
47%
1/5
“It's not only stupidly written, it's shot like [director Sylvain] White walked away and handed the reins to a brain-damaged orangatan.” –
eFilmCritic.com
Apr 23, 2010
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Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
64%
“There's a fair amount of genuine retro fun to be had here.” –
Cinematical
Mar 26, 2010
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The Work of Director Michel Gondry (2003)
100%
4/5
“[Gondry's] ingenuity and technical acumen raise these works from mere promotional tools to cinematic art.” –
DVDJournal.com
Jan 21, 2010
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Michael Jackson's This Is It (2009)
81%
B-
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Movies.com
Oct 28, 2009
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Amelia (2009)
19%
C-
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Movies.com
Oct 23, 2009
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Law Abiding Citizen (2009)
26%
2.5/5
“Butler's character starts murdering people simply to get them out of his way so that his diabolically exact and completely preposterous plan can fully bloom.” –
Movies.com
Oct 16, 2009
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Whip It (2009)
86%
B
“Juliette Lewis and her crazy eyes pretty much make any movie better.” –
Movies.com
Oct 2, 2009
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Love Happens (2009)
16%
C-
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Movies.com
Sep 18, 2009
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The Proposal (2009)
45%
“The acting is decent, the writing competent, and the DP kept everything in focus most of the time. This may seem like faint praise, but given the state of the modern American rom-com, that places it head-and-shoulders above most of the genre.” –
Cinema Sideshow
Aug 26, 2009
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Shorts (2009)
46%
C+
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Movies.com
Aug 21, 2009
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A Perfect Getaway (2009)
62%
B
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Movies.com
Aug 7, 2009
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The Collector (2009)
29%
D+
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Movies.com
Jul 31, 2009
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Funny People (2009)
69%
4/5
“This is the most adult, sophisticated, smartly funny film Apatow's made yet.” –
Movies.com
Jul 31, 2009
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G-Force (2009)
21%
C+
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Movies.com
Jul 24, 2009
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Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009)
46%
B-
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Movies.com
Jul 1, 2009
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Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)
24%
“Yeah, there's the scene with the zombie dogs, but most of the film involves scientists sitting around a big table talking about what they plan to do next.” –
FADPOV.com
Sep 24, 2007
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The Brave One (2007)
43%
3/5
“(Since) most ticket-buyers will fail to see beyond the gun violence to the more human story, The Brave One is simply a competent failure by a very good director.” –
eFilmCritic.com
Sep 14, 2007
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Transformers (2007)
57%
1/5
“Considering that the whole movie is being sold as nothing more than a CGI version of Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots, one kind of expects there to be more rockin' and sockin' and less funny business with Optimus Prime destroying Mom's flower bed.” –
eFilmCritic.com
Jul 3, 2007
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Lucky You (2007)
28%
2/5
“Hanson's an excellent director, and there are swaths of "Lucky You" that are admittedly very well executed. But without a main character to root for, a believable romance or any reason to give a crap about the story, the whole thing just rolls over on its” –
eFilmCritic.com
May 4, 2007
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The Prisoner of Zenda (1937)
100%
3.5/5
“Hope's tale of identical cousins, treachery, and adventure touches something in the cultural consciousness in the same manner as Shakespeare's plays.” –
DVDJournal.com
Apr 10, 2007
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The Naked City (1948)
86%
4/5
“... a seminal work that's not to be missed.” –
DVDJournal.com
Apr 10, 2007
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Fast Food Nation (2006)
49%
2/5
“Linklater's Fast Food movie covers all of Schlosser's bases, but is surprisingly anemic in its execution.” –
DVDJournal.com
Apr 10, 2007
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You, Me and Dupree (2006)
20%
“The slow decline of Owen Wilson's career continues with this pedestrian sitcom-on-celluloid.” –
Portland Tribune
Apr 10, 2007
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