The Animal Reviews
| Original Score: 2/5 | Dec 30, 2006
There was one thing about The Animal that did surprise me: the extent to which it systematically rips off Wolf.
| Original Score: D- | May 9, 2002
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4 | Oct 30, 2001
If you want a giggle and are not too fussy, you could do much worse than surrendering to its shamelessly puerile brand of smutty schoolboy humour.
| Original Score: 3/5 | Oct 29, 2001
About the best you can say regarding this inoffensive Schneider vehicle is, hey, it could have been worse.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Jun 25, 2001
Certainly reeks like something produced from a squatting position.
Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/5 | Jun 12, 2001
The Animal is never more nor less than stupid, but stupid in ways that deliver goofiness rather than rampant humiliation.
Full Review | Jun 11, 2001
Let's hear it for stupendously dumb screen writing.
| Original Score: 1/4 | Jun 4, 2001
It's just not funny.
Full Review | Jun 4, 2001
Should you consider getting near it, understand that it doesn't smell so good.
Full Review | Jun 4, 2001
Anyone not committed to cheap crude humor may find The Animal more creepy than funny.
| Jun 4, 2001
A silly, stupid story with a one-joke comic premise.
| Jun 4, 2001
Schneider manages to make it all more palatable than nauseating, genial rather than an affront to good taste.
| Original Score: 3.5/5 | Jun 1, 2001
If I had a mob, I'd send it after the yo-yos at Columbia Pictures who gave this pu-pu platter the green light.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Jun 1, 2001
This may be giving Schneider too much credit, but the lad has found a way to temporarily halt the de-evolution of the silly comedy.
| Original Score: 2.5/4 | Jun 1, 2001
A lunkheaded, sorta gross-out comedy that manages to be likeable and funny.
Full Review | Jun 1, 2001
Next to Joe Dirt, The Animal is tolerably amusing.
Full Review | Jun 1, 2001
There's a whole lot of stuff like The Animal to the point that there's no longer anything outrageous about its outrageousness.
| Jun 1, 2001
OK lowbrow comedy about a man given superpowers by animal organ transplants.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4 | Jun 1, 2001
Its relative modesty lends Mr. Schneider's deft, ingenuous performance an unexpected glow of innocence.
Full Review | Original Score: 4/5 | Jun 1, 2001