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Mark Ramsey

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Biography:

Mark Ramsey is the MovieJuice guy. MovieJuice is read by many of the most important folks in the movie business. Roger Ebert picked MovieJuice as one of the net's top twenty movie sites, ranking it second in the category "Online Outlaws" - right behind Harry Knowles and Ain't It Cool News. Joel Siegel and Steven Spielberg read MovieJuice, so there's no accounting for taste. MovieJuice! has been featured numerous times on E! Entertainment Television and VH1. Mark Ramsey is a board member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association, the nation's largest film critics organization.

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Southern California

Reviews

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Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit (2014) 55% C “'Maybe we should have recruited the audience,' said Chris Pine, 'because all I see out there are shadows.'” – MovieJuice! Jan 25, 2014 Full Review Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (2014) 40% F “Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones is written and directed by Christopher Landon, son of Michael Landon, whose Little House on the Prairie pantry must have been stocked full of a very small number of original ideas and a large quantity of fine weed.” – MovieJuice! Jan 25, 2014 Full Review Thor: The Dark World (2013) 67% D “'Inside her is a relic that predates the universe,' says Anthony Hopkins. 'And we don't mean Michael Douglas.'” – MovieJuice! Nov 13, 2013 Full Review Ender's Game (2013) 63% C “Harrison Ford looks less likely to chase aliens and more likely to chase those young whippersnappers off his lawn.” – MovieJuice! Nov 4, 2013 Full Review Riddick (2013) 58% F “Riddick! Because one name says it all - and not nearly enough - all at the same time! Riddick! Because "Riddikulous" has too many syllables.” – MovieJuice! Sep 9, 2013 Full Review The Wolverine (2013) 71% B- “'If you were as sick as I am,' said the old Japanese man propped up on a bed of hydraulic pistons, 'your oncologist would be a supermodel too - in a school-girl costume with braids and in need of a spanking!'” – MovieJuice! Aug 1, 2013 Full Review Pacific Rim (2013) 72% D “As I watched Pacific Rim I could literally feel myself shedding IQ points the way Kate Hudson sheds a big lunch in the bathroom of the Beverly Hills Hotel.” – MovieJuice! Jul 16, 2013 Full Review Iron Man 3 (2013) 79% B “And so was born Iron Man 3, featuring the further exploits of the only superhero who is not dishwasher-safe.” – MovieJuice! May 5, 2013 Full Review Oz the Great and Powerful (2013) 56% C+ “It's Mila Kunis! And she's dressed like she took the wrong tornado on the way to F. Scott Fitzgerald.” – MovieJuice! Mar 17, 2013 Full Review Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) 17% F “What's next, 'The Old Woman who lives in the Shoe - with Shoulder-Fired Rocket Launchers?'” – MovieJuice! Jan 29, 2013 Full Review Mama (2013) 63% C “As Jessica gradually decides the girls are lovely examples of childhood in full bloom rather than cootie-carrying carpet vermin, the ghostly CG manifestation called "Mama" gets jealous. And Hell hath no fury like a CG manifestation scorned!” – MovieJuice! Jan 21, 2013 Full Review Texas Chainsaw (2013) 20% D “"Let's all take our bare bellies to Texas! Maybe we can have someone mesquite barbecue our own ribs - the ones we haven't had surgically removed, I mean'” – MovieJuice! Jan 6, 2013 Full Review Zero Dark Thirty (2012) 91% B “When you hear boots marching up your stairs, that guy who whispers "Osama, Osama" - It's not because you need to sign for a UPS package!” – MovieJuice! Jan 2, 2013 Full Review Les Misérables (2012) 70% A “Judging from the title I expected Les Miserables to be in French - so imagine my delight when I realized that this was the corner of Paris where every peasant in Britain lives! Chez blimey!” – MovieJuice! Dec 24, 2012 Full Review The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 (2012) 49% D “Ah yes, the Volturi, who come dressed for battle like they're being photographed for a Dutch Masters cigar box.” – MovieJuice! Nov 18, 2012 Full Review Skyfall (2012) 92% A “'Wait a minute, did I just walk in on The Man with the Golden Groin?' asks Bond. 'I was going for Thunderballs,' says Bardem, 'but let's settle on yours!'” – MovieJuice! Nov 11, 2012 Full Review Silent Hill: Revelation (2012) 8% F “Radha Mitchell visits Sean Bean in a mirror cameo. 'Do I look fat in this mirror?' Radha asked. 'I wouldn't know,' quipped Sean. 'This movie isn't reflecting well on anybody.'” – MovieJuice! Oct 29, 2012 Full Review Paranormal Activity 4 (2012) 23% D “At this point, Katie is to the Paranormal Activity franchise what Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer is to Christmas.” – MovieJuice! Oct 22, 2012 Full Review Sinister (2012) 64% D “We begin with old Super 8 footage of a family hanging from a tree which is either a terrible tragedy or a natural outcome of the average Disney vacation.” – MovieJuice! Oct 15, 2012 Full Review Taken 2 (2012) 22% D “When Liam wants to kill the bad guys he just wraps his schvantz around their necks and strangles them to death.” – MovieJuice! Oct 7, 2012 Full Review The Possession (2012) 39% D “Kyra Sedgwick is in this movie, meaning it's two degrees of Kevin Bacon and even fewer degrees of terrible.” – MovieJuice! Sep 3, 2012 Full Review Total Recall (2012) 30% D “Len Wiseman and Kate Beckinsale are the Lucy and Desi of overstuffed action/adventure movies.” – MovieJuice! Aug 11, 2012 Full Review The Dark Knight Rises (2012) 87% A “Fueled by a diet of oxygen garnished with hydrogen, Anne Hathaway slices through bad guys like paper through rock and scissors. 'Wilst thou grant me one Tic Tac, O grumbling gut!'” – MovieJuice! Jul 21, 2012 Full Review The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) 71% B “Enter Peter Parker and the biggest hair this side of Kid 'n Play.” – MovieJuice! Jul 8, 2012 Full Review Battleship (2012) 34% B “The best part of Battleship's lackluster opening is that it immediately puts other game-based projects into turnaround: Easy Bake Oven: Apocalypse and My Pretty Pony: Rise of the Lycans, I'm talking to you.” – MovieJuice! May 28, 2012 Full Review
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