Aloha Reviews
Aloha attempts to resolve two complex potential romances while simultaneously sounding the alarm against the military-industrial complex (!) and contemplating the ongoing marginalization of native Hawaiians.
| Jan 23, 2023
Many of the actors remain so charming that watching them, even in a film as slapdash as this, makes the entire experience better than it really is. But that doesn’t mean Aloha should be considered passable.
| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Jun 21, 2022
A sweet natured misfire, a movie that, to once again paraphrase Crowe, does not show us the money.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Feb 3, 2021
It was like Cameron Crowe does a Wes Anderson film, and the result is "huh?"
| Apr 28, 2020
It just didn't jell. It was like forcing a circle into a square.
| Apr 28, 2020
There is an undeniable charm to some of the scenes of this movie, but few movie lovers will be offering it "warm aloha".
| Original Score: 2/5 | Aug 5, 2019
Crowe paints with a broad and often heavy-handed brush, leaving us with a film that seems strangely unsure of itself and what it wants to be.
| Original Score: 2/4 | Jul 5, 2019
Aloha starts off in Elizabethtown-esque territory but, perhaps thanks to winning performances or the stunning island scenery, it becomes something better.
| Original Score: 3/5 | May 4, 2019
Aloha is often surprising, sometimes fun and occasionally tone-deaf. If Cooper, Hawaii and/or slow-building thrillers appeal, then this is recommended despite its flaws.
| Original Score: B- | Dec 19, 2018
The film is a valiant effort, with flashes of wit and intelligence; but overall, the film takes on too much and accomplishes little.
| Original Score: 5/10 | Nov 1, 2018
Aloha is a featherweight concoction that's fuzzy in the head and squishy in the middle. Yes, there's even an obligatory happy couple montage, but the film is also nuanced and eccentric in ways that are very unusual for a studio comedy.
| Aug 22, 2018
I'll take this romantic movie over a Nicholas Sparks film any day!
| Original Score: 3/4 | Aug 21, 2018
There are elements of Aloha that are actually quite good, but ultimately it's two mismatched movies smashed together and is too messy to succeed.
| Oct 17, 2017
It's another pretty trifle -- albeit one with huge aspirations that go nowhere.
| Aug 2, 2017
When a major plot point hinges on a chance encounter with some video shot by an irritatingly precocious 10-year-old, well, you know something's awry.
| Jun 27, 2017
Half the time while watching Aloha, I had no clue what was going on. Not so much the plot -- although I was admittedly a bit muddled on that, too -- but why anyone acted the way they did.
| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Jun 10, 2016
It seems less that Crowe's gifts have escaped him than that they've become disproportionate with his excesses, and we're less forgiving of those trespasses.
| May 28, 2016
Aloha is Hollywood's biggest Hawaiian wreck since Michael Bay sunk those ships in Pearl Harbour.
| Original Score: 1/5 | May 6, 2016
A curious twist on the body swap comedy, with its talented creator and stars ostensibly pulling a switcheroo with a group of exponentially less talented people.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Apr 8, 2016
It's hard to know what anybody involved in this misbegotten mash-up was thinking, other than 'Hey! The shooting location's in Hawaii!' (The state looks beautiful here, but that's a bit like saying Sharon Stone was attractive in Basic Instinct 2.)
| Original Score: 2 of 5 | Mar 26, 2016