Elliott Noble
Elliott Noble's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer® when published at Tomatometer-approved publication(s).
The Holiday (2006)
51%
2/5
“Grindingly predictable and sickeningly convenient, it's as false as a plastic tree.” –
Sky Cinema
Apr 2, 2019
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American Dreamz (2006)
39%
4/5
“Both delights and contrivances combine to provide a bombshell final reel that is at least a dozen shades darker than anyone would expect.” –
Sky Cinema
Apr 1, 2019
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The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006)
38%
4/5
“With nary a cheap, under-powered motor in sight, this hairpinning if hare-brained sequel goes about its tyre-squealing business with reckless aplomb.” –
Sky Cinema
Mar 31, 2019
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Atomic Blonde (2017)
79%
4/5
“At the end of the day it's an action movie and in that regard Atomic Blonde kicks serious ass.” –
Sky Cinema
Aug 10, 2017
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The Eavesdropper (2017)
52%
3/5
“Kruithof delivers a no-frills calling card with a political thriller that borrows liberally from the genre's 70s heyday.” –
Sky Cinema
Jul 20, 2017
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It Comes at Night (2017)
88%
3/5
“One thing's for sure: loving thy neighbour will be a darned sight harder after this.” –
Sky Cinema
Jul 6, 2017
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Despicable Me 3 (2017)
59%
4/5
“Delivering a sugar rush of gadgets, giddiness and gibberish, Despicable 3 is literally all over the place. But somehow the three co-directors manage to pull the threads together to make daft sense of it all.” –
Sky Cinema
Jun 30, 2017
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Hampstead (2017)
43%
3/5
“Whimsical and first-world problematic as the story may be, Keaton and Gleeson create a genuinely enjoyable chalk-and-cheese rapport.” –
Sky Cinema
Jun 22, 2017
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Rock Dog (2016)
47%
3/5
“There's something to strike a chord with most audiences.” –
Sky Cinema
Jun 15, 2017
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The Mummy (2017)
15%
2/5
“Sandstorms, spiders, crows, rats, zombies... lots of zombies. Alas, nothing as exciting as a WWE star on his way to becoming Hollywood legend.” –
Sky Cinema
Jun 8, 2017
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King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017)
31%
3/5
“Ritchie allows precious few breaks in the action.” –
Sky Cinema
May 18, 2017
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CHIPS (2017)
20%
1/5
“Step away from the vehicle.” –
Sky Cinema
Mar 23, 2017
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Beauty and the Beast (2017)
71%
4/5
“Oh, to be confined to a Gothic prison and denied human contact until you fall in love with your hideous, foul-tempered captor... it's every girl's romantic dream.” –
Sky Cinema
Mar 16, 2017
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Kong: Skull Island (2017)
76%
3/5
“Thanks to the formidable effects and thumping forward momentum, you'll be through your popcorn in no time.” –
Sky Cinema
Mar 9, 2017
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Headshot (2016)
74%
3/5
“You'll get your money's worth.” –
Sky Cinema
Mar 3, 2017
Full Review
Viceroy's House (2017)
72%
3/5
“For the uninitiated, this is a splendidly clear account of a pivotal chapter in world history. For the rest, it's a timely reminder.” –
Sky Cinema
Mar 3, 2017
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The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)
89%
4/5
“Some knowledge of Bat-lore is advisable, but for lovers of sardonic asides, super-silliness and sock-pow-biff animation, this is guaranteed to lighten up the darkest of knights.” –
Sky Cinema
Feb 9, 2017
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Loving (2016)
88%
4/5
“Driven by two performances of exceptional nuance and restraint, this is a story that inspires us to individually live and let live and collectively do the right thing.” –
Sky Cinema
Feb 2, 2017
Full Review
T2 Trainspotting (2017)
81%
4/5
“Fitting, entertaining, and true to itself, T2 does what all good sequels should: making a pleasure of other people's leisure.” –
Sky Cinema
Jan 26, 2017
Full Review
Jet Trash (2016)
67%
4/5
“The gangsters-and-geezers genre has been going grey for some time. With its arresting mix of the stylish and the raw, Jet Trash gives it a shot in the arm.” –
Sky Cinema
Dec 1, 2016
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The Edge of Seventeen (2016)
94%
2/5
“The film doesn't present the edge of seventeen so much as its annoyingly grating surface.” –
Sky Cinema
Dec 1, 2016
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Bad Santa 2 (2016)
23%
3/5
“The shtick becomes a little samey but there are enough pearls of idiocy and head-in-the-oven moments to keep you in the perversely festive spirit.” –
Sky Cinema
Nov 25, 2016
Full Review
Indignation (2016)
82%
3/5
“Think Dead Poets Society... without the grandstanding.” –
Sky Cinema
Nov 17, 2016
Full Review
A Hundred Streets (2016)
41%
3/5
“Ever wondered how Love, Actually might have turned out if Richard Curtis had written it with a hangover?” –
Sky Cinema
Nov 10, 2016
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The Light Between Oceans (2016)
62%
3/5
“The emotions are as beautifully captured as the scenery, but the staging is wutheringly contrived.” –
Sky Cinema
Nov 3, 2016
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