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Lorian Long

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The Reader (2008) 63% 2.5/5 “Stephen Daldry never really develops this thesis of willed ignorance, opting instead for the impossible equation of relationship melodrama and mass genocide.” – Tiny Mix Tapes Oct 10, 2017 Full Review The Unborn (2009) 10% 0.5/5 “The Unborn is an Exorcist ripoff, with Judaism taking over the religious reins from Catholicism. And sadly, there's no Friedkin behind the camera or Ellen Burstyn in front of the camera to save us from bad-movie hell.” – Tiny Mix Tapes Oct 10, 2017 Full Review Doubt (2008) 79% 2.5/5 “Shanley's Doubt hits and misses in equal measure. It's a tepid cup of tea, a sure Oscar bet. The biggest problem is Shanley sitting in the director's chair.” – Tiny Mix Tapes Oct 10, 2017 Full Review I Can't Think Straight (2007) 18% 0.5/5 “No amount of lipstick is going to make I Can't Think Straight a better film.” – Tiny Mix Tapes Oct 10, 2017 Full Review The Escapist (2008) 67% 2/5 “We have a film with a few standout performances, but nothing else to really carry it along.” – Tiny Mix Tapes Oct 10, 2017 Full Review Examined Life (2008) 77% 2.5/5 “We witness theory in action, but it's too little too late for Taylor's film to be anything but talking heads preaching to the choir.” – Tiny Mix Tapes Oct 10, 2017 Full Review Who Does She Think She Is? (2008) 65% 3/5 “Who Does She Think She Is is the kind of film that won't make it outside art houses and feminist theory classrooms, which is a shame, because it serves as a kind of manifesto for anyone, regardless of gender.” – Tiny Mix Tapes Oct 10, 2017 Full Review Sex Positive (2008) 82% 2.5/5 “Daryl Wein makes the mistake of the novice documentarian, portraying his subject as hero rather than human.” – Tiny Mix Tapes Oct 10, 2017 Full Review Food, Inc. (2008) 95% 3.5/5 “Food, Inc. is an incriminating portrayal of our nation's food industry.” – Tiny Mix Tapes Oct 10, 2017 Full Review Perestroika (2007) 57% 3/5 “Perestroika plays like a dream, as past and present blend together in colors, emotions, words, and pictures.” – Tiny Mix Tapes Oct 10, 2017 Full Review Public Enemies (2009) 68% 2/5 “Public Enemies, Michael Mann's latest macho extravaganza, is a feast for the eyes but a famine for the intellect.” – Tiny Mix Tapes Oct 10, 2017 Full Review The Road (2009) 74% 2.5/5 “Ultimately, the mediocrity of The Road can be blamed on Hillcoat's vision.” – Tiny Mix Tapes Oct 10, 2017 Full Review Jennifer's Body (2009) 46% 3/5 “Thankfully, Jennifer's Body escapes the stale formula of female sexuality = death and destruction, by allowing "innocent" Needy to enjoy sex without using it as a weapon.” – Tiny Mix Tapes Oct 10, 2017 Full Review Extract (2009) 62% 1.5/5 “Things just ain't as funny from the boss' point of view.” – Tiny Mix Tapes Oct 10, 2017 Full Review The Headless Woman (2008) 76% 2/5 “The Headless Woman's greatest achievement is also its greatest flaw: Martel's decision to use camera angles rather than characterization to highlight the intricacies of class and apathy.” – Tiny Mix Tapes Oct 10, 2017 Full Review Brüno (2009) 68% 4/5 “However, it is the outrageousness of Brüno's libido that liberates the film from being anything other than revolutionary.” – Tiny Mix Tapes Oct 10, 2017 Full Review Youth in Revolt (2009) 66% 2/5 “Overall, Youth in Revolt is formulaic but genuine.” – Tiny Mix Tapes Oct 10, 2017 Full Review Delta (2009) 71% 2/5 “Besides the film's aesthetics, Tth's performance may be the only reason to watch Delta.” – Tiny Mix Tapes Oct 10, 2017 Full Review The Greatest (2009) 55% 0.5/5 “The Greatest is the kind of movie you're forced to watch on TBS while visiting your parents on a Saturday afternoon.” – Tiny Mix Tapes Oct 10, 2017 Full Review I Am Love (2009) 81% 1.5/5 “I Am Love is visually alive, but emotionally still-born. Perhaps it's lust they're after, not love.” – Tiny Mix Tapes Oct 10, 2017 Full Review The Last Exorcism (2010) 71% 2/5 “Despite a smart exploitation of the too-serious-for-its-own-good Exorcism film, The Last Exorcism does little else to complicate what could be a critique of parenting, dogma, and the science of shame.” – Tiny Mix Tapes Oct 10, 2017 Full Review Hello Lonesome (2010) 71% 0/5 “There's really not much else to say about Hello Lonesome other than it could give the Lifetime channel a run for its hysterical money.” – Tiny Mix Tapes Oct 10, 2017 Full Review The Ballad of Genesis and Lady Jaye (2011) 68% 3/5 “The Ballad of Genesis and Lady Jaye is a thoughtful, beautiful portrait of two gender-bending weirdos in love with themselves and each other.” – Tiny Mix Tapes Oct 10, 2017 Full Review Bonsai (2011) 84% 1/5 “Just once, though, it'd be great to see a film about writers that is as dull and pointless as my sitting here has been for the past two hours.” – Tiny Mix Tapes Oct 10, 2017 Full Review Whores' Glory (2011) 88% 4/5 “Glawogger is much less interested in a moralistic agenda than he is in exploring just how visceral of a transaction love can be.” – Tiny Mix Tapes Oct 10, 2017 Full Review
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