Bless the Child Reviews
...a fun good-bad movie with some plot points to savour...
| Original Score: 3/5 | Nov 30, 2023
Bless the Child is unsettling but it is never really terrifying. It's closer to a scary dream than a true nightmare.
Full Review | Jul 22, 2014
A biblical "thriller" so predictable and preposterous that everyone involved should be banished to the confessional for their sins.
| Original Score: 1/4 | Jul 22, 2014
This mystical saga of good versus evil gets a very low grade for originality, packing in as it does too many of the same acrane-mysterioso bits of religious imagery, moody thriller gimmicks and climactic machismo antics as the earlier films.
| Jul 22, 2014
It's all utter nonsense, but entertaining in a daft sort of way, though Christina Ricci is shamefully wasted in an irrelevent supporting role.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Jul 22, 2014
I don't know if I'm getting more squeamish, or simply less charitable at being exploitatively manipulated and taken for a moron: possibly both. But I think others will share my disgust at several scenes in Bless The Child.
| Jul 22, 2014
Bless The Child pulls every cheap cinematic trick possible to try and put the willies into its punters and, unsurprisingly, fails.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Jul 22, 2014
A sloppy, silly, and sometimes ludicrous movie perpetually haunted by the specter of what it could have been.
| Jul 22, 2014
An excruciatingly silly script, clunky editing, and an overbearing orchestral score help make Bless the Child something to avoid at all costs.
| Original Score: 0/5 | Feb 5, 2014
This adaptation of Cathy Cash Spellman's novel is pulp fiction with airs, and director Chuck Russell builds absolutely no suspense.
| Jun 3, 2013
A pox on the house of all involved.
| Original Score: 0/5 | Jun 3, 2013
By turns lurid, risible and offensive.
| Original Score: 1/4 | Jun 3, 2013
If you're so inclined, pray that the responsible parties crawl back into whatever hole they emerged from.
| Jun 3, 2013
Should have sold its soul for a little help in the script department.
| Jun 3, 2013
A supernatural thriller that does for its genre what Battlefield Earth did for science fiction.
| Jun 3, 2013
Often trite and predictable but grudgingly likable in the end.
| Original Score: 2/4 | Jun 3, 2013
Director Chuck Russell also made the infinitely better comedy The Mask. After this, he may want to wear a mask.
| Original Score: F | Sep 7, 2011
Winning an Oscar has changed Kim Basinger, and not in a good way.
| Original Score: 0/4 | Jan 8, 2010
The special effects are impressive, but the dialogue is an unintentional hoot.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Aug 7, 2008
It reps another disappointing outing from Kim Basinger, who's clearly uninspired by the hack material.
Full Review | Jun 6, 2008