Delicious (2025)
2/10
“If you have been eagerly looking for a mash-up of Parasite and Fresh that fundamentally misunderstands why both films resonated with audiences, by catering to the deeply ingrained xenophobia of the upper class, then Delicious is the film for you.” –
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Mar 7, 2025
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Ex-Husbands (2023)
83%
6/10
“It’s these performances that make up for Ex-Husband’s somewhat lackluster execution. Where the script falls short, Norton and Dunne pick up the slack and carry these characters through to the finish line.” –
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Feb 27, 2025
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Cleaner (2025)
50%
7/10
“Cleaner, starring Daisy Ridley, is the latest in the long list of well-acted B-movies, with scripts that don’t quite live up to expectations.” –
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Feb 17, 2025
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Nosferatu (2024)
84%
B-
“Nosferatu is a decadent gothic horror, filled to the brim with rats, nudity, bloodshed, necrophilia, decrepit mansions, and sheer, unadulterated madness.” –
Millennial Falcon Reviews
Dec 26, 2024
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Gladiator II (2024)
70%
A
“If one were to engage with the deeper meanings being explored throughout the film, beyond the blood and gore of the arena, Gladiator II would be hailed as a truly remarkable piece of cinema. ” –
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Nov 21, 2024
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Wicked (2024)
87%
B
“Erivo is a powerhouse, both as an actor and a singer. Her renditions of “I’m Not That Girl” and “Defying Gravity” will easily make you forget all about the original Broadway cast recordings that have been on repeat for twenty years.” –
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Nov 19, 2024
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Across the River and Into the Trees (2023)
82%
8/10
“Whether it’s X-Men Origins: Wolverine, a Wes Anderson film, or Ray Donovan, Liev Schreiber always gives 110% in whatever role he is playing, but Across the River and Into the Trees may be a career-best for him.” –
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Aug 29, 2024
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Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)
78%
A+
“Deadpool & Wolverine is viciously violent, unbelievably stupid, irreverently funny, deliciously deranged, and incredibly heartfelt. Two hours and seven minutes of ass-kicking, ass-slapping, and ass-kissing perfection. ” –
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Jul 23, 2024
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Murder Company (2024)
67%
6/10
“It may not reinvent the wheel or bring anything new to the landscape of WWII films, but Murder Company does add two wonderful performances to the resumes of Moseley and Marini, which are worth the price of admission in their own right.” –
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Jul 5, 2024
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The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare (2024)
68%
7/10
“Guy Ritchie is no stranger to the tactful art of blending incredible history with his bombastic brand of action, but The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare ratchets it up to a whole new level.” –
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Apr 17, 2024
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Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (2024)
42%
B-
“When the spark goes out and the humor doesn’t garner laughs anymore, it’s time to consider putting this one in the grave. ” –
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Mar 20, 2024
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Irish Wish (2024)
42%
7/10
“ Revel in the simplicity of the formulaic simplicity of yet another magically contrived rom-com, and rejoice that Leap Year has been dethroned (during a leap year, no less) as the best rom-com set in Ireland.” –
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Mar 15, 2024
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Damsel (2024)
56%
5/10
“Damsel tries far too hard to shake a fist in the face of the patriarchy—or, in this case, the matriarchy—and prove to the world that it’s “not like the other girls.”” –
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Mar 8, 2024
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Ashes (2024)
33%
5/10
“Ashes starts out as a fairly typical Turkish romance drama, with all the trimmings that come with often outlandish and fantastical romances, but the turn it takes spoils the fun that accompanies similar fare.” –
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Feb 9, 2024
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Lisa Frankenstein (2024)
52%
A+
“A movie made specifically for the girly pops who were obsessed with the Beetlejuice animated series, spent too much time on the Tumblr page entitled My Daguerreotype Boyfriend, and have uttered the words “monsterfucker” once or twice in their lives.” –
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Feb 7, 2024
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Argylle (2024)
33%
8/10
“Matthew Vaughn’s Argylle is the perfect date movie, even if the date is with yourself.” –
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Jan 31, 2024
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Race for Glory: Audi vs. Lancia (2024)
57%
7/10
“Race for Glory: Audi vs. Lancia will undoubtedly get lost in the post-holiday rush and the race to awards season, but it is well worth the watch.” –
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Jan 5, 2024
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Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (2023)
33%
B+
“Without the need for a star-studded final act or a tantalizing mid-credit scene to bait audiences into watching the next film, James Wan was allowed to give Arthur Curry a true and satisfying conclusion. ” –
Millennial Falcon Reviews
Dec 22, 2023
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The Holdovers (2023)
97%
A
“The Holdovers seizes a familiar sensation, one as fleeting as the first snowfall in autumn, and reminds audiences of the emotions that good storytelling can evoke. ” –
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Nov 3, 2023
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Maestro (2023)
78%
C-
“The shallow depth of etched glass is the extent to which Leonard Bernstein’s emotions are explored throughout this shameful film. ” –
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Oct 25, 2023
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Saltburn (2023)
71%
A-
“Emerald Fennell’s stylish sophomore feature Saltburn drips with tawdry intrigue and a myriad of bodily fluids as it slides down the dizzying spiral banisters of extravagant wealth and moral depravity. ” –
Millennial Falcon Reviews
Oct 24, 2023
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The Creator (2023)
68%
B-
“The script might have glaring flaws and painfully ambiguous morals, but The Creator is a truly remarkable piece of original science fiction storytelling.” –
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Sep 26, 2023
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Crumb Catcher (2023)
87%
B
“Despite its nearly fatal flaws, Crumb Catcher is an insanely impressive directorial feature debut for Skotchdopole. It’s funny, bizarre, uncomfortable, and an absolute cringe-fest for all the best reasons.” –
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Sep 25, 2023
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She Is Conann (2023)
84%
B
“She Is Conann is not for the faint of heart, weak of stomach, or morally pious. It plays upon the most provocative ideas imaginable—pushing the boundaries of not only sexuality, gender, and self-image, but societal norms too.” –
Collider
Sep 24, 2023
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Falling Stars (2023)
83%
B-
“Falling Stars finds a lot of its strength in its simplistic fly-by-night styling, reminiscent of cult classics like The Blair Witch Project, but it is also hampered by its smaller budget.” –
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Sep 23, 2023
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