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Jon Hamblin

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Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014) 18% 1/5 “A new franchise low, featuring flailing actors, dull, incomprehensible action and murderous Autobots that act like whiny, petulant dicks.” – SFX Magazine Jul 1, 2014 Full Review Seeking a Friend for the End of the World (2012) 55% 4/5 “Brilliantly sweet and snarky.” – SFX Magazine Jul 13, 2012 Full Review Dark Shadows (2012) 35% 2.5/5 “A flaccid film that might as well be a straight-to-video Addams Family sequel.” – SFX Magazine May 15, 2012 Full Review The Woman in Black (2012) 66% 3.5/5 “Radcliffe couldn't have known that the editing process would place his not-disgraceful performance within a noisy, clattering movie about a man who is either suicidally brave or clinically deaf.” – SFX Magazine Feb 10, 2012 Full Review Season of the Witch (2011) 11% 3.5/5 “While certainly no Witchfinder General, it doesn't deserve to be burned at the stake.” – SFX Magazine Jan 10, 2011 Full Review Monsters (2010) 74% 4.5/5 “As a piece of imaginative virtual tourism, made on an extremely low budget, Monsters is a fantastic achievement.” – SFX Magazine Dec 14, 2010 Full Review Outcast (2010) 64% 1/5 “There's a real sense of something vaguely interesting being urinated up a wall.” – SFX Magazine Dec 14, 2010 Full Review Case 39 (2009) 22% 1/5 “Case 39 is too bland, with scares that are so polite they almost take their shoes off to avoid dirtying the hallway carpet of your mind.” – SFX Magazine Mar 17, 2010 Full Review Carriers (2009) 62% 4/5 “A thoughtful effort, a meditative treatise on the ethics of survival in a land where all hope is lost.” – SFX Magazine Dec 22, 2009 Full Review The Descent: Part 2 (2009) 48% 3/5 “It's hard to argue that this is anything but a scary yet slightly superfluous sequel.” – SFX Magazine Dec 3, 2009 Full Review Paranormal Activity (2007) 83% 5/5 “If you've spent any amount of time bemoaning the current state of horror films, slagging off Platinum Dunes remakes and mocking the CGI-and-tits tosh that passes for cineplex terror these days, you owe it to yourself to go and see this film.” – SFX Magazine Dec 1, 2009 Full Review Shorts (2009) 46% 3.5/5 “Exactly the sort of kid-in-a-candy-store experience you'd expect.” – SFX Magazine Sep 14, 2009 Full Review Orphan (2009) 60% 2/5 “A difficult child that horror-loving parents will find hard to adopt as one of their own.” – SFX Magazine Sep 11, 2009 Full Review City of Ember (2008) 53% 2/5 “Ultimately, this journey to rekindle the fire of humanity fails to burn bright enough, leaving only the unpleasant taste of ashes.” – SFX Magazine May 12, 2009 Full Review Push (2009) 23% 2/5 “Going to see this film doesn't make much sense. It's obviously been cynically conceived as a franchise starter, but abruptly flicking to the end credits seemingly mid-movie is not a good way to start one.” – SFX Magazine Feb 19, 2009 Full Review
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