Mike Sage
Tomatometer-approved critic
Biography:
Freelance writer and film critic in Toronto, writing for Peterborough This Week, PopMatters.com and BlogTO.com, also a budding filmmaker, with first short: "Decoding Aleil" having debuted on Canada's Space: the Imagination Station
Favorites:
Death Becomes Her, Contact, Braveheart, Gladiator, The Ring, Dawn of the Dead (remake), Mulan, The Descent, The Departed, Children of Men, 300
Location:
Downtown Toronto.
Watchmen (2009)
65%
2/5
“Watchmen isn't a superhero movie, it's a pretentious turkey that thinks it's better than the genre.” –
Peterborough This Week
Mar 12, 2009
Full Review
Friday the 13th (2009)
26%
3.5/5
“The acting is always good, but when it's not, you can always expect that character to flash her boobs, so who's complaining?” –
Peterborough This Week
Feb 18, 2009
Full Review
Doubt (2008)
79%
3/5
“More tailored for the Oscars than a Clint Eastwood war epic, Doubt features some of the best performances we've seen all year but it falls short in other departments.” –
Peterborough This Week
Dec 23, 2008
Full Review
Slumdog Millionaire (2008)
91%
5/5
“I don't think Boyle could film paint drying and make it dull.” –
Peterborough This Week
Dec 23, 2008
Full Review
Seven Pounds (2008)
26%
1.5/5
“Smith and Dawson both look like death, so watching their romance-on-life-support is painfully dreary and tragically unsexy” –
Peterborough This Week
Dec 23, 2008
Full Review
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008)
64%
2/5
“Barring direct-to-DVD Disney sequels, the first Madagascar was one of the worst animated flicks of all time. The bad news is Escape 2 Africa reunites the same cast and directors that made the first DreamWorks flick such a turkey.” –
Peterborough This Week
Dec 2, 2008
Full Review
Quantum of Solace (2008)
63%
2.5/5
“Quantum makes us understand the importance of a good director, which is sadly absent here.” –
Peterborough This Week
Dec 2, 2008
Full Review
Australia (2008)
54%
2.5/5
“Had the team abandoned the tediously tidy final third of the film and all the awful World War II shenanigans we obviously don't care about, Australia would be a wild romp.” –
Peterborough This Week
Dec 2, 2008
Full Review
Pineapple Express (2008)
68%
3.5/5
“Another winner from the Apatow factory, this is a stoner comedy that soars.” –
Peterborough This Week
Sep 9, 2008
Full Review
Mamma Mia! (2008)
55%
1.5/5
“Unfortunately, Streep and her ancient co-stars create pure torture whenever on screen together. This is the Catwoman of movie musicals” –
Peterborough This Week
Sep 9, 2008
Full Review
The House Bunny (2008)
44%
3/5
“Fans of comedies like Legally Blonde and Mean Girls should get a kick out of Anna Faris' amusing starring vehicle, even if this one isn't quite as sly or slickly produced.” –
Peterborough This Week
Sep 9, 2008
Full Review
The Dark Knight (2008)
94%
5/5
“a riveting piece of work that will have us all mourning Ledger's loss but smacking our lips for a third entry” –
Peterborough This Week
Sep 9, 2008
Full Review
Burn After Reading (2008)
78%
3.5/5
“Burn After Reading is a welcome escape from September's usual crop of inane thrillers starring Nicolas Cage or Julianne Moore.” –
Peterborough This Week
Sep 9, 2008
Full Review
Cloverfield (2008)
79%
3.5/5
“Mixing the immediacy of documentary observation and the slam-bang pace of the modern disaster epic, Cloverfield is economic and engaging.” –
Peterborough This Week
Apr 15, 2008
Full Review
Atonement (2007)
83%
4/5
“Director Joe Wright is quickly establishing himself as a powerhouse adapter of period romance tomes.” –
Peterborough This Week
Apr 15, 2008
Full Review
Rambo (2008)
38%
3/5
“Luckily, Rambo's years away from war haven't dulled his ability to rip out a man's throat with his bare hands.” –
Peterborough This Week
Apr 15, 2008
Full Review
There Will Be Blood (2007)
91%
2/5
“And the winner of the overrated Oscar front-runner award goes to...” –
Peterborough This Week
Apr 15, 2008
Full Review
Never Back Down (2008)
20%
2.5/5
“The acting is hammy, Djimon Hounsou shows up to give the flick a corny air of Karate Kid and there's nothing particularly original about the whole premise but somehow it works. It must be those abs. Or the kicks to them.” –
Peterborough This Week
Apr 15, 2008
Full Review
The Other Boleyn Girl (2008)
43%
3/5
“With plenty of betrayal, attempted incest and beheadings crammed into this period episode of The Young and the Restless, The Other Boleyn Sister has appeal in an otherwise stiff genre.” –
Peterborough This Week
Apr 15, 2008
Full Review
Fool's Gold (2008)
11%
1.5/5
“Never do we believe that these two might actually be capable of hooking up off-screen, and this romantic flatness kills your appetite to keep watching.” –
Peterborough This Week
Apr 15, 2008
Full Review
Vantage Point (2008)
34%
3/5
“If you thought 24's perspective on terrorism was, well, limited, get ready to groan. The meat and potatoes of Vantage Point -- the suicide bomb explosions, the bloody fisticuffs and blaring car chases -- are indeed awesome, and that's what truly matters f” –
Peterborough This Week
Apr 15, 2008
Full Review
10,000 B.C. (2008)
10%
1/5
“The actors speak in fluent anachronistic English. The dialogue is prehistoric but not in the way Emmerich intended.” –
Peterborough This Week
Apr 15, 2008
Full Review
The Ruins (2008)
51%
3.5/5
“Gore hounds will definitely be pleased as The Ruins boasts some of the most sickening blood and guts this side of snuff films.” –
Peterborough This Week
Apr 15, 2008
Full Review
Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who! (2008)
79%
3.5/5
“after the overcooked live action Grinch and nauseating Cat In The Hat, Hollywood has finally served up a tasty adaptation of Dr. Seuss.” –
Peterborough This Week
Apr 15, 2008
Full Review
21 (2008)
36%
2.5/5
“Too bad most of the performers can't seem to pull off the insane IQs they clearly do not have.” –
Peterborough This Week
Apr 15, 2008
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