A Haunted House 2 Reviews
Rating: 5/10. 56/100
This movie gets a lot of horrible reviews that just aren't true, yes, this film is good! I actually thought it was better than the first one. People expect to much from this film, it isn't going to have amazing cinematography (Funny enough, the cinematography wasn't horrible), it also isn't going to have amazing character arcs or an amazing plot. All it was supposed to be was a funny horror movie that wasn't supposed to be serious (think Velicopastor better) and for what it was, I think it was pretty good!
Even worse than the 1st, this is just a bad movie. Not even so-bad-it's-good, it's just bad.
I actually found the sex scene with the doll really vulgar and disturbing with Marlon being completely naked and sweaty, it looked like porn. I think he's just getting nastier by the minute.
This movie is disgusting....the scene with the sex with the doll....I still wish I could erase it from my memory. Stopped watching after that.
Hilarious. Well done.
Awful. Fell asleep twice. 2.5 million must have all went to the actors. Should have stayed home. Sorry Tiffany.
Um professor, where the hell are you? Doing a stretch of 5-10, apparently the authorities frown om stolen meth to college students. Yeah, apparently. ʸᵒᵘ ⁿᵉᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ʰᵃⁿᵍ ᵘᵖ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶜᵒᵐᵖᵘᵗᵉʳ ᶜᵃʳˡ, ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵒᵛᵉʳ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵏᶦˢˢ ᵐᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵐʸ ʰᵒᵗ ᵐᵒᵘᵗʰ, ᴵ'ᵐ ᶠᵉᵉˡᶦⁿᵍ ᴿᴼᴹᴬᴺᵀᴵᶜᴬᴸ. (I have not seen this film yet)
Not as good as the first but not as much of a disaster as disaster movie - stars/ more stars Southwest Airlines
Look, you KNOW what you're in for, so no use complaining! Not as funny as the original, but the cast are clearly having a blast. The humor does go even lower-brow here, but let's be honest, you KNOW the setting you'll be watching this in, so light up and enjoy!
This movie was okay. It had some funny jokes, but overall I'd rate is a 5 out of 10. This movie was funny, but honestly felt like the main character wasn't even important. All of his personality is just another copy paste. I don't know, just my opinion.
Really good watch, could watch again, and can recommend. I'll easily watch anything with Jaime Lee Pressly in it, but Marlon Wayans is kind of the big treat in this. One of the reasons I liked the first movie is that they got back to the spirit of the original "Scary Movie" franchise before they took it from the Wayans. There are a few jokes that just run too long, but over all the jokes are pretty funny and consistent, even doing call backs. The movie rolls together several different paranormal tropes very well, and given some very short re-writes could have been a rather complex legitimate horror movie.
Over half the jokes are reused, and I think the writers have a thing about mandingos. Very uncomfortable to watch.
Goofy, silly, stereotypically offensive and lazy attempt at parody, that's not without some laughs.
Similar to the original there are a lot of gross out jokes but if you are a fan of horror and have seen a lot of the film parodied you will have a lot of fun.
Second greatest movie of all time!! Right behind the first movie. The actors are fantastic and so is the plot