Jordan Hoffman
Tomatometer-approved critic
Publications:
About.com,
온라인카지노추천 Guide,
Entertainment Weekly,
Sight & Sound,
IGN Movies,
Village Voice,
New York Daily News,
Guardian,
AV Club,
The Playlist,
The Daily Beast,
ScreenCrush,
Birth.Movies.Death.,
amNewYork,
Vanity Fair,
Esquire Magazine,
Thrillist,
Mashable,
Popular Mechanics,
The Dissolve,
Biography.com,
Film.com,
Fangoria,
IFC.com,
LeisureSuit.net,
UGO,
Decider,
Polygon,
Times of Israel,
The Messenger
Cheech & Chong's Last Movie (2024)
83%
“The film is oddly (and unexpectedly) touching at its end, as the two bicker and then hug it out.” –
The Daily Beast
Apr 21, 2025
Full Review
Dead Mail (2024)
93%
“There’s some nice packaging to this low-budget project, but the box is a little empty.” –
Fangoria
Apr 18, 2025
Full Review
The Accountant 2 (2025)
78%
B
“It’s a little different from the first one, but who’s counting?” –
Entertainment Weekly
Apr 15, 2025
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G20 (2025)
58%
B
“This explosive action picture is completely ridiculous — and all the more better because of it.” –
Entertainment Weekly
Apr 9, 2025
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A Minecraft Movie (2025)
48%
B
“Th[e] loosey-goosey attitude, an “open sandbox” if you will, is a breath of fresh air after so many family films that seem preordained by lore.” –
Entertainment Weekly
Apr 2, 2025
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Holland (2025)
21%
“The thing that bugged me the most about Holland—which isn’t terrible, merely blah—is just how easy and safe the whole thing feels. ” –
The Daily Beast
Mar 31, 2025
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Warfare (2025)
93%
B-
“They won't be showing this one at recruitment centers.” –
Entertainment Weekly
Mar 28, 2025
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The Woman in the Yard (2025)
44%
“The Woman in the Yard succeeds (somewhat) due to Deadwyler’s sympathetic performance and Collet-Serra’s knack for sharp camera placement, evocative lighting and the occasional show-off camera move.” –
Fangoria
Mar 28, 2025
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Captain America: Brave New World (2025)
48%
“The story is clunky, the action is rote, the characters are bland and the special effects look cheap.” –
Times of Israel
Feb 13, 2025
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Dark Match (2024)
68%
“This grimy, low budget film will never be accused of being too original, but it’s not dull, thanks to a swift pace and some good performances. ” –
Fangoria
Jan 31, 2025
Full Review
Grafted (2024)
77%
“Sasha Rainbow's debut feature is a queasy launch for the up and coming filmmaker.” –
Fangoria
Jan 24, 2025
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Presence (2024)
88%
“A tight, taut 90 minute supernatural drama for horror and Zillow fans.” –
Fangoria
Jan 24, 2025
Full Review
Star Trek: Section 31 (2025)
20%
“This isn’t Star Trek.” –
IGN Movies
Jan 23, 2025
Full Review
One of Them Days (2025)
94%
“A lot of stars from the pop-music world appear in films and they are fine. That’s not the case with SZA. With One of Them Days, she has declared, “I have two careers now.”” –
The Daily Beast
Jan 15, 2025
Full Review
The Six Triple Eight (2024)
55%
“And yet, despite it all, when the Six Triple Eight get into their mail-sorting groove, it’s impossible not to root for them. ” –
The Daily Beast
Dec 23, 2024
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Better Man (2024)
88%
“After about 10 minutes, you kind of forget you’re watching a computer-generated chimpanzee instead of a real person.” –
The Daily Beast
Dec 23, 2024
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Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (2024)
85%
“This is a movie you take your 9-year-old nephew to when he won’t shut up about Pokémon and you need something to occupy him for a few hours before you lose your mind. ” –
The Daily Beast
Dec 18, 2024
Full Review
Get Away (2024)
74%
“An amusing entry in the “doomed vacation” genre” –
Fangoria
Dec 5, 2024
Full Review
Nosferatu (2024)
84%
“Nosferatu is what a perfect, classic horror movie looks like” –
Fangoria
Dec 2, 2024
Full Review
Rita (2024)
89%
“Can a movie be bleak but also beautiful? Jayro Bustamante’s 'Rita' proves the answer is yes. ” –
Fangoria
Nov 22, 2024
Full Review
Heretic (2024)
91%
4/5
“[Heretic] will restore your faith in the “teen girls in peril” genre.” –
Fangoria
Nov 7, 2024
Full Review
The Union (2024)
38%
B
“Dumb-but-agreeable” –
Entertainment Weekly
Aug 16, 2024
Full Review
Skincare (2024)
69%
“This is a strong first effort for [director Austin] Peters” –
The Daily Beast
Aug 14, 2024
Full Review
Alien: Romulus (2024)
80%
B+
“Maintaining a low orbit makes this one of the best in the franchise in years.” –
Entertainment Weekly
Aug 14, 2024
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Trap (2024)
57%
B+
“There's a lot of fun waiting to be had for those willing to check any large items like scrutiny or skepticism before entering the arena. ” –
Entertainment Weekly
Aug 2, 2024
Full Review
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