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Joseph Tomastik

Joseph Tomastik's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer® when published at Tomatometer-approved publication(s).
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Warfare (2025) 93% 4/5 “An authentic, brutal, often disturbing look inside a real war veteran’s memory.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Apr 10, 2025 Full Review The Woman in the Yard (2025) 44% 4.5/5 “My favorite type of horror movie, where the overt threat is directly connected to the psychological state of the characters ... This just hit all my sweet spots and really shook me.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Mar 28, 2025 Full Review Nosferatu (2024) 84% “The Eggers version raises some of the most unique questions about the primary female character – especially as a sexual being – in any Dracula adaptation.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Mar 26, 2025 Full Review Wrath of Man (2021) 68% 3.5/5 “Whenever it starts to slip, it’ll introduce some new character beat or interesting sequence to salvage itself.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Mar 21, 2025 Full Review Flight Risk (2025) 30% 2.5/5 “Like a typical 90-minute flight, I found myself just sitting there waiting for it all to be over. And unlike a real flight, I was wishing the plane would crash just to make things interesting.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Jan 24, 2025 Full Review Wolf Man (2025) 50% 4/5 “A fresh, grisly, and emotionally impactful retelling ... that makes it feel like you’re watching this classic setup for the very first time.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Jan 15, 2025 Full Review Better Man (2024) 88% 3.5/5 “At its core is a very stale rock-star story ... But that core is given such a thick, delicious, vibrant, sense-pleasing coating that the entire experience is made worthwhile.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Dec 22, 2024 Full Review Arthur Christmas (2011) 92% 4/5 “Every clever, creative piece just keeps building on top of one another until you’ve got an infectiously sweet Christmas comedy and, even more surprisingly, a timelessly relevant look at adapting to and living with changing times.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Dec 20, 2024 Full Review Twister (1996) 67% 3/5 “The sum of its great and hokey parts is very entertaining to watch, and even its flaws are enjoyable because nothing about the film feels cynical or pandering.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Dec 8, 2024 Full Review Zero Dark Thirty (2012) 91% 4/5 “Zero Dark Thirty suffers from a story that’s a bit too long, scattered, and cold … but that also works in its favor, because it makes you feel how maddeningly long, scattered, and cold the near-decade-long search for bin Laden must have been.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Dec 8, 2024 Full Review Oppenheimer (2023) 93% “Oppenheimer is primarily a look at its main character’s life. But at its core is the danger that not just him, but humanity in general, are ill equipped to handle the godlike power of atomic weaponry.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Dec 8, 2024 Full Review Rebel Moon: Part Two - The Scargiver (2024) 16% 2.5/5 “Rebel Moon Part Two essentially puts all work with its characters and ideas back in the box for an extravaganza that just. Keeps. Going.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Dec 8, 2024 Full Review Saltburn (2023) 71% “Saltburn, through its portrayal of Oliver, asks the middle class to look at themselves and what’s really driving their anti-rich sentiments.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Dec 8, 2024 Full Review Civil War (2024) 81% 4.5/5 “Civil War is not a film about why extreme division happens; it’s about the personal impact of division at its worst.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Dec 8, 2024 Full Review Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey II (2024) 47% 2/5 “Stay one hundred acres away, because this is one big pile of Pooh.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Dec 8, 2024 Full Review The Lavender Hill Mob (1951) 100% 3.5/5 “It’s a very breezy, casually funny caper that revels in how paper-thin the characters’ motivations are.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Dec 8, 2024 Full Review Limbo (2023) 91% 2.5/5 “Almost every single second of Limbo is completely devoid of anything other than a static delivery that goes no deeper than the thinnest surface.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Dec 8, 2024 Full Review Sometimes I Think About Dying (2023) 82% 4/5 “Much like the very lives of its characters, Sometimes I Think About Dying may look unremarkable at first, but it can be lovely when you really gaze under the surface.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Dec 8, 2024 Full Review Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (2023) 33% 2/5 “It’s been a long time since I’ve seen a new film, let alone a new superhero film, that offers so agonizingly little in terms of story, soul, charm, dedication, or even basic technical merit.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Dec 4, 2024 Full Review Rebel Moon: Part One - A Child of Fire (2023) 22% 2.5/5 “Rebel Moon is a hodgepodge of roughly a dozen different sci-fi and fantasy tropes that, instead of being woven together in any sort of smart or even organic way, are just clustered together seemingly for the sake of having them.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Dec 4, 2024 Full Review Merry Good Enough (2023) 2/5 “Feels like a film made by amateur YouTubers with awkwardness seeping through almost every frame.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Dec 4, 2024 Full Review Immediate Family (2022) 100% 3/5 “It succeeds at its most important job: making viewers aware of a group of talented people they otherwise probably never would have known.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Dec 4, 2024 Full Review Silent Night (2023) 60% 3/5 “Is Silent Night an overall good film from start to finish? I can’t quite say that. Did I still have a good time with it? Oh my goodness, yes.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Dec 4, 2024 Full Review Candy Cane Lane (2023) 46% 2.5/5 “Candy Cane Lane feels like a film ripped straight out of the late 90s and early 2000s. I should know, because that’s when I was a kid and watched this exact type of bad live-action comedy on repeat and instantly forgot them until my next viewing.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Dec 4, 2024 Full Review The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 2 (2015) 70% 4/5 “It ends the story in just about the most perfect way I could have imagined. It’s not a completely jovial final note, but it has enough optimism to make us hope for better days for this fictional realm.” – Loud and Clear Reviews Dec 4, 2024 Full Review
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