You watch this brain-dead film in a similar state yourself, until its culmination at--where else?--the cheesiest of masked balls.

| Mar 1, 2007

If you've ever lain awake at night wondering what might happen if someone were to combine the porny misogyny of Joe Eszterhas with the blood-soaked eroticism of Anne Rice, you can now rest easy; Eternal provides your answer.

| Jul 18, 2006

| Original Score: 3.5/5 | Dec 6, 2005

But for all its exposed skin, the film's pulse is hard to find.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/4 | Sep 22, 2005

Neron and Pla look like porn stars and have about the same level of acting ability.

Full Review | Sep 16, 2005

...this whole production might as well just be a music video featuring everything Elizabeth from lusting for blood to bathing in it and the process involved.

| Original Score: 2.5/5 | Sep 13, 2005

ETERNAL is a sexy and stylish horror thriller from Canada that unfortunately seems to be re-treading all-too-familiar territory. It gets points for its lavish production design, but very little for originality or real horror.

| Original Score: +1 out of -4..+4 | Sep 10, 2005

Eternal is only occasionally completely stupid...but it's never very bright either.

Full Review | Sep 8, 2005

This oddball mixture of bloodsucking horror and soft-core porn is both objectively terrible and perversely fascinating.

| Original Score: D | Sep 4, 2005

There's no camp in this vamp; the lady, and the film, is a tramp.

| Original Score: 0/4 | Sep 2, 2005

It was cooler when it was called Basic Instinct.

| Original Score: D | Sep 2, 2005

the photography only creates a sense of suspense that something worth seeing may eventually appear

| Original Score: D | Sep 2, 2005

That the acting is stilted and that the filmmakers and especially Pla take themselves so seriously serves to make Eternal deliriously silly camp fare.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Sep 1, 2005

Conrad Pla turns in a performance of such staggering ineptitude that it almost (key word: almost) reaches a so-bad-it's-good, Plan 9 From Outer Space brilliance.

| Sep 1, 2005

A desperate cop is in over his head under the spell of a reincarnated lesbian vampire with great hair.

Full Review | Original Score: 6/10 | Sep 1, 2005

I wouldn't recommend this for theatrical viewing, but as late night cable fare, it's an acceptable way for an insomniac to pass two hours.

| Original Score: 2/4 | Sep 1, 2005

Just by being true to the legend, as if Erszebet had truly lived, Eternal is an interesting work, an erotic thriller with a supernatural bent.

| Original Score: 3/5 | Aug 30, 2005

Perfect for watching on video on a cool Cape Cod night, but maybe not so arousing in an arthouse for 10 bucks and change.

Full Review | Aug 29, 2005

Eternal is the kind of horror movie where the only horror is a misplaced vase.

| Original Score: 3/10 | Aug 29, 2005

A terrible script, pedestrian direction, and acting that's mediocre at best signify that Eternal...[is] ready-made, moderately sexy fodder for late-night Skin-emax.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/4 | Aug 27, 2005