Jordy Sirkin
Tomatometer-approved critic
Biography:
Jordy is a Chicago-based film critic who runs the site Jordy Reviews It. She's a big fan of the horror genre, so you'll usually find her checking out the latest scary flicks.
Until Dawn (2025)
53%
“An entertaining survivalist horror featuring inventive kills and intriguing world-building.” –
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Apr 24, 2025
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Sinners (2025)
98%
“A breathtakingly beautiful and captivating story that takes an action-packed blood-thirsty twist.” –
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Apr 17, 2025
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Hell of a Summer (2023)
52%
“Filled with classic slasher camp shenanigans and serves an impressive debut for the young filmmakers, despite a few under-baked ideas.” –
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Apr 12, 2025
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Drop (2025)
84%
“DROP has the feel of a throwback thriller with a playfully modern twist.” –
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Apr 12, 2025
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Death of a Unicorn (2025)
53%
“A bonkers fairy tale with a stellar ensemble.” –
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Mar 29, 2025
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Disney's Snow White (2025)
40%
“Snow White feels so pieced together with discombobulated ideas.” –
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Mar 21, 2025
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Novocaine (2025)
81%
“A boisterous thrill ride of an action-comedy with an endearing lead, dazzling stunt sequences, and the perfect amount of hijinks. Made all the more fun in an immersive theater experience.” –
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Mar 14, 2025
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The Monkey (2025)
78%
“A devious delight from director Osgood Perkins, perfectly blending horror and comedy for a campy tale filled with shock, gore, and malevolent fun.” –
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Feb 14, 2025
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Heart Eyes (2025)
81%
“A delightful slasher that takes a stab at the romantic-comedy genre with such precision, seamlessly blending all the best elements of each genre for an anti-cupid romp.” –
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Feb 1, 2025
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Presence (2024)
88%
“An unsuspecting family drama that’s built on a unique premise under the guise of a casual haunted house flick — which audiences will either love or hate.” –
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Jan 25, 2025
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Wolf Man (2025)
50%
“A moving story about a father's inner battle to be a better version than he had, but its emotional beats and solid performances from its intimate cast aren't enough when the horrors that transpire lack bite.” –
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Jan 16, 2025
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Nosferatu (2024)
84%
“Nosferatu is one of those rare remakes that feels distinctive yet celebratory of its origins.” –
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Dec 18, 2024
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Nightbitch (2024)
59%
“A quirky exploration of the pitfalls of motherhood. But its whimsical elements and supposed body-horror conquests fall short, making this black comedy a rather bland watch.” –
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Dec 6, 2024
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Y2K (2024)
42%
“A blast of millennial nostalgia and a humorous take on our expectations for the turn of the millennium, even with a few weak moments.” –
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Dec 3, 2024
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Heretic (2024)
91%
“One of the year’s most captivating psychological horror films. It’s a theology cat-and-mouse game that will have you entranced the moment Grant flashes his disarming smile.” –
Jordy Reviews It
Nov 4, 2024
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Smile 2 (2024)
86%
“Successfully follows and improves upon its predecessor by raising the bar higher for a more frightening and mind-bending descent.” –
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Oct 22, 2024
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Daddy's Head (2024)
85%
“A captivating yet delicately paced story about grief, featuring unsettling visuals and a grotesque, nightmare-inducing creature.” –
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Oct 8, 2024
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House of Spoils (2024)
40%
“A feast of minor frights that feels a bit derivative at times. It somewhat satiates on the mystical foodie front but leaves you hungry for more.” –
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Oct 4, 2024
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024)
75%
“Brings the afterlife hijinks back in a beautifully morbid way, while also crafting a story that stands on its own... It's the best time I've had in the Neitherworld since '88.” –
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Sep 6, 2024
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Blink Twice (2024)
75%
“A subversive psychological thriller that meticulously teases the unpredictable horrors to come.” –
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Aug 22, 2024
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Alien: Romulus (2024)
80%
“Weaves itself into the franchise seamlessly to deliver a space horror blockbuster and a thrilling theatrical experience.” –
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Aug 16, 2024
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Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)
78%
“Deadpool & Wolverine sees a multiverse collide with a reunion fans have long been waiting for, while also delivering one of the best Marvel films.” –
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Jul 24, 2024
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Oddity (2024)
96%
“A haunting experience that is immensely creepy from start to end.
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Jul 18, 2024
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Twisters (2024)
75%
“Certainly delivers in the heart-pounding cyclone arena but falls short in some story-building areas as well as being too afraid to call out its biggest message.” –
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Jul 18, 2024
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Longlegs (2024)
86%
“An unpredictable cat-and-mouse thriller whose horrors are only amplified by one wildly unhinged performance by Nicolas Cage.” –
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Jul 12, 2024
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