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A Minecraft Movie (2025) 48% 7/10 “"A Minecraft Movie" is a broad, slapstick farce without a hint of seriousness, reverence, or coolness. The most shocking thing? It's not terrible. ” – Slashfilm Apr 4, 2025 Full Review Disney's Snow White (2025) 40% 6.5/10 “The result is, despite the mercenary motivations, affably watchable. It's hollow, but unlike some more recent remakes, it seems to have thoughts in its head.” – Slashfilm Mar 19, 2025 Full Review The Electric State (2025) 15% 6/10 “The images are slick and thematically tantalizing, but ultimately "The Electric State" is an intellectually dull, not-very-funny action spectacular. ” – Slashfilm Mar 11, 2025 Full Review Love Hurts (2025) 19% 5/10 “"Love Hurts" has at least a certain degree of bemused, violent verve and a mere modicum of kung-fu retro style.” – Slashfilm Feb 6, 2025 Full Review Flight Risk (2025) 30% 5/10 “"Flight Risk" perfectly serviceable, completely innocuous entertainment. It's fine. It's meh.  ” – Slashfilm Jan 24, 2025 Full Review Mufasa: The Lion King (2024) 56% 5.5/10 “Seeing how Mufasa from "The Lion King" grew up is little more than pop filler. It's a Silmarillion for Disney Adults. It's ultimately kind of useless.  ” – Slashfilm Dec 17, 2024 Full Review Kraven the Hunter (2024) 15% 5/10 “There is no presumption that fans will be interested in long-form mythmaking, and sequel teases remain light. This allows "Kraven" to be stupid on its own. And, in a weird way, that's a relief. We're free. ” – Slashfilm Dec 11, 2024 Full Review Wicked (2024) 87% 4/10 “It's a long, ineffectual, busy, mushy mess. And it's not even finished yet. ” – Slashfilm Nov 19, 2024 Full Review Conclave (2024) 93% 7.5/10 “"Conclave" is full of secrets and conspiracies, but mercifully never approaches Dan Brown levels of dumb ridiculousness. ” – Slashfilm Oct 23, 2024 Full Review We Live in Time (2024) 79% 8/10 “The most notable detail about John Crowley's new romantic drama "We Live in Time" is how brazenly uncomplicated it is. ” – Slashfilm Oct 10, 2024 Full Review The Platform 2 (2024) 35% 6/10 “"The Platform 2" doesn't expand on the first's themes of class and ill-begotten resource allocation, but it does, at the very least, tell the story in a slightly more personal way.” – Slashfilm Oct 3, 2024 Full Review The Crow (2024) 21% 3.5/10 “Thanks to sloppy editing and a general lack of basic storytelling acumen, events speed past without much explanation, emotional resonance, or, in some scenes, basic communication. ” – Slashfilm Aug 22, 2024 Full Review Kinds of Kindness (2024) 71% 8/10 “It may not be the best Lanthimos, but it's certainly the most Lanthimos.” – Slashfilm Jun 17, 2024 Full Review Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (2024) 80% 8/10 “Thank goodness, then, for Wes Ball's "Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes," handily the best of the new Apes series. It is a film that fast-forwards deep into the post-ape world, takes a few deep breaths, and lets us live there for a moment. ” – Slashfilm May 8, 2024 Full Review Challengers (2024) 88% 7.5/10 “Guadagnino spins a pretty simple tale into a 131-minute epic. ” – Slashfilm Apr 12, 2024 Full Review The First Omen (2024) 83% 8.5/10 “Bleak, severe, and awesome, "The First Omen" is the best horror movie of the year so far. ” – Slashfilm Apr 4, 2024 Full Review Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024) 54% 7.5/10 “"Godzilla x Kong" is infectiously fun, raucous, and, in the 8-year-old sense, awesome. One will not take much away from "Godzilla x Kong," but you'll leave the theater with a big damn fool grin on your face. ” – Slashfilm Mar 28, 2024 Full Review Immaculate (2024) 71% 4/10 “"Immaculate" isn't an "A" production, nor a satisfying "B" movie. It's merely a C-minus. ” – Slashfilm Mar 19, 2024 Full Review Drive-Away Dolls (2024) 63% 7.5/10 “Dated or not, it's still going to be refreshing under the right circumstances, and grand to see queerness flung so gleefully about. ” – Slashfilm Feb 21, 2024 Full Review Madame Web (2024) 11% 6/10 “Audiences are now left with clunky, earnest, and weirdly charming oddities like S.J. Clarkson's "Madame Web."  ” – Slashfilm Feb 13, 2024 Full Review The Book of Clarence (2023) 66% 7/10 “The Book of Clarence is aspirational, unique, moving, funny, weird, and very shaggy.” – Slashfilm Jan 9, 2024 Full Review The Exorcist: Believer (2023) 22% 4.5/10 “Green, free to narratively link his film directly to Friedkin's, only churned out another generic knockoff. It's the least interesting "Exorcist" film to date.” – Slashfilm Oct 4, 2023 Full Review Foe (2023) 24% 4/10 “A turgid sci-fi mope-fest.” – Slashfilm Oct 3, 2023 Full Review Expend4bles (2023) 14% 3/10 “"Expend4bles" may be the best of the series. This is not a compliment to Waugh's film, but a mere note on how badly this series of films has fared over the last 13 years. ” – Slashfilm Sep 21, 2023 Full Review The Equalizer 3 (2023) 76% 6.5/10 “Fuqua has always had a knack for filming exhilarating, brutal violence — and he certainly doesn't skimp on the blood in "The Equalizer 3."” – Slashfilm Aug 29, 2023 Full Review
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