Me and my wife were facing divorce because she wanted to cheat on me with my neighbour Quan, however upon viewing this cinematic masterpiece we both reach a magical orgasmic high. This rekindled our lost flame much to the Chagrin of Quan. However she still cheater on me with the mailman Siddique Singh. Great movie, beautiful writing and custom design with realistic details. Mr O'Neal's performance brought a tear to my eye. Please come to my house to have relations with my wife to save my marriage. From Dr Tom Brandis (PHD)

Worst movie I have had the non bloody pleasure of watching terbbile waste of life and air, This is actually going down as my worst movie of all time...

Bad cast, bad scenes, bad script, bad everything. Boring and a steel movie stand alone doesn't work. Shaq was not fit for this role.

Excellent sci Fi movie , another in my favorites and who doesn't love Shaq?

This movie is literally the greatest movie ever. A masterpiece if you must. From the cuts and the edits to the Shaq Steel suit and hammer. I believe this is the greatest superhero movie ever. It utilizes the black escence Shaq. It uses the the art of human morals and good citizenship to help save his city. Definitely will go down in the book.

A damn shame that Warner Bros. has never taken another chance at putting John Henry Irons on the big screen. Unfortunately a product of it's time: Shaq was at the peak of his fame, and Black action stars were in limited supply.

Woof. Cheap looking, amateurish, howlingly awful across the board. The last half hour is nonstop unintentional laughs. Look for John Hawkes as a mugger.

Shaq can't act! And what does that mean? Well "Steel" gets The Burnin' Medallion Of Badness. Characters: 0.5/5 Story: 0.5/5 Acting: 0.5/5 Special Effects: 0.5/5 Direction: 0.5/5 Cinematography: 0.5/5 Soundtrack: 0.5/5 Overall: 0.5/5

O'Neil will never win any acting awards but he and Gish may have pulled off the film had they not been saddled with a terrible script with dialog and seems to have been written by an old rich white guy who watched some sitcoms set in the inner city once and thought he could copy it.

Shaq stars as John Henry Irons / Steel in this 1997 film... while his acting is atrocious as you'd expect and the story only loosely follows the comic origins... the film isn't completely worthless... I liked Annabeth Gish's character... the disabled former soldier tech wiz that helps Shaq out.. she does her best with that part and it was rare back in those days to see a disabled character with a key role in a

This movie is absolutely horrifically atrocious... but it's definitely up there in the best "so-bad-it's-good" movies!

Not sure if this movie is suppose to be based on the DC character or what. I can tell you it is so bad that it's funny.

The first black superhero movie...quite a bumpy beginning especially since we got Blade - the movie that birthed the modern superhero craze - barely a year later. Is this movie so bad that it borders back to being good? Yes. Substandard fight scenes and production values on par with made-for-온라인카지노추천 movies are one thing. But there's the horrendous acting, ignorance of source material and woefully miscast Shaq. Even if it was a more respected actor, I'd still find it hard to take anybody wallking around an unconvincing rubber suit seriously. And given that he's the tallest member in the cast, he seems quite out-of-place what with scenes where comparatively small gangsters laugh at and taunt him whereas I'd probably figure it best not to get on his bad side. The only good thing the movie had going for it is its theme, that's it. And even then, it's still not enough to warrant me bumping the rating up to 1 star. I wish I could rant more about the movie but does it really mattee? I'll just forget about the movie as soon as I submit this review anyway. So...this movie is entertaining in a horrendous way.

Steel is so far removed from the source material that I honestly feel like they could have made exactly the same movie, called it something else, and nobody would ever assume that it has anything to do with the DC Comics character. Oh also it sucks.

Steel is a badly-acted movie that indulges not only in superhero cliches, but also the sappy 온라인카지노추천-movie-of-the-week ones.

The corny one liners and puns are so cringe worthy is unbearable. I know Shaq wasn't hurting for money, so why did he sign up for this? I'm not gonna lie though... I laughed at some scenes a lot for being so bad that they were hilarious.

Whether it was 90's throw every comic books into a movie or Hollywood trying to turn Shaquille O'Neil into a megastar (more super than his Pepsi commercials), this movie is just downright awful.

The only thing to say that hasn't been said before about this movie- I lowkey liked Shaquille O'Neal as the title character. All else is best left forgotten.

Shaq Fu or this? You decide

Shaq should've just stuck with basketball