B
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
(2005)
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Tony Toscano
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I'm sure not everyone will be happy with this interpretation, but in all honestly, you can't please everyone.
Posted May 03, 2005
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D
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Sahara
(2005)
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Tony Toscano
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I can't figure out just what I didn't like about this film, but I know I didn't really enjoy it.
Posted May 03, 2005
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B-
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Fever Pitch
(2005)
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Tony Toscano
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...a film that is determined to make YOU like it.
Posted May 03, 2005
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A
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Sin City
(2005)
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Tony Toscano
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Technically the film is a masterpiece.
Posted Apr 01, 2005
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B-
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Guess Who
(2005)
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Tony Toscano
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Although fighting, at times, a rather bland and predictable script, Kutcher and Mac actually managed some good on-screen chemistry...
Posted Mar 25, 2005
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C-
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Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous
(2005)
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Tony Toscano
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In the end consider this - the only really watchable performance in this movie belongs to William Shatner.
Posted Mar 25, 2005
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D
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The Ring Two
(2005)
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Tony Toscano
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A sloppy, poorly executed mess of a film confusing horror with child endangerment.
Posted Mar 25, 2005
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B-
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Ice Princess
(2005)
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Tony Toscano
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The Ice Princess is exactly the kind of film Disney made its reputation on...
Posted Mar 25, 2005
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A
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Robots
(2005)
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Tony Toscano
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...a fun little film with some good moments...
Posted Mar 10, 2005
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C+
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Hostage
(2005)
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Tony Toscano
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Typical Bruce Willis fare.
Posted Mar 10, 2005
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C-
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The Jacket
(2005)
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Tony Toscano
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...It's simply not enticing enough...
Posted Mar 10, 2005
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C
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The Pacifier
(2005)
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Tony Toscano
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...as an adult I really need more than a few "poopie diaper" jokes to keep me in my theater seat and generate big laughs.
Posted Mar 10, 2005
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C
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Be Cool
(2005)
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Tony Toscano
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...joyless.
Posted Mar 10, 2005
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D
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Diary of a Mad Black Woman
(2005)
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Tony Toscano
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The film strains to be funny just as hard as the audience strains to stay awake.
Posted Feb 27, 2005
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D-
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Cursed
(2005)
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Tony Toscano
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The Bush Presidential Spot "Wolves at the Door" was done much better...
Posted Feb 27, 2005
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F
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Son of the Mask
(2005)
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Tony Toscano
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Yeech!
Posted Feb 27, 2005
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C
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Constantine
(2005)
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Tony Toscano
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...entirely miscast...
Posted Feb 27, 2005
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B-
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Because of Winn-Dixie
(2005)
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Tony Toscano
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One of the bright spots in last few weeks.
Posted Feb 27, 2005
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B
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Pooh's Heffalump Movie
(2005)
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Tony Toscano
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Nicely done!
Posted Feb 27, 2005
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B-
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Hitch
(2005)
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Tony Toscano
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...good date film...
Posted Feb 27, 2005
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C-
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The Wedding Date
(2005)
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Tony Toscano
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confuses sex with romance
Posted Feb 27, 2005
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C
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Assault on Precinct 13
(2005)
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Tony Toscano
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...a well-acted arcade game.
Posted Jan 26, 2005
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F
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Are We There Yet?
(2005)
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Tony Toscano
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Insultingly bad!
Posted Jan 26, 2005
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B-
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Coach Carter
(2005)
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Tony Toscano
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...manages the difficult task of balancing an intriguing story without being too sappy or preachy.
Posted Jan 26, 2005
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B-
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White Noise
(2005)
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Tony Toscano
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A movie that goes "bump" in the night
Posted Jan 26, 2005
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D
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Racing Stripes
(2005)
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Tony Toscano
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A horse of a different color!
Posted Jan 26, 2005
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B
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The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou
(2004)
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Tony Toscano
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I guess I was just in the mood for (Wes Anderson's) latest offering, "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou."
Posted Jan 26, 2005
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A
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Spanglish
(2004)
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Tony Toscano
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...simply one of the best pictures of the year.
Posted Dec 17, 2004
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B
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Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
(2004)
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Tony Toscano
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Ummmmm - Lemony!
Posted Dec 17, 2004
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B-
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Ocean's Twelve
(2004)
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Tony Toscano
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George Clooney takes another dip into his Ocean
Posted Dec 17, 2004
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B
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Closer
(2004)
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Tony Toscano
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Almost too close!
Posted Dec 17, 2004
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B-
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Flight of the Phoenix
(2004)
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Tony Toscano
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Plane and simple!
Posted Dec 17, 2004
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C-
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Christmas With the Kranks
(2004)
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Tony Toscano
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Rotten Eggnog
Posted Dec 17, 2004
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D
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Alexander
(2004)
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Tony Toscano
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It's all Greek to me
Posted Dec 17, 2004
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B
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The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
(2004)
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Tony Toscano
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Not too many films this year are truly "sponge-worthy!"
Posted Dec 17, 2004
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B
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National Treasure
(2004)
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Tony Toscano
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Stealing the Declaration of Indepenence is easy - making an interesting film is tough!
Posted Dec 17, 2004
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A
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Finding Neverland
(2004)
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Tony Toscano
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Clap your hands if you believe in good writing!
Posted Dec 17, 2004
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C+
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After the Sunset
(2004)
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Tony Toscano
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They forgot the "r" in "caper"
Posted Dec 17, 2004
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A
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The Polar Express
(2004)
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Tony Toscano
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A warm fuzzy for the holidays
Posted Dec 17, 2004
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C
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Alfie
(2004)
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Tony Toscano
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Doesn't quite live up to the original.
Posted Dec 17, 2004
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C-
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The Grudge
(2004)
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Tony Toscano
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...never goes beyond the "schlocky."
Posted Oct 24, 2004
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D
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Surviving Christmas
(2004)
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Tony Toscano
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...much like a poorly wrapped gift, the film's plot just came apart.
Posted Oct 24, 2004
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B
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The Machinist
(2004)
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Tony Toscano
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Christian Bale delivers an expert performance...
Posted Oct 24, 2004
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B
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Team America: World Police
(2004)
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Tony Toscano
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I was laughing my butt off in the first 35 minutes of the film...
Posted Oct 24, 2004
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B+
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Shall We Dance?
(2004)
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Tony Toscano
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...one of the most romantic films of the year.
Posted Oct 24, 2004
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B+
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Friday Night Lights
(2004)
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Tony Toscano
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Billy Bob Thornton delivers one of the best acting jobs of his career.
Posted Oct 24, 2004
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C+
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Raise Your Voice
(2004)
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Tony Toscano
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...very predictable...
Posted Oct 24, 2004
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C
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Taxi
(2004)
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Tony Toscano
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The film offers some laughs - but not big ones.
Posted Oct 24, 2004
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B
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Ladder 49
(2004)
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Tony Toscano
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(Phoenix and Travolta) rescue the film from its own over-extended plot and soap opera style.
Posted Oct 24, 2004
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B-
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Shark Tale
(2004)
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Tony Toscano
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I didn't mind it but it should have been much better.
Posted Oct 24, 2004
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